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Some time later, after a good portion of the Face Peeler goblins have suffered nasty burns from boiling oil spilt upon them by the watchmen of Parma, or have been pierced by the watchmens' crossbow bolts, Goblinking Hurrkitz leads his burnt and pierced tribe in a hasty retreat back towards the relative cover of a nearby grove.... Shrieked, in Goblinish: REEEETREEEEAAAT!!! RUN FOR YOUR MISERABLE LIVES, YOU USELESS DUNGHEAPS!!!
Whilst elsewhere in Italia, outside the city walls of Parma, to be exact, Goblinking Hurrkitz of the Face Peeler tribe leads his stealthy Face Peeler bugbears, hobgoblins, and goblins in a night time scouting mission to assess Parma's defenses, and engage in some sabotage, if possible.... Crawling on their bellies through the high grass that grows to either side of the ancient road, they approach the city wall, unseen by the watchmen with their torches posted on the high tops of the walls.... Whispered in Goblinish to his lieutenants (who whisper it to the next goblin behind them, and so on, until the goblins in the rear receive a rather different message altogether): Shoot poisonous arrows at the watchmen.... But NOT until I give the signal.... Soon, the goblins in the rear, who got something along the lines of: "boot boys and us errors.... But SHOUT before he gives the signal!", decide instead to shoot poisonous arrows at the watchmen, while shouting! Roared, in Goblinish: I said NOT UNTIL I GAVE THE SIGNAL, you STUPID, IDIOTIC, BRAINLESS SCUM!!! |
