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Like your noggin.

Better to die young than live on in a nursing home.

Shut up dad! SKIP SCHOOL BURN S%!! DO DRUGS

Hahaha thank you I have been dumb now I wil eat you're meat for fun!

<Stab!>

SUUUUUUUUP> My family comes from heavily capitalist, mercantilist, monarchist, and even fascist countries. They remember all too well what's wrong with capitalist and fascist countries.

Then again, I hate commies too!

What the hell? I go on vacation for a few weeks and I come back and you're . . . giggling over Homestuck and talking to yourself? You are not cool. You're just a tool. A geek, you might say.

F&!~ this thread is like crack. I can't stop sniffing it. It smells like . . . ozone.

not burning stuff up

WHAT?

IFRE

Let's alienate all the people who actually read this thread.

Yeah great ide you got there f*+!ass.

DM F$&+ YOU PAIZO BOARDS AND RANDOM CHANCE FOR SCREWIMG ME OFVER . . .

Platonically, of course.

Just to the next page, of course. Otherwise I'll blow your f&&!ing heads off. All of your f#&!ing heads.

^ That means you can legally post now, f~%@er.

I can help you guys set fires!

Yeah, where do they live?

Okay guys you should totally watch this. I know it's political, but I don't actually care. It's just totally hilarious.

Oh and there's this obscure comic that you should totally read, even thought it's like totally metastasised. (I use English spelling cause I think it's totally cool and unique, even when I don't use it right.)

Guys I'm pretty sure talking like a character from an obscure liberal Canadian comic is totally cool.

Now I'm going to make an obscure quote. Everybody hold on because it is really important, okay?

What's that? Did I just win? Take that, radical!

And RIP to the three decent Muslim men who were killed in the riots whilst returning home from trying to defend their Mosque from the looters and rioters.

Purposefully run down on a footpath all three killed by a hit and run.

The fact that 'Prof' and 'Gail' can happily sit there and advocate such acts of domestic terrorism is beyond the pale, how can they with clear conscience act as apologists for these rioting vigilantes and excuse the enormous damage they do and the lives they take.

Sickening.

I notice they aren't 'pulling down' those news articles...

[troll]Now they'll suddenly change opinion because Muslims got killed.[/troll]

If you want to invest in infrastructure because we need it (bridges collapsing, roads undrivable, etc), I'm all behind that. But using infrastructure as a means of increasing the labor force or getting money moving, I have to disagree. During the Great Depression, I'm sure it worked well enough, but nowadays, you don't have 800 guys working to build a project by hand, instead you have 8 guys running machines.

So what you're saying is, "We should BURN all machines."

Emperor7 wrote:

Rev Rosey wrote:

The weed ... the weed ...

Left the garden in perfectly acceptable and weed-free condition.

Now your garden will be really, really hungry...

I am assuaging the garden munchies with chemicals this very afternoon. Weedol to the rescue. Suck on that, bindwind. This is war.

why didn't you just use FIRE?

This thread is EXACTLY how fascism got started.

A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean.

The lawyer said, "I'm here because my house burned down, and all I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything and I'm using some of the insurance money for this trip."
"That's quite a coincidence," said the engineer. "I'm here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything."
The lawyer looked confused... "How do you start a flood?"

Pff, easy. Light the dam on fire!

Edit: Wait a sec. Overlap of two egos!!! What to do?!?

Edit2: No! I win!

Hmm. It seems some people refuse to be scared off the forums. Time for more funny posts!

Oh, and I'm not talking about the London Tryouts thread.

Use this simple guide:

• UK or France? Taldor.
• USA? Andoran.
• Egypt? Osirion.
• Middle East? Qadira.
• Romania? Sczarni.
• Belgium or the Netherlands? Grand Lodge.
• Germany? Cheliax.
• North Korea? Shadow Lodge.
• Vatican? Silver Crusade.
• China or Japan? Lantern Lodge.

@Gark <snip>

I just thought it interesting that he was almost convicted for it. I figured it was a pretty neutral remark.

It's also interesting that you assume I'm law-abiding! <Starts liberal fire.>

For those keeping track: apparently FG is now an alter ego.

Ha ha! Mocking <redacted> is fun!

Don Juan de Doodlebug wrote:

Goblins do it with tender caresses

<read attacking random people with knives and torches>

Don Juan de Doodlebug wrote:

, whispered entreaties

<read shrieking insanely>

Don Juan de Doodlebug wrote:

and advanced oral techniques

<read trying to gnaw the flesh from their victims' bones>

Don Juan de Doodlebug wrote:

in the street!

Yes, yes, I agree with you completely. Glad to see we're on the same page.

Racist!

London's burning!

But ad hominem accusations are SO last-never.

Same goes for the response. I for one don't want this thread locked.

My roses have been killed by aphids, should I dig out the roses and kill the aphids? Yes.

If I plant a new rosebush next year, will the same thing happen? Yes.
So I find a solution which changes the context. I plant some other plants as well, these plants attract ladybirds, which are relatively harmless and eat most of the aphids.

Even your analogy is wrong. Ladybugs are completely harmless (assuming you don't eat them). They don't eat plants (except stuff like raisins).

This thread does not deserve to die.

I was a goblin before it was cool!

Flame Goblin wrote:

I thought it was about boring communist hate.

Oooh, look a flame goblin! I'll get an extra 1d6 of fire damage when I use him as a back up weapon -- "Here, goblin goblin goblin..."

I can throw ill-made bombs for you. Freaking liberal.

I thought it was about boring communist hate.

Gark, didja see that smackdown?

Gary Teter hates trolls.

Oops! Wrong thread!

I hope that I didn't get a warning. No access to email currently.

Where the f*%& is Kai Risdoll you f$~~ing a*#$#$! bastards?!?