"Well unless they're unlocked with fattening pastries I couldn't help you!" He looks at Bjorkus, then pauses as if thinking. "You look like you'd enjoy our velvet cupcakes, here, try one!" He takes out a deep red cupcake and offers it.
As you look around the room, you see a large wooden sign hung up on the wall you came in from. It reads
Orders to Daoog Mdak ek Ootmootoogee
1) Run a respectable business
2) Deliver 20 cakes a day to me.
3) Have fun!
4) Don't allow having fun to stop the cakes.
5) Don't kill anybody (unless they tip you).
6) Tell anybody that asks about our plans
And remember to smile!
~Twainel Diaporto