| Foxiferous |
Ok so I'm playing as Kyra and everything was going fine, she started with a mace and I found the flaming mace really early on. This was brilliant, every time I hit a monster, henchmen or villain I was able to scream out the glorious chant of my Goddess as I smote the evil. "Mace to the Face!" or "Flaming Mace to the Face!".
Now she is proficient with weapons and the wife calls her a warrior with healing spells, given I just hit everything in the face and I consistently fail wisdom rolls. I make about 1 out of every 5 wisdom rolls.
To the help required! I'm using the Bastard Sword +1 and ... I have no phrase with which to cry out for the glory of my Goddess as I smite evil and it's affecting my smiting of the evil. I'm rolling low and I believe it's because my Goddess is unhappy that I am not calling out her glory as I slice and dice. The best I've come up with 'It's nice to slice!' is just not as glorious as 'Flaming Mace to the Face you undead ghoul spawn!'.
Also - I'll be picking up the Impaler of Thorns at the end of the next scenario as part of the loot grab, so I'll need a glorious phrase to sing the praises of my Goddess for that as well. It's at times like this that I need my Goddess to be Gabrielle. Then it's easy, "Gettin Stabby for Gabby". But sadly her name is Saranae. :(