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Ging grins, showing his flat, black teeth. Nodding emphatically, Ging says.

"Ging will protecting Food Lady and Bushy Lip."


Ging looks at Lanya, a questioning look on his face and tears welling up in his eyes.

"Kollu Dodaq Ging da dəli mi? Üzr Ging."

Giant:

"Is Bushy Lip mad at Ging? Ging is sorry."


Ging lowes his face to the trader and listens.

"Understand. I protect you from your wife."


"GING!" The ogre beams proudly.


"Number two Nice Lady gone...This make Ging sad and cry."

The massive form sobs quietly as he slowly somes to terms with this morbid truth.

"Ging hate the baddy mans."

When the watch ends Ging lays on his side with his back against the wall of the fort and sleeps fitfully, crying out in his sleep several times during the night.


On their watch, Ging asks Lanya.

"Nice lady, why is the other nice lady sleeping in the ground?"


"SMASH!"

Ging swings his club in a great arc.

1d20 + 7 ⇒ (2) + 7 = 9 for 2d8 + 7 ⇒ (6, 5) + 7 = 18

Cleave attack 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (13) + 7 = 20 for 2d8 + 7 ⇒ (3, 5) + 7 = 15


Ging charges with Theodric, nearly keeping pace with his massive courser. He laughs like a schoolboy chasing a butterfly if the schoolboy had a voice like rushing water over gravel.

"Ging like hurty race with grumpy metal man! Ging club puny woodsy men! Teehehehe!"

Charging Ogre Smash 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (11) + 9 = 20 for 2d8 + 7 ⇒ (2, 5) + 7 = 14


Ging claps his hands to his mouth and nods eagerly. He hefts his club and waits.


Stealth 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (9) + 9 = 18

Ging is with Theodric.


"Ging good! Ging do good! Ging hungry?"


Seeing the knight charge and hit a bandit after yelling his name, Ging also joins the fray.

"GING SMASH!"

1d20 + 7 ⇒ (2) + 7 = 9 2d8 + 7 ⇒ (8, 7) + 7 = 22

Powerful though the blow is, the enthusiastic ogre was unable to find purchase with his tree branch.


"Ging follow sing song man!"

Ging starts out after Cromwell, but his big strides put him out in front in no time. He stops. panics. Cromwell passes him. He follows. He overtakes Cromwell. He stops. panics...You get the idea :)


As his clothes cool and dry Ging's face grows very concerned.

"Kummitusi puhastada Ging riided! Ging pole nagu Kummitusi!"

Giant:

"Ghosts clean Ging clothes! Ging no like ghosts!"

Once the deed is done however, and the "ghosts" are gone, Ging seems as giddy as a schoolboy.

"Ging no hot now!"


"Ging hot!" The poor creature throws up his hands and covers his eyes as if to make the sweaty, humid day go away due to his inability to see it.


"Yay! Angree horsey man likey Ging!"


"Ging Kern!" Ging shouts. He seems to understand until he looks at Theodric and shouts, "Ging Kern!"


Ging nods excitedly, smiling his black, gap toothed grin.

"Buh. Bruh. Bruhd."

Ging squeals happily with each new word he learns. He repeats them like a sacred litany until his eyelids droop and more drool than sound escapes his lips.