Ssythar Nahazir

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Freehold DM wrote:

Seelah's in this game.

This is the first paladin I have not wanted to throttle.

Ever.

No! It can't be! If the Paladins start to become likable then it will ruin some of my plans! I must stop this vile scheme!

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We are trying a natural outlook to Evil.

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Mr. Home, would you be interested in a job with Team Evil TM?

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So BatVan has finally arrived. I must adjust my plans.

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Yes. My orcs are very well behaved. Anyone that acts up gets "dealt with".

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Now to ruin Christmas for everyone! This zombie Santa Clause is perfect for that. As are the zombie reindeer. Go zombie Rudolph! Go and guide the coming chaos!!!

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What if we nuke the Moon?

~takes notes~ Hmmnnn... Very interesting.

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Ah. I so need to get my 2021 plans together.

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Black Friday? I approve!

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Hello there mrs. Lisamarlene. I am part of the Whingey Wizard dissection team. Where is my patient? I am looking forward to cutting him open, no anisesia needed.

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NobodysHome wrote:

OK. This is kind of spooky apocalyptic.

The sunrise was at 6:47 am this morning. It is still so dark that I can barely see across the street. The dark sky is a bloody red. And the crows are cawing and screaming because things are so different.

So dark, bloody sky at a time that's usually daylight? Hordes of crows screaming?

It feels like I'm on a horror movie set!

No! It is too soon! My plans are not ready! Where are the heroes who will slow things down so I can pull off a Xanatos Gambit!

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GM Umbral Ultimatum wrote:

Tomorrow:

DWARVES! (and gnome!)

VERSUS!

DROW!

TWO TEAMS ENTER - ONE TEAM LEAVES!

WELCOME TO THUNDERHOLME!!

- cheers the Drow on to victory -

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NOOO!!! You can't reboot 202! I was... I mean, the world was experiencing so much chaos! It was wonderful!

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Sharoth wrote:
-screams- Dragon chili?!? DRAGON CHILI?!? NOOOOOOO!!!

Dragon chili, dragon steaks, dragon stew, dragon kabobs, the list is endless. Oh, dragon sausage is wonderful!!!

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Butt out of this! We are having a discussion over here! And the ooze is loosing!

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~haughty look~ Such a stupid slime! Undead are better! They are easier to control and manipulate!

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lisamarlene wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
Sam The Eagle wrote:
Jeff Lee wrote:
Armchair Psychologist wrote:
Captain ? wrote:
Jeff Lee wrote:
Cap Yesterday, Compulsive FAQer wrote:
Jeff Lee wrote:
This forum post is still way too long.
Are you sure about that?
Even more so, at this point.
Is it.
More importantly, how does that make you feel about your mother?

I'm beginning to think I may be part of the problem.

...

Nah. It's all the fault of you weirdos.

You are ALL weirdos.
I blame rap music.
I blame all them Satan- and demon-worshipping youngsters with their dragon dungeons!

HARUMPH!!! SATAN?!? ORCUS IS BETTER YOU HEATHEN!!! Let the undead crusade begin!

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I would rule the world!

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~disgusted look~ Well, I did try to take over Miami that one time, but there was a superhero convention going on that week. Such rotten luck!

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Curses! Foiled again!

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~munches on popcorn~ No, no! Let him continue. This is entertaining.

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Sharoth wrote:
Of course, maybe I am actually a level 20 Galley Slave. ~thinks~ That is closer to the truth.

~pulls out the whip~ Then row HARDER you scum!!!

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Ragadolf wrote:

Another saturday morning wasted at work. :P

Such a potentially lovely day too.

Ah well, another day, another ,.... waitaminute! I'M SALARY! The more I work, the LESS I' get, technically.

:P

~hands you an iron collar~ Please put this on so everyone will know your status.

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Anesthesia? How amusing. I never use it myself.

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Ahhh!!! Music to my ears. The good guy causes trouble.

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DungeonmasterCal wrote:
Evil Overlord wrote:
DungeonmasterCal wrote:
Well, knowing nothing and caring nothing for Starfinder I can't really contribute much to this topic. Though I agree the sumbyatches should be shot at!

~shakes my head sadly~ I am so disappointed in you, DungeonmasterRichard. You should know better. You just pop in and claim that something is wrong, then berate their opinion of some point or another.

~gives a wicked smile and disappears~

I humbly ask your forgiveness.

Don't fail me again.

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DungeonmasterCal wrote:
Well, knowing nothing and caring nothing for Starfinder I can't really contribute much to this topic. Though I agree the sumbyatches should be shot at!

~shakes my head sadly~ I am so disappointed in you, DungeonmasterRichard. You should know better. You just pop in and claim that something is wrong, then berate their opinion of some point or another.

~gives a wicked smile and disappears~

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Rosita the Riveter wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
Rosita the Riveter wrote:

I want to play Hearts of Iron IV really bad right now, but I have homework due in the morning.

My life is truly unjust.

What nation are you playing?

I'm not, I have homework.

I would be playing America, and it'd be Kaiserreich.

Edit: Actually, Canada. Totally Canada.

Or I could do my homework instead of fantasizing about what country I'd be playing in the video game I'd be playing if I didn't have to do homework.

~cracks the whip~ Get to work on your homework or it is to the galleys in chains for you!

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John Napier 698 wrote:

Hey, everyone. I know it's just a couple of weeks before my first anniversary here on the forums, but it's close enough. So I'd like to say a few things before I forget them. First off, I'm glad to have survived my first year on the forums, even if it's mostly just listening to others. I'd like to think that I've become a better Human Being just by listening to others with differing viewpoints and opinions. And I'd like to think that I've grown wiser in the process.

I'd like to thank everyone for being kind, caring, and compassionate towards me, a near total stranger. Not just about my recently diagnosed tumor, but everything else. Including my (still) unresolved grieving over the 1997 suicide of a brother. It means a lot to me, possibly more than anyone will ever know. Likewise, I've also shared in your joys and sorrows.

Each and every one of you, on this thread and others, has become like family to me, and I love you all. And this year, I'll not let my Birthday slip by without telling anyone.

~slaps you across the back of the head~ Enough of that mushy stuff. That ditch needs to be dug! Get to work or we will send you to the galley in chains to row for the rest of your life!!!

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gran rey de los mono wrote:
Tacticslion wrote:

Just noting it's good enough for some people - who are certainly not me, mind you, as I'm far too morally upright to do that sort of thing obviously you know - to steal.

(I.e. It's solid and I may use it some time.)

Of course you're too Lawful Good to steal an idea. Whenever I see you I think "Now there's a bastion of Law and Good. He is everything a Paladin aspires to be." So, I therefore SPECIFICALLY DO NOT GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO USE IT! ANYONE ELSE IN THE WORLD MAY, BUT NOT YOU!! NO NO NO NO NO NO NEVER NOT GONNA HAPPEN NO!!!!

Oh, go ahead and use it if you want.

~head perks up in interest~ Are we tempting paladins into falling?

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Vidmaster7 wrote:

So bored tonight I briefly thought about starting a thread entitled

Why is the fighter so OP? Then I realized it would shift my alignment and I would loss all my paladin powers.

Do it! I promise nothing bad will happen!

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~grumbles~ This isn't a happy ending at all? ~goes off to pout~

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gran rey de los mono wrote:

And once again, the evil that is work needs to be done. Enjoy your respite, FaWtL, for I shall return to wreck havoc once more.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

~wicked smile~ Work is so nice in how Evil it is!

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Yes. Yes they do.

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Whatever it takes to defeat the good guys works for me!

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~looks up from reading the list~ Jokes and puns? At least they are not thwarting my latest plan.

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Patrick Curtain, I would suggest applying at Wolfram and Hart. I use them all the time.

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Vapid Captain Yesterday wrote:

I'm priceless.

On account, every time I'm kidnapped nobody pays the ransom.

~crosses Captain Yesterday off the kidnap list~

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Drejk wrote:

Feeling mehish about all.

The idea of the internship starting next week crushes my spirit...

It is supposed to pay money, which I do need...

But it will eat my time, and will hurt my creativity (getting up at 6 turns me into a zombie), and the faint degree of freedom I have.

Ah, don't mind me. Brooding dragon is brooding...

I can crush your spirit if you want me to. Just to be a kind and caring individual.

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NobodysHome wrote:
Tacticslion wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:
LOL. *I* am the one in danger of legal action against me for charging too little rent for all these years,

Okay, but, like, why is this a thing?

As in: why, on this entire earth, would you be in legal trouble for not charging "enough" money?

"Enough" by what standard?

Who declares something "enough" and why is that the lower limit you could charge?

Since when is this ever a thing?

This is fundamentally baffling to me.

Sure, I'll post legal stuff while nekkid. Why not?

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You ought to be ashamed of yourself. What kind of slum landlord are you?

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~looks up from fiddling with the ANTI-WEATHER DOMINATOR TM~ Oops! Sorry! I am trying to fix this. The heat wave should be there soon(ish).

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~thoughtful look~ Good point. ~looks towards the head minion~ Nuke them! Nuke them all! Don't leave any of them alive!

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I just want all of the good guys dead. The sooner the better.

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Sadly there were not enough death traps in that dungeon. Or in any of the dungeons in Skyrim.

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I enjoy designing those kinds of dungeons.

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Sarcasm Thingamajig wrote:

I am shocked! Shocked I say!

A leader of the US using military force abroad to cover up for his own inadequacies at home.

Shocked I say!

SHHHH!!! Don't give away our secrets!

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KingOfAnything wrote:
Instead of lowering the voting age, we should give high school students under 18 a ballot if they have completed a civics course.

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! You are planning on EDUCATING the voters? You can't do that! If they are educated, they get a +5 to their save against my Mind Control Rays! We can't let that happen!

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Thomas Seitz wrote:
All I know is that Engineer needs to take some humanities classes.

I prefer the inhumanities classes myself.

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~begins to prep the ANTI WEATHER DOMINATOR!!! for an all out assault on Freehold DM~

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Patrick Curtin wrote:
So my new phone has 4,533.33... times the hard drive the computer I typed all my journalism stories in in the military had. Moore's Law in action...

So close! The world will end when it gets to 6,666.66.


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Where can we find the Nova chronicle boons?


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So I agree that by rules a mechanic can use master control to control a drone that is out of his sight and hearing up to 2500 feet away. However if said mechanic does not have the camera mod, how much control can he exercise. 3 doors open up in front of the drone--how does the mechanic know that? Does he get the benefit of a camera even if he did not get that mod? Does he get to see the whole board the drone sees--even if he is not there? Could he direct a melee armed combat drone to go stand between the enemy and an open door (to block its retreat) and than attack? How would he have known it to go stand in front of a door that he could not see without a camera?


If a wizard starts summoning on initiative 10(full round action) and I double move up to him around a corner initiative 9, so could not charge; Do I get an attack of opportunity as he finishes casting the next round? Or did I have to be next to him when he started casting?


So if you take the summoner as a secondary class with the new unchained book, it tells you you lose half of your evolutions. Is that half of the free evolutions? half of all evolutions-to include your automatically assigned ones? If it is half of your automatic ones--how do you determine which ones?


Does Death's kiss affect a construct? The death ability it replaces requires the creature to be living. But Death's kiss just says "creature" so can it affect a construct?


So Jaunt boots are made with jesters Jaunt--which is a teleport spell. They allow you to move 15 feet when taking a five foot step. Do you move using teleport? or fast? or just using stretched legs?

Ie if there is a table or barred gate in the way--can you 15 foot step to the other side? How about 15 foot stepping THROUGH an enemy to get flank? If you can't go through a gate--I would say not an enemy either--both are solid. But if you teleport--you would. and the boots are made with a teleport spell--not a springing and striding spell.


Under the description of named bullet it lists (will save negates, harmless object) and spell resistance yes (harmless object)

I read this to be like the spell magic weapon--ie that those are applied when you are casting on the weapon or piece of ammunition--NOT that the target gets a will save. I know the specific description later states that you must overcome the targets SR when you hit, but it does not get a will save does it?

Otherwise everytime you hit something with a weapon with magic weapon on it (such as a constructed magic weapon) the target would get a will save to not have your weapon be magic.


Tower shield specialist easily get 40 ac and have a 28+ touch ac to boot. then add on the ability of feats to add ac to party members and it makes parties impossible to even damage in scenarios.

take a tower shield specialist level 8 (human)

12 str
24 dex (10 pt build=16 +2 human, +2 4th and 8th levels)+4 from belt
14 con
10 int
14 wis
8 cha exact spending not important--but 24 dex easily achievable

+4 mithril plate armor
+4 tower shield
+2 ring of protection
wayfinder with clear spindle ioun stone---or use mind buffering armor

feats

shield focus
shield proficiency
greater shield focus
shield specialization
combat reflexes
weapon finesse
agile maneuvers

he gets to take -3 ac penalty and +2 dex from mithril. and -4 to ac penalty and +3 dex from armor training. so overall he can have take 7 off the ac penalty

so he can benefit from +6 dex even with full plate and tower shield.

+13 armor
+10 shield (+4+4+1+1)
+6 dex
+2 ring
10

gives him a 41 ac at 8th level. and 28 for touch ac. They are untouchable. then with the shawl they can give a party member the + 10 ac for 9 minutes and give ac bonuses to everyone around them.

Not sure exactly what feat the one person was using but could actually give +10 ac to someone adjacent

sorry at level 8--41 ac with 28 touch ac--is just broken. What tiny fraction of a percent of monsters at those levels of scenarios can hit that?

a tower shield specialist should never get to apply shield to touch. heck trying to hit a tower shield specialist with shocking grasp should be EASIER. the + 3 is way offset by the + 10 from shield and getting to add full dex.

all they should get is the minus to ac penalty and cover from burst on relex checks

all that metal should make them almost a +10 to hit with shocking grasp


How does the cleric spell nap stack work with divine spells? In the description it says you get back spells as if you had slept for eight hours. But if a cleric needs to pray the same time every day, do they get the spells if they cast nap stack 8 hours after that time?

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Since the new weapon cord will have significant impact on the way some classes are played, will people be allowed a one time rebuild?

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Does greater shield ally replace or add to shield ally for a summoner.

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Due to RAW in APs and scenarios, even though a character is immune to fatigue they still have to make the fort saves. Because often the description of the second save is if you fail, you are exhausted. It does not say if you are fatigued and fail you are exhausted.

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So if a summoner has a staff of fire and can cast wall of fire as a 3rd level spell, can they recharge the staff once they can cast 3rd level spells? Or do they have to wait until they could cast 4th level spells, which is when a wiz/sorc would get wall of fire?

basically do you have to have the 4th level spells if you can cast the highest level spell on the staff at 3rd level?

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What does it take to use a staff? Do you have to have all the spells on your spell list or just one? For example a magus with burning hands trying to use a staff of fire? can he use the staff to cast all three spells, burning hands, fireball and wall of fire and then recharge it with burning hands?

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Another question which has come up is do stone giant's keep their natural armor when you animate them as skeletons? Was their natural armor part of their skin or part of their bones?

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If a creature has trueseeing and you blind it, does the trueseeing still function? Do you need to see something to see through its illusion or whatever.

This came up because we were fighting an eriynes with trueseeing. We blinded it but the GM ruled that it's trueseeing let it see us anyway. Wouldn't you need to see anyhow. Low light and darkvision quit functioning if you get blinded.


I see a lot of Eidelon builds that have the eidelon taking the improved damage evolutions and also choosing the improved natural damage feat (which is a monster feat). It is my understanding that Eidelons can take character feats but not monster feats. Am I wrong?


so looking at the fetchling, it lists the shadow summoner as an archtype--with the only basic changes being that it uses the shadow template instead of good or evil and that it changes some of the summoned mobs.

1. can you still make a master summoner fetchling?

2. If you do, do his summoned monsters have the shadow template? or good/evil?

3. do you basically just combine this archtype with master summoner--ie as above in 2 and can still have the extra two evolutions?


if a half elf took the adopted trait--could he use it to get the elfs failiarity with longswords, longbows and short bows?


Could a summoner use linguistics to learn animal languages to speak with his summons?

maybe not speak with animals as a whole--but perhaps canine or feline?


I am looking at a half-elf summoner. Taking the alternate racial trait of arcane training would do what for me? Not sure if I see how the trigger items or item completions figure in. I just know I will not be multi-classing so the two preferred classes do nothing for me.

Also how do things like gifted adept or spell specialization work on a spell like monster summoning? I take it monster summon 2 is a totally different spell than monster summoning 1, but would increased level get you a chance of more mobs of the level 1? or are extra Cls wasted on a conjuration spell?


I am looking at a half-elf summoner. Taking the alternate racial trait of arcane training would do what for me? Not sure if I see how the trigger items or item completions figure in. I just know I will not be multi-classing so the two preferred classes do nothing for me.

Also how do things like gifted adept or spell specialization work on a spell like monster summoning? I take it monster summon 2 is a totally different spell than monster summoning 1, but would increased level get you a chance of more mobs of the level 1? or are extra Cls wasted on a conjuration spell?


for spell combat and spell strike it says you have to use a spell from the magus list. but since shocking grasp is on the magus list, what would happen if you had a 3rd level magus/1st level wizard/1st level sorc? would you have to take the broad study for both wizard and sorc? or just one? or neither since shocking grasp is already on the magus list? and do you get the shocking grasp spell for each of those? ie full allowance of 3 from magus, 3 from mage (with bonus and evoc specialize) and 2 from sorc--for a total of 8 shocking grasps a day?

and do all the cantrips run together or do you get the 3 from magus, 3 from wiz and 3 from sorc (or whatever number each give) to give you a choice of roughly 9 cantrips a day to choose from?


I have two questions regarding using wands.

1. If you have a high enough UMD to succeed even if you roll a 1 and roll a natural 1, do you succeed? Or are you locked out for 24 hours. The rules say if you roll a 1 AND fail.

2. What would the DC be for a 9th level Magus trying to use a wand to cast a level 4 spell that will be on it's list, (however it can only currently cast level 3 spells)? Is it a 20? the same as a level 1 rogue who would never get that spell? I don't see a DC for trying to emulate a level.