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We could hold a Legion election for the new 2009 leader. Anybody want to run?

Star Boy Checking in From Dream Girl's Dormatory Quarters:

Yawn....what is all the noise about Brainiac 5? Nura and I have been enjoying some 1 on 1 time and your trying to tell me there is some kind of emergency going on? Ok, we have taken out pills, now what?

Oh, just ignore Brainiac 5 Star Boy, its just another one of Brainac's drills, there is no incident going on. The only emergency is me (Dream Girl slips off her nightie).

I see what you mean...Uh, you'll have to take care of this one yourself Brainiac, as you can see I've got my hands full. Star Boy and Dream Girl out!
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Light Lass Contacting Brainiac 5

Apparently I am one of those less apt Legionnaires Brainy, your masterkey code ring isn't working. I'm stuck in the Girl's Lav on level 3 of the west wing. (Cough, Cough, getting dizzy, passing out).
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The medi-robot brings Cosmic Boy around. Looking up he sees the rubble of the collapsed ceiling.

Uhhhh....we'll at least we got the power back. Now if I can just lift this concrete block. It's got titanium interwoven into it for additional support so moving it aside should be easy. There, free, now to check out that spaceship I heard.

Using his flight ring, Cosmic Boy whisks to the air. Suddenly, a huge hand grasps him around the torso as Validus begins to squeeze the very air from his lungs. Cosmic Boy's thoughts start racing as it occurs to him....This is how Inivible Kid died!

<= the lab doors open apparently on their own; an 18" mechanical robot walks out very shaken; it lurkes a few time "mechanical difficulties, please stand by, system failure eminant; sizzles, pop "secure all loose materials and buckle up; rotary station spin failure eminant"; screeching sounds then a final gasp of metal on metal; the glowing optical lights go out; the robot crashes to the ground in a heap; gears and wheels roll down the hallway.

<= you notice a change in station motion and pressure; a bit of yaw happens and the floor tilts about 16.4653 degrees off center and the spinning station slowly wobbles like a top running out of energy

<=the station intercomes come to life; "do not be alarmed" it is the voice of Brainac 5 but full of static and with some wierd yawling in the backgroud "all station systems reset in 5, 4, hold on, 2, 1;

All goes dark; it is eerie how the darkness is so complete; when mixed with the slow off kilter wobble and a creeping cold sensations as the station heater no longer maintain life support; well; things are tense.... no panel; no comes; no lights anywhere; backup system either have failed or have been shutdown.

Suddenly, the ceiling gave way, crashing to the floor. A large piece of titanium concrete struck Cosmic Boy on the back, leveling him and knocking the Braalian unconscious. As the night sky gave minimal light, a huge shadow appeared over head, then a giant hand stretched forth, reaching for the mysterious Mr. Haig. it was none other than Validus of the Fatal Five. Tharok's evil laigh and the cackle of Emerald Empress could be heard in the distance, with Mano and Persuader at the controls of the spacecraft readying their hurried escape....

Will Brainiac 5 stop the Fatal Five?
Will other Legionnaires respond to the emergency?
And what of the mysterious Mr. Haig, the man known to be in charge of everything?
What could the Fatal Five want with this individual quite seemingly from another time and yet posing as a member of the Science Police?
And where is Phantom Girl, alive, dead, in another dimension?
Does Bgztl even exist any more?

Tune in next post to learn the answers to these questions and more! Same Legion Thread! Same Legion page!

Brainiac 5 get back here. Now explain to me once again what happened with the toaster and exactly what is your appraisal of the situation? We don't need to shut down our secuirty measures do we? How about communciations with other Legionnaires? Do we even have communications with them? Any clue what happened to Phantom Girl? And what do you surmise about our mysterious guest here? I'm afraid to look out the window, what exactly is it that you think I'll see anyway?

Mr. Haig.....lay back and relax now while Saturn Girl probes your mind for the necessary information to assist you.

Out of character:
Somebody else gets to be Saturn Girl. I can only handle one founding member at a time...

Out of character: Yea, I kinda keep screwing up the posts on who's talking! Kinda new to this alias thing. Keep missing the alias button thing. So I'm an amateur at this, sue me...

Footsteps are heard approaching and in walks a gorgeous blonde. Her red outfit consists of long thigh high red boots, red gloves which extend up to her upper arms, and a torso piece connecting to her the upper and lower parts by a thin strap. Her long wavy blonde hair reaches half way down her back.

Saturn Girl, this is Ra's Al Haig, he's apparently in charge of everything. I'd like you do to a scan and confirm his identity as well as his background and purpose of being here.

Saturn Girl raises her fingers to her temples, closes her eyes, and concentrates. You feel a wave of pressure being placed upon your thoughts, making it feel slightly uncomfortable. She begins to delve deeper into your subconcious, further and further...your will deteriorates as she contineus....

I see...Then you leave me with little choice. You will remain here as our guest with limited privelages until we figure out exactly who you are. Saturn Girl, I need you in the infirmary. We have need for your assistance.

Neo Hippie? Clearly, you come from a different time than we do. Now as I said before, have you heard of Superboy, Supergirl, or Superman before? Do you know when this World War III occurred? Your asking pretty specific questions here. We can't help you if you don't answer our questions as well.

But we won, right? You're not speakin Russian.

Who's we, and is Russian an earth language of some sorts or something else? Were you invaded by another planet? I've never heard of the planet Russian before.

Well, I really don't know much about ancient earth history. Most of us are actually from other planets. My understanding is that World War III (or was it IV), there really wasn't a victor of anykind. The war pretty much set back earth technology by at least 200 years. Radiation fallout, disease, population decimation, these were significant issues as I recall. You really should talk to Phantom Girl about ancient earth history, she's kinda the in house expert on the subject. Honestly, earth has had like six or seven world wars I think, they are all kinda a blur to me. I take it we can date you back to World War III then....Geez...I'm not even sure when it occurred. 2oth century, 21st, 22nd somewhere in there I guess. Can you narrow it down for us. I suppose if we can confirm your identity we could check the remaining ancient earth history records and see if your name comes up. Are you familiar with either Superboy, Supergirl, or Superman?

Nope. I was cryogenically frozen. What day is it? Where's Reagan?

The day is March 30th, 3108, Earth Solar Year. So you say you were cryogenically frozen, hmmmm....Any idea by home or how long ago? And who is this Reagan your referring to, friend, companion of sorts? You came in by yourself, answering the Science Police call. Your wearing a Science Police uniform and were aware of a "situation" though I do think that any information you received is faulty regarding it. Would you agree to an indepth Psi Scan? We do have someone here who might be able to draw forth memories hidden deep within the recesses of your brain, her name is Saturn Girl? We would really like to help you if you'll let us!

But do you remember anything else sir?

Well Mr. Haig, it is good to see you have awakened. You are currently in the infirmary at Legion Headquarters in Metropolis. Please lie still, I'm afraid you were injured and suffered a severe blow to the head. We have done a cerebrum neuratical analysis and determined that you have suffered some memory loss and possible personality disorder. Perhaps you can tell us once again why you are here? I would like to ask Brainiac 5 to conduct further Psi scans of your brain in order to determine the full extent of your injuries. I understand that the damage could be more severe than the initial test detects. Is that all right with you? Our medical expert Brainiac 5 would be conducting the medical procedure. Perhaps if he stepped in he might be able to explain things better than I.

Bouncing Boy, what the heck are you doing, how many times have I told you not to bounce in the hallway. See what you've done, you knocked out the Science Police officer (kicks him slightly). Do you think he's still alive?

Ok, now that the Science Police is momentarily disposed of....Brainiac 5, how the heck can you open up a rift in dimensional space with a toaster? I think you should check that piece of equipment over for sabatage. Then I want a well laid out plan on how you are going to fix this problem. If Phantom Girl didn't return to Bgzt then it very well may not occupy the same dimensional space as earth. Which means you very well may have erased an entire planet with your toaster. I have Phantom Girl scheduled for a mission next week and now I have to send someone else. The only person left on the roster who isn't all that busy is Bouncing Boy, and I don't think he is up to a diplomatic meeting with the Khunds.

I'm Ra's Al Haig. Acting President of Everything.

I need a sitrep pronto.

(Blows smoke rings from his Cuban cigar dramatically).

Ummmm....I'm sure Brainiac 5 has a perfectly good explanation for the alarm systems going off, allow me to locate him for you.....Brainiac 5, your presence is needed at the entry. I'm discussing the incident with officer Ra's Al Haig of the Science Police. He would like to interview you. I tried to assure him that nothing is wrong but he seems a bit irritated with the situation....Brainiac 5, you there, (whack, whack, whack), Oh, great, what a time for the flight ring to go on the fritz (Sprokk). Ummmm officer, this isn't really a good time at the moment, would you like to come back later perhaps, or maybe Dream Girl or Triplicate Girl could keep you entertained while we locate a certain Legionnaire? Could I see your identification Sir?

Allright....I'm in control now.

(lights Cuban cigar)

Ahem...what can I do for you officer?

Brainiac 5, what in the cosmos just happened, smoke, alarms, and all I found was this (holds up Phantom Girls costume)? What happened? Where she go? And what is she wearing? The United Planets are going to have a heck of a time with this once they hear about it. Hang on, incoming message on the flight ring.....Go ahead Dream Girl....Uh, huh, oh great, delay them if you can we have a situation. Brainiac, the Science Police are on their way.....