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im very sorry my friends but im going to have to end this game...i probably should have ended it when i got shot...im transitioning out of the army in a few months, medical retirement. So i just wont have the time needed to be a good DM...if you all are willing ill make a post to revive the game at a later date...again im sorry but thank you all for sicking with me.

have a great year!!!


"Very will girl get to the kitchen and bring me some food by the next hour. If its anything like what ive been eating ill eat you..." The captain barks and nods to Master Scourge " right dogs back to it then days just begun." He yells at Gnaly "well get on with ye' task let see if the Cap'ins eat'in ye' food or ye'foot ahahah"


ill give a bit more to allow her to speak up, if not ill move with Gnaly as the new cook. Im just trying to give you each more to do than just swab the deck...again i do apologies to the slow game


The day begins with some of the new crew tossing some of last nights dinner onto the floor of the sleeping area. As he is task to clean it up a roar of anger can be heard form the captains quarters. "THATS IT I CANT STOMACH THIS SLOP ANY MORE GET EVERY ONE ON DECK NOW!!!" The crew scramble to line up on the main deck of the ship the captain barks "RIGHT THEN...which one of you has any skill when it comes to cooking. I'm done forcing this fish head down"


Lol yah thats pretty much it ahaha

Ok all i have been getting worked over these passed few weeks since i got back to work. Ill ve taking vacation back to the US couple weeks ill ve taking full charge then. But ill try to update this week.


im a 25 series and im working as a 42 for now....


He pulls the rusty knife back but grasses close enough to give Kraleck a small cut. With a booming voice that shatters the altogether silence of the rocking boat. "GET UP YE' DOGS PLAN TO SPEND THE DAY SLEEPING GET UP WORKS TO BE DONE" As Master Scourge walks out he demonstrates the uncanny skill with a whip he has using in the confined space hitting various few who dont seem to be moving quick enough

Please roll for sea sickness FORT save and how you get up


Hi all sorry again for my massive slow down in post, being in the military you don't really get any leeway once you return to work after getting shot. Now im also doing a job in which i have had no training in...so things are hectic ill try to post as often as i can. i hope to find a pace in this new duty soon...


Kraleck wakes to a Sharp pain, his eyes clear to find the source of this pain. Its a blade and it owner is master scourge flanked by his two lackies. He speaks in a low growl "i be given ye' one last choice stain. Leave this ship the bext time we make port. Less i gut ye and have mr. Kroop serve ye as morin meal...." he waits for kralecks response...

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Hello you crazy people thanks again for not askibg to leave the game. The trial is fainnaly over and long and short. I won hes in jail 20-30....just his lawer dugup a lot of things i have put in my pass and was hard to be reminded of the horrible person i once was...well im ready to grt back into some fun rp so i will update today once i Finnish unpacking...

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The rest of the have a good laugh and say "Oh I there is plenty to drink but we must get down for work lest ye' face the lash good night" Then they head down to sleep...the rest are left by them selves what will these goblins do...


Scruug entertains the crew and frightens a few with his display but Raph is quick with his impressive mop work to slap the flames out of the air and ends it with the mop head resting on Scruugs head. The crew clap along and sing a jig.

The Bar witch tries to get the crew do drink more but most know if they take too much spirits and are late it will be a lashing for them...Gnaly ill need a persuasion check if you want them to get pissed...other wise it will just be normal merriment


Ganly is has been using her gifts to create drinks for all she can. Though the night she is asked "Oi, can ye' do it with any old water like say..." this hobgoblin leans in close "Me old nobs water ahahaha" the group a round her gives a deep laugh. Some of the crew are begging to call Ganly the bar witch for the drinks she can create im taking a bit of liberties with the limit of the ability for fluff reasons

Scrugg and Raph try to impress the crew with there skills over fire and the staff...ill need a performance check from each of you but go a head and add your dex and charisma

Kraleck is now called Mr.Wizard as a joke from the whole crew but he pays no mind to the constant jokes sent his way as he is just to happy to have that book back in his grubby mits

Sloog....What are you doing


right ill just start us off at night of the second day

again thank you all for sicking with me im sorry my life went bad. Im trying to expedite the court day but his lawyer is wanting to hold it off for a few months so i can heal and not make the jury sympathetic to me....pray for me y'all i really don't want to snap

Setting Ship night falls


AAAAARRRRGggg sorry thank you all for being so patient with me...im hate this so much...


Sorry everyone I've been dealing with Court issues, the piece of crap who attacked me is pressing charges on me now because I attacked him after he shot me..... my recovery coming along at a good pace at least that's what my physical therapist says. Just getting extra headaches from having to deal with this stuff at court. My lawyer reassures me everything will go my way as he's the primary attacker and i was defending my life but its a headache ... on a better note I'm going to update the campaign either today or tomorrow night I'm just going to start with a quick cab up where we are and we will go from there...

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Yah since we did not set if people would be ok if i kill your pcs for things like this...and sice i have been healing i have not been able to be as active as id like, so i couldn't take a feel. If we were in person your pc would more than likely be killed. Sorry to rail you, i really don't like doing that.

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wow thats just awesome

"i hand you a chance and then ye' still act like ye' have a brian in tha' ead..." he is cut off by the other goblins words....taking a moment to look at the see the whip master looks back at him.."ye' say ye' smart prove it then work earn some respect and ill see what ye' talents is worth...go talk to the quarter master about this book ye ceep crying about..."

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...can i get a diplomacy check please

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So im clear im not giving you and ultimatum if you choose to jump i can work around it...

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Master Scourge eyes bulge at kralecks words but a grin takes its place quickly as he gets mocked by the crew...all laugh along with Sloogs insults. Master Scourge calmly walks up to Kraleck putting a hand on his shoulder and walking him starboard railing...

The wind is blowing well this day, sun is high and some sea spray catches then both lightly on the face.

"ye' dont care fur' ye' new home ye' say" the whip masters fingers grip is like iron on kralecks small shoulder

"Cap'in wont let me simply kock ye' you off but he spoke not of you jumping off ye' self..." karleck looks out to the sea and sees not but ocean to he edge of the horizon. Master Scourge steps back looking at him and smiles "that ot stay mr. Wizard and have that great big oll ead' of yours face ye' new life"

sorry my recovery is taking alot put of me...keeped falling asleep with my phone on my hands...

the choice is your karleck, face your new life head on or take your chances with the open sea

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Kraleck wrote:
Nothing like being buttfoxed by The Dice Gods.. Int 13 check: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (7) + 3 = 10 Int 15 check: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5 Int 18 check: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 = 9 And now, Kraleck's final words..probably.

OMG that made my morning wow i did not expect a total fail. Thats why i love table top rpgs, the dice gods wanted to humble your character lol. Ok ill get a post up after my physical therapy. Thanks again for helping me start my day off with a smile (:"D)

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Sorry theses meds had me thinking i posted like 5 times..egh...

The taskmaster lip curls as he speaks"Oh so ye reckon ye be th' best mind t' ever live in th' here 'n now do ye. SO tell me Mr.Wizard wots th' back,front, left, and right of the ship called..."

DC 10 sailor or DC 13 int:
in order Aft .Bow. Port . Starboard
...he continues
"Then tell me why be th' job o' deck swab on o' th' hardest 'n most important jobs on a ship"
DC 12Sailor or DC 15 Int:
To keep the ship clear of barnacles and most importantly ship-worms
..be for Kraleck can complete his sentence..
"Tell me why be so critical fer a ship t' stay swab 'n free o' ship-worms..."
DC 15 sailor 18 int:
if a ship is not cleaned and maintained the worms will weaken the hull to a point where a you could rip the wood apart with you bare hands


Dammit i thought i posted...ill have a update out soon going to have fun with your characters ego ^_^

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The rest of the crew jumps to their task but the bulbous headed goblin. Just stands there shooting hate at the whip happy task mester...after a few moments pass he is noticed....

"wot's this then. Not feeling up to working Mr . wizard. Cant remember wat part to use when swabbing eh stain..." he jeers

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ok the game is going to be moving forward as fast as i can handle right now. I ask that you please bear with me, im still here alive and kicking

so Carina and Scruug are now seasick for the day. you two are to sick to do anything but try not to vomit and tray do complete your duties...

As Carina makes her way up to the crows nest the sorry excuse for food is not sitting well at all and she struggles to keep it down...

Scruug also is struggling to keep his stomach from turning..

Sloog, Raph, Gnaly and Kraleck keep an iron gut able to work but two of them struggle to keep pace with the rest of the deck swabs. Gnaly stand with Kraleck as she tells of what she saw in her night adventure....

still need a profession sailor check from Scruug, Kraleck and Gnaly


Im getting better just happy that it looks like ill not have any loss of mobility or feeling so rehabilitation is going well.

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Hi all sorry for ghosting ....it's a long story I got shot a few times last month just got out of the hospital. Im doing well still not at 100 yet but im getting there. Hope we can keep going

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No matter how dark the night the sun rise will always be bright. Wish you the best buddy

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ok things are looking better me life is still a bit iffy but if your all willing to continue please ill need every one to roll a for your job and if uou dont have any ranks in profession salor ill need a fort save as well

Day breaks over a calm sea the crew wake to a bloody mess of breakfast fishguts is true to his name serving what looks like chum to each of you...before your able to eat all of the iron rott served to you. A whip cracks and your ordered on deck "right ye' dogs get to it!!" the whip cracks again caching a small goblin across his back "pay me respect and face me when i speak dog" the whip master walks away to ready to put that red whip to use on any who dont work...

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Sorry again life been attacking work is back to 15 hour days and my son has begun to teeth so im not gettinh muh sleep i will update as soon as i get a lull in my work day

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Will update tonight

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Is that it for the first night ?

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Old bear drops his agressive stance but keeps his sword at the ready "well captin dont want no dead crew...head back to yiur bunk and that will be the end of it"

sense motive dc 15 :
he will more than likely tell master scrounge what happend and you know that means a hard whipping...

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ooh nice attempt, its not often i see a players try to deescalate a fight cool. Im going to need a deplo roll though add +2 for that well thought statement ^_^

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Raph wrote:
ah, so is it my turn?

Yes it is

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round 3 raph up

Old bear stands ready looking at both of the goblins with hatred

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Oh right i miss counted the actions your right

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you could take a level in brawler same diff no?


well with the size difference you guys are really attacking his groin and legs lol...and carina's last action will have to redone as the combat status has changed

the bugbear is surprised as the second goblins attack hurt so badly he could not move he shakes his head. Just as felling returns the bugbear gets hit hard twice by the small lithe goblin. In shock he is be the female, now with his sense back hes smart enough to know what a bad position is....

acro: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (11) + 7 = 18

He jumps over raph's small frame and moves away from there attacks 15ft and draws his blade "Right ye' hateful two i was going to let the girl go with just a few bruises teach her what pain some words can bring. Then ye' jump in and try to bind side me, well ill show ye' what for happens with new hands when they attack a fellow crew mate. HAVE AT YOU!!! the bears battle cry is deafening in the other wise silent ship

Look and tempt fate...:

why don't you heed to my warnings: 10d10 ⇒ (5, 2, 9, 8, 9, 7, 7, 7, 3, 2) = 59

DC25 ships thick wood and distance of fight:
you hear a muffled roar waking you from your sleep

top of round 3
carina-up last action has been nullified currently 20 ft away form old bear
old bear- 15ft way with cutlass drawn
raph=currently 15ft away from old bear


top of round two active effects
Bugbear:stunned and flanked
Players none
Carina up...

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Raph takes a chance moving passed carina and sliding between the bugbears legs. He uses his masters training and stikes a nerve cluster attempting to stun the brute...

fort: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8

His stike hits the mark and the bugbear grunts in pain and is realling from the attack

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Luck is on her side as the blood pumping hard made her jump back just as the fist was about to strike hard were her head just was...

raph up to complete the round...then carina at the top of round 2[ooc]

active effects: none[ooc]

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Carina is not intimidated by the low growl the bugbare sends her way. As he move closer balling his fist, she feels fear wash over her. Crarina looks around in a panic trying to find anything to defend herself with but the bugbear closed the distance to her to fast and she stands defenceless...

The white bugbear punches at her with his brass knuckles...
attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (8) + 5 = 13
damage : 1d3 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5

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ill give her toll tomorrow+1gmt then ill move the fight along as best i can...

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active effects
edit:none

round 1
Carina-up
Old bear
Raph

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Carina Greasefire wrote:
Carina's eyes narrow at the bugbear. "Tell you what-you tell Scourge and you wake up without a hand in the morning. Put up a fight now, I take both hands. Go back to bed and leave us alone, big guy." Intimidate: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (17) + 3 = 20

sorry last few days ive had no Internet or phone and my workplace blocks paizo...anyhow

The big gets up cracking his neck he grins "well then theres always the new one who thinks they can take me old bear on, but i cant have ye' thinking youll be able to make threats and have that go unanswered. Well best way to stop attitude is to break a few bones, oh and dont worry ya still be able to work once this is done...." he flexes making his corded knots of mussels harden as he takes a fighing stance growling angrily...

carina: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (20) + 4 = 24
raph: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (16) + 3 = 19
old bear: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (18) + 3 = 21Intimidate : 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (1) + 11 = 12

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peers into the blackness that is the bilge but fearing to move further into the unknown darkness she sees nothing else...

Carena, Raph, Sloog continue their night time adventure ...Sloog leads the way up the stairs he stumbles when he sees that scary white bugbear the ship creaks loudly in the quiet on the night. It draws the attention of the white monster and he locks eyes with Sloog, Carena and Rahp wait on the stairs behind Sloog hoping they were not noticed as well. "hmm, What ye' doing up aint ye' part of the day hands get back to sleep less i need to let old Scruge know about this eh." he lets his warning stay in the air for a moment the looks grimly at Sloog "Or will I be having to get up and put ye' back the hard way..." the bugbears' speaks menacingly


Dont worry about it with the changes in my life right now. I feel like a dick if i force you to be posting when i cant. Im updating tomorrow, just try to not let 3 days go by when we are in combat woth out posting let your character hold up the game

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Ganly moves to the trap door and opens it, the door creeks loudly she stops looking around to see if anyone was sired by the noise...her heart pound hard as she holds her breath but there is no reaction. So she opens the door wide slowly, peering inside....

Bilge:
The lowest deck of the ship, the bilges are a foul, damp place with thick cobwebs above and 1–2 feet of dark, brackish water that stinks abominably below. A ladder leads up to a trap door that opens in the lower hold (area A10), and a single bilge pump rests near the stern. The bilges also double as the ship’s brig, and six sets of. manacles are fixed to the bulkheads in the forward portion of the deck.
do you go further into the hold???

Carena, Raph, Sloog continue their night time adventure ...the group moves slowly around to the ship not interested in the bilge as Ganly is they try to head up to the middle deck. Steping with caution so not to awaken the sleeping crew. They stop as Ganly practically shoots a gun off with that short loud noise she make lifting the trap door. Lucky no one but the four of them seem to hear the sound. So they continue to move up the stairs. Slowly the move each step making a soft creak as they move on the steps...once at the top of the stairs.

A6. Middle Hold::
This is the ship’s main cargo hold. The hold is mostly empty at the start of the adventure, save for the 14 pigs; normally kept caged, they periodically escape and run loose within the hold. In the forward section, a flight of wooden stairs climbs up to (area A4), while a second set of stairs descends into the lower hold (area A10). A massive bugbear is sitting here playing with a deck of cards. This monstrous creature is all white with furs draped on its back. It looks around now and then but it otherwise occupied playing with its cards. Another flight of stairs in the aft section next to the galley leads up to (area A5) Stored near the mainmast are two light ballistas, a disassembled light catapult, and 12 barrels containing 20 gallons of oil each.

Dont look ye be warned...:

you looked into its eyes!!!: 2d20 ⇒ (11, 1) = 12

let me get a new roll for Carena, Raph, Sloog and go from there

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