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Elven Curved Blade = Curvy Bastard Sword?
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Carbon D. Metric wrote:
Jagyr Ebonwood wrote:


Yes, the elven curved blade is a sword for those curvy bastards, the elves.
You sir, may have a cookie.

One made by the Keebler elves?

Why is no one wearing pants?
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Cursed Item: These pants constrict when the wearer puts them on, and then begin to heat up. They do damage as the heat metal spell

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