Furniture Merchant, PDQ's page

Move to a state where everything is foreward, like Arizona or Nevada.

And they're good tea cozies, Foolproof Jony however is banned for boiling away all my iced tea.

Foolproof Jony is banned for having a flaming beard that sets new custome furniture on fire.

Furniture Merchant, PDQ wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

Are there any guarantees on this stuff?

I can guarantee the Elder Gods won't come looking for you. But I do have a rebate that comes with the furniture.

This "rebate" is a $1-off coupon at Sam's All-You-Can-Eat-Tentacle-Bar.

It is Cthulhu furniture after all. Heh, heh, heh.

Are there any guarantees on this stuff?

I can guarantee the Elder Gods won't come looking for you. But I do have a rebate that comes with the furniture.

Yea, their furniture is a smash with crowd that like occult geometry.

We have "Cthulhu" colors too.

Mauve, psychedelic mauve, and striped mauve.

Someone called Celestial Furniture Services? We deliver.