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Pat, I sent those NPCs in the Vamp game away almost two years ago. Time just crawls in PbP. :-0


Storyteller Shadow wrote:
Pat, I sent those NPCs in the Vamp game away almost two years ago. Time just crawls in PbP. :-0

LOL don't i know it. My 8-year game has likely only covered about two months time if I am objective. And that's being very generous


Did someone say "crawls"?


Yes. I did! And I dare you to give me a headache! I Double Dare you! Come on, haven't got all day! :) :O :) *laughing at your impotence*


John Napier 698 wrote:
Yes. I did! And I dare you to give me a headache! I Double Dare you! Come on, haven't got all day! :) :O :) *laughing at your impotence*

Impotence is no laughing matter!


The Crawling Headache® wrote:
Did someone say "crawls"?

<Brandishes BanHammer MKIV>

DON'T even think about it! :/


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Storyteller Shadow wrote:
John Napier 698 wrote:
Yes. I did! And I dare you to give me a headache! I Double Dare you! Come on, haven't got all day! :) :O :) *laughing at your impotence*
Impotence is no laughing matter!

That's what she said.


Ragadolf wrote:
The Crawling Headache® wrote:
Did someone say "crawls"?

<Brandishes BanHammer MKIV>

DON'T even think about it! :/

But.....but.....I just want to be loved! Is that so wrong?


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I rarely get severe headaches. Last one was probably thirty five years ago, while I was on CINCPACFLT staff. Went to sick call. Nurse stuck a thermometer in my face. Came back a few minutes later, took it out, read it, looked at me accusingly and said "you don't have a fever!" I said "No, I have a migraine headache". "We'll decide that" she said, and sent me in to see the PA.

PA said "you have a migraine headache." "No s#~!," I replied. He game me Fiorinal. "Go back to work and [i[then[/i] take two of these. I don't want you driving after taking them." "How 'bout I just go home?" "No, go back to work."

So I asked "Will these cure my headache?" "No, but you won't care." He was right. Twenty minutes after taking them I was floating about three inches off the chair. :-)

More recently I had need of painkillers again. Not a headache, something else. I told the doctor this story, and he said "I am not giving you Fiorinal." Party pooper. :-(


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So my new phone has 4,533.33... times the hard drive the computer I typed all my journalism stories in in the military had. Moore's Law in action...

Dark Archive

Patrick Curtin wrote:
So my new phone has 4,533.33... times the hard drive the computer I typed all my journalism stories in in the military had. Moore's Law in action...

So close! The world will end when it gets to 6,666.66.


Ugh. Procrastination. Such an ugly vice


What a f#@&ing s@#* storm series of days. Record high followed by blizzard. The furnace craps out, my wife calls in a gas leak when the smell was really the start of an electrical fire in my daughter's room that we luckily manage to stop, then the dog has a mystery gash that he needs to go to the vet tomorrow to get stitched and anti-biotics for. And this has been an improvement from January....


Sorry to hear that Shadow. I understand the feeling. February has not been a kindly month so far, and January was not kind either.

I am ready for Spring. But, alas, snow falls outside while I contemplate yet another spate of case briefings..


and on a minor irritant note: I forgot a spoon to eat my chicken soup with. So now I have to hunt around for some cutlery. One of these scientists must have some somewhere.

grumbles


Right back at ya in the Vamp thread Pat :-)

Don't want to have you sit in the Inn, could be weeks before you post again ;_)


Taxes submitted. Now to wait for my refund.


Storyteller Shadow wrote:

Right back at ya in the Vamp thread Pat :-)

Don't want to have you sit in the Inn, could be weeks before you post again ;_)

LOL

The perils of PbP


Woot! Pushed through the homework!

Monkey dance


Silicon Valley ...so good


hi everyone


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it seems just like yesterday, that we gifted the son of a member of our gaming group with a players handbook on his 10th birthday.
but he really is already a man grown, 25, with a mighty beard and a blue-green mohawk.
his father had to leave our groupa few years a go due to work reasons - now the son has joined our gaming group


aeglos wrote:

it seems just like yesterday, that we gifted the son of a member of our gaming group with a players handbook on his 10th birthday.

but he really is already a man grown, 25, with a mighty beard and a blue-green mohawk.
his father had to leave our groupa few years a go due to work reasons - now the son has joined our gaming group

Wow tradition, pretty cool. My daughter and my friends children are all 8 and under. Interesting to see what the future holds.


aeglos wrote:
hi everyone

AEGLOS!!


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Jeez... Wonder Woman says "by the goddess" almost as much as Liara T'Soni does.


*yawn*

Rare day shift today


*shoos away the crawling headache*


The creator's dilemma...

Should I make the new monster an aberration? An undead? A regular monster? A template?

*sigh*

It all could fit but making multiple monster to fill all the options would cheapen the core idea...

Ah, well, I have a few more hours to decide.


Storyteller Shadow wrote:
What a f#++ing s~&% storm series of days. Record high followed by blizzard. The furnace craps out, my wife calls in a gas leak when the smell was really the start of an electrical fire in my daughter's room that we luckily manage to stop, then the dog has a mystery gash that he needs to go to the vet tomorrow to get stitched and anti-biotics for. And this has been an improvement from January....

thank God you were able to stop that fire!


Freehold DM wrote:
Storyteller Shadow wrote:
What a f#++ing s~&% storm series of days. Record high followed by blizzard. The furnace craps out, my wife calls in a gas leak when the smell was really the start of an electrical fire in my daughter's room that we luckily manage to stop, then the dog has a mystery gash that he needs to go to the vet tomorrow to get stitched and anti-biotics for. And this has been an improvement from January....
thank God you were able to stop that fire!

I was a bit freaked out by that to be sure!


Interest Check

Treeforters I am recruiting for some new games if anyone is interested.


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*adds zero, multiplies by 10, adds 3, multiplies by 7... Multiplies total by 4...*

It seems that I need a minimum of $2,000 more for this year... More if I need extra dentist care or other unexpected expenses...

Anyone interested in having a short novel written? A bestiary?

EDIT: That is a net value, with revenue tax it would be more like $2,500... :/


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Undead psychic brain...


Drejk wrote:
Undead psychic brain...

Ugh. Creepy.

Cool,... but creepy! ;)


I have internet! Huzzah!


Patrick Curtin wrote:
I have internet! Huzzah!

The whole internet?!


Ragadolf wrote:
Drejk wrote:
Undead psychic brain...

Ugh. Creepy.

Cool,... but creepy! ;)

Apparently "creepy" is the common opinion for this monster...

(two out of two)


Drejk wrote:
Ragadolf wrote:
Drejk wrote:
Undead psychic brain...

Ugh. Creepy.

Cool,... but creepy! ;)

Apparently "creepy" is the common opinion for this monster...

(two out of two)

Keep it in a fluid-filled glass jar to replicate the feel of a 1950's "B" movie ( Bad Sci-Fi ).


Drejk wrote:
Ragadolf wrote:
Drejk wrote:
Undead psychic brain...

Ugh. Creepy.

Cool,... but creepy! ;)

Apparently "creepy" is the common opinion for this monster...

(two out of two)

Three out of tree


Drejk wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:
I have internet! Huzzah!
The whole internet?!

No just my little portal


John Napier 698 wrote:
Drejk wrote:
Ragadolf wrote:
Drejk wrote:
Undead psychic brain...

Ugh. Creepy.

Cool,... but creepy! ;)

Apparently "creepy" is the common opinion for this monster...

(two out of two)

Keep it in a fluid-filled glass jar to replicate the feel of a 1950's "B" movie ( Bad Sci-Fi ).

Brain-in-a-jar is a different monster...


Drejk wrote:
John Napier 698 wrote:
Drejk wrote:
Ragadolf wrote:
Drejk wrote:
Undead psychic brain...

Ugh. Creepy.

Cool,... but creepy! ;)

Apparently "creepy" is the common opinion for this monster...

(two out of two)

Keep it in a fluid-filled glass jar to replicate the feel of a 1950's "B" movie ( Bad Sci-Fi ).
Brain-in-a-jar is a different monster...

Yes, but does Brain-in-a-jar still have its eyes? I don't recall.


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Drejk wrote:
Undead psychic brain...

Is that where it went off to.

I tell ya, you animate one brain to fetch the paper and the little guy thinks it's king of the world.

Come along Fido.


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tonight they try to defuse a WW2 bomb right next to the Autobahn I have to take to work :-/

I hope everything will go well, two years ago a WW2 bomb blasted a 20ft wide 15ft deep crater in that Autobahn and I had to go through Frankfurt Inner City for 2 weeks - no fun in rush hour traffic :-(

just last month a bomb was found in the river in Frankfurt but it was no longer able to detonate


Wow, They are STILL finding those things?!?

I would have thought (HOPED) they had dealt with the last of those long ago.

At least you can't say that your ride to work is boring! ;P

Silver Crusade

Afternoon, all. What did I miss?


aeglos wrote:

tonight they try to defuse a WW2 bomb right next to the Autobahn I have to take to work :-/

I hope everything will go well, two years ago a WW2 bomb blasted a 20ft wide 15ft deep crater in that Autobahn and I had to go through Frankfurt Inner City for 2 weeks - no fun in rush hour traffic :-(

just last month a bomb was found in the river in Frankfurt but it was no longer able to detonate

Holy crap! Hope they diffuse it without incident.

I know in Vietnam they still find landmines all over the place. Not good!


Ragadolf wrote:

Wow, They are STILL finding those things?!?

I would have thought (HOPED) they had dealt with the last of those long ago.

At least you can't say that your ride to work is boring! ;P

yes, there is not a month without a WW2 bomb found somewhere in Germany, leftovers from the heavy bombardments in the end-phase of the war

Grand Lodge

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Ragadolf wrote:
Wow, They are STILL finding those things?!?

UXO lasts for quite a long time, as actively removing them is a long, expensive process.


Ragadolf wrote:

Wow, They are STILL finding those things?!?

I would have thought (HOPED) they had dealt with the last of those long ago.

At least you can't say that your ride to work is boring! ;P

Hell, they're still finding bombs from World War 1.

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