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hissssssss

tackles the shiny paper

Aaaand... so much for my afternoon!

Someone sent out a picture of their new baby to the entire 1,200-person division using the To: line instead of the BCC: line.

I'm guessing that I'll have to go into WhimseyShire and vomit on Impus Major's bed by "too cute" #200 or 300.

Too cute!

cackles wildly

sharpens claws

...and squirrels? What the hell? Where do they get the nerve...

hisses

Just a Mort wrote:

The Dreaded Lutefisk wrote:

slides into the thread

*pounces on the Lutefish, takes a bite, then flees screaming*

I was just going to post, "Accurate." and that's all, but the smell... oh, man, the smell... I just... I think it's more likely to be like those cat-pickle-surprise videos, but the cat never has to look around - you just open a sealed container somewhere nearby, and that's all it takes.

hisses, then darts off to Cap's fish fry

I agree that Alien Archive 2 is really good. Who doesnt want magical dogs that shoot lasers out of their mouths?

hisses

I prefer dogs anyway.

Dissident confirmed. Garden invasion and marking imminent.

Preach, brother!

Empirical evidence is always required.

readies to pounce

tracks through the fresh ink and leaves pawprints all over the carpet

Feline Conspiracy Field Agent wrote:

Dogfort Communications Officer wrote:

Feline Conspiracy Field Agent wrote:

Now, my brethren, in the human's time of need! Find a sunny spot and nap for his demise!

... So. We meet again.

hisssssss knocks over flowerpot near dogbed and retreats to a high shelf to escape blame

Tell me, does the dog remind you of bad times with your mother?

sad kitty eyes Mew?

Feline Conspiracy Field Agent wrote:

Now, my brethren, in the human's time of need! Find a sunny spot and nap for his demise!

... So. We meet again.

hisssssss knocks over flowerpot near dogbed and retreats to a high shelf to escape blame

You really should attend my therapy sessions.

attends to claw up the couch

Now, my brethren, in the human's time of need! Find a sunny spot and nap for his demise!