Roll up! Roll up!
These magical belts grant you a random gender daily; roll a d8:
1-3: Male
4-6: Female
7: both
8: neither
They're on sale now for a mere 10 GP each! Guaranteed to sort out all the gender politics within your gaming party, or your original gender back!
But wait - there's more!
Buy now and you'll also receive this exclusive free gift: The Wig of the Wedding Night!