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Dingus walks closer to the man limping slightly on one shoe before giving a grunt of disgust and taking off the other one. He peers at the man's feet to make sure he doesn't have any interesting footwear.

"Wait! Look over there".

Hi all. A little minor surgery tomorrow. I'll be AFK for a couple of days. Feel free to nudge me along.

Dingus stays up on his trapeze bar keeping an eye out while the others heal.

"Yay! Good job team. Do any of them have any nice shoes"? .

Dingus makes his way down and begins to loot the bodies.

"Get them Boys".

Dingus continues to rain acid.

1d20 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8 Acid Splash
1d3 ⇒ 3 It burns

But quickly has to remove one of his favorite sequined slippers as the acid splashes onto it.

"Hah Hay! You ducked into that one".

Dingus drops more acid...

1d20 + 7 ⇒ (18) + 7 = 25 Acid Splash
1d3 ⇒ 2 Acid Splash

"Aye Captain. I'll just sit up here and practice throwing gobs of acid till you need me. Just holler if you need artillery support".

1d20 + 3 ⇒ (7) + 3 = 10 Acid Splash (Ranged Touch).
1d3 ⇒ 2 Acid damage

It's been so long since I played PF1e I don't remember if I add anything other than base attack bonus to this.

Dingus cheers his team on, and decides to bring a friend to help next round.

Cast Summon Monster I for an Eagle

Dingus slips his anchoring rod into his rhinestone laden belt floating near the ceiling and sends a couple of Vapor Vipers at the second beast in line.

"I hope there's not a lot more of these. My magical energies are waning".

Richard coils around the slight sorcerer and watches the action unfold.

Vapor Viper: 3d4 + 3 ⇒ (3, 3, 1) + 3 = 10

Dingus starts then decides to get our of their way.

Cast Levitate on himself.

"Anybody want a ride"?

Dingus whirls around...

"Look out behind".

1d20 + 5 ⇒ (16) + 5 = 21 Will Save

"Step Away! What is this evil magic"!

Dingus attempts to dispel the magic emitting from the pit.

1d20 ⇒ 15 + Whatever my caster level is with this version of Pathfinder.

1d20 + 9 + 2 ⇒ (16) + 9 + 2 = 27 Knowledge (Arcana)

1d20 + 3 ⇒ (5) + 3 = 8 Perception

"Well that Polearm is magical... makes things take extra damage, and that pit reeks magically of death Magic".

OMG!!!

Wishing you luck

"Well that's not what I expected to see. Never would have guessed".

Dingus casts "Detect Magic".

Working for me too... though I'll admit I forgot we were using it. :-)

"Do I have to do all the work. These aren't in endless supply you know".

Lightning Bolt Reflex (DC17) for half damage
6d6 + 6 ⇒ (2, 5, 4, 5, 2, 6) + 6 = 30Gentle caress of the flickering tongue.

"Hey! Mind your own busines"!

Dingus sends forth the gift of Vapor Vipers towards the creature attacking Kaul.

3d4 + 3 ⇒ (4, 1, 3) + 3 = 11 Force Damage

"Aye Captain! How much you need"?

Dingus holds up the mangy monkey claw before grinning and casting light on a nearby piece of debris and handing it to the captain. He then retrieves his anchoring rod, and using it to follow as the others descend.

He wriggles in delight at the healing from Corliss.

Dingus sends more electrical snake tongues at the head enemy.

Lightning Bolt Reflex (DC17) for half damage
6d6 + 6 ⇒ (4, 4, 4, 5, 6, 3) + 6 = 32 Flicks of the charged tongue.

Then tries to find a good place to hide moving as necessary.

So does Haste let Dingus cast two spells in one round?

"I'll get you up there in a bit captain. Gonna see if I can soften him up a bit first... unless that's an order".

* Cast Lightning Bolt (REF DC17) for half

6d6 + 6 ⇒ (1, 6, 3, 6, 6, 1) + 6 = 29 Electric Snake Boog-a-loo!

He then pulls out his anchoring rod and leaves it hanging in mid air.

"Maybe this will help".

If you want to go this round, then I can cast levitate next round so you'd need to delay next round... or I can keep Lightning bolting him.

Okay I'll ask. As Haste is a standard action I assumed they would take a hasted action as well.

Agreed... but that would mean they don't act at all in round 1.

BTW does a "Full Round" action still take a full round if hasted?

All these "Judgement" calls are why I've adopted Pathfinder 2e.

Dingus already went this round... so I think hasted Jim and Corliss are up first.

"It's tough... but lightning might short it out or something"!

Dingus racks his brain to remember what he might know about Constructs.

1d20 + 11 ⇒ (14) + 11 = 25 Spellcraft?

Then casts Haste on his team of miscreant adventures.

Dingus walks in his eyes wide open in amazement. "Not sure I agree with their interior decorator's style... but I guess it could grow on you".

Cast Detect Magic as they explore the temple.

Trade Show this week. I'll be AFK till Thursday at the earliest.

I'm going to be unavailable to post till Wednesday. Feel free to DMPC me.

Dingus pulls his robes tight against his skeletal frame and shivers.

"Why did we come here again"?

"Oh yes... Oh yes... Richard verrrry Sneaky... and he might just find a jungle rat to munch on".

Dingus sits quietly in his room and pulls forth the mesh map from the ruined tower. He turns if first one way then another.

Lets see now if I cut a hole right here it would make a nice Pancho... but they're not really in style. If I cut it lengthwise and sewed it together it could be a nice sash... or perhaps a turban.

He then gathers it up and heads up to the deck.

"Kaul! Kaul! Help... I need your fashion advice".

Dingus misses much of the conversation about the next destination... as long as there is a fine clothing market.

He spends the first couple of hours back aboard making sure that all his garments and fashion accessories are in order. He is disappointed to find some fine moth-eaten holes in his Gold Velvet Turban, so makes a note to find some camphor to keep things fresh.

”Does that mean no fireballs”.

"Does that mean don't fireball first and talk later"?

Dingus senses that Kaul has... changed... somehow... but he likes him even more now.

"Let's go dispense some justice".

"Aye Aye Captain. I'll let her know".

Dingus picks up the hem of his robe, and begins to high step through the swamp... the wrong way.

Dingus claps and squeals like a homoecoming queen, then rushes to Kaul jumping onto him and clinging with all appendages.

"Kaul! Kaul! Thank the gods you're not dead. Now I don't have to conquer the world on my own... BTW... you're not a Zombie are you"?

1d20 + 11 + 2 ⇒ (17) + 11 + 2 = 30 Spellcraft

"I think so! Regardless what do we have to lose at this point? Hurry... give it to Kaul".

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Dingus would have summoned the creature as close to the wreckage as possible. Not sure ow it works with our version of Pathfinder.

Wouldn't have made a difference in this case as PF summoning goes off start of your following round so Svetty would have already jumped ship. Are you calling the bug Richard also? I don't know that Richard I would approve.

Nope the bug is named Nathan. I was sending the original Gangsta Richard the snake to the boat with his swim speed to help Jim out.

Dingus sends a welcoming gift of Vapor Vipers to Javaro to warm him up for Jim's visit.

3d4 + 3 ⇒ (3, 3, 2) + 3 = 11 Force Damage

Dingus would have summoned the creature as close to the wreckage as possible. Not sure ow it works with our version of Pathfinder. (Range close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels))

A look of determination comes upon Dingus face as he spots the two scamps heading for the jolly boat.

"Corliss! Go put Kaul's blood back in"!

"Go get them Richard".

Yes. Mean Fire bug

Dingus heads towards the building, determined to take revenge for Kaul's murder.

"Let's see if I can distract him a bit".

Cast Summon Monster 1 for a Fire beetle to fly into the house and worry Svetesky.

"Let's take these guys out. They're responsible for my best friends death".

If Kaul is truly gone would this be a good time to discuss converting to 5e or better yet Pathfinder 2e?

Dingus takes a 5' step away from the gladiator (hopefully keep the cone from Corliss, and casts Burning Hands (DC15 Reflex save for half.)

5d4 ⇒ (4, 3, 3, 3, 2) = 15 Burning Hands

Tears streaming down his face and an unearthly moan coming from somewhere deep inside him the bloody sorcerer reaches out with his flaming serpent tongue spell attempting to dissuade the gladiator from approaching. and hopefully catch him on fire.

Thanks for asking. No problem. Power out for about 3-hours... but that's it.

If Jim took the gladiator in front of him down, Dingus would switch his attack to the other one.

NOTE: I'm getting an unwelcome visit from Milton probably tomorrow, so if I don't post you'll know why.

Dingus's anger knows no bounds, as he notices Kaul's still bloody body. He lands and launches a few Vapor Vipers at the gladiator Jim is engaging.

"Get them Jim! They've killed Kaul!"

3d4 + 3 ⇒ (1, 4, 3) + 3 = 11 VV

He then calls out in his reptilian voice for all surrounding crocodiles to come to the party's aid.

"Scaly friends rally and come to our aid"!