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Curious why Puck believed the party would have any reason to travel to Naltaskar any time soon, Elegy divined an answer and learned that none other than Lilith's "father", the vampire Ibrahim, would be sending someone to Iomrall within the next year to retrieve his wayward "daughter". Further divinations suggested it would be a small group of envoys headed by the mysterious "man with sword hands" who had left a message at the Talonquake before; it also implied that the visit/attack would come just before Yuletide and the winter solstice, right as Lilith's brood would be being prepared for their journey to Arctis Tor for the winter.

You...you peeked. The Christmas surprise is ruined!

...And that's GREAT! Now we can start taking bets on who's going to walk away and who's going to shamble over to the nearest brain buffet. It's better than I could have ever hoped!

Place your bets here, folks! It's going to be the fight of the century.

Oh, and miss? Just be glad he didn't make that pen...disappear in a rather different fashion.

Enormous sharks, red-scaled and bearing three heads apiece, flew through the air and bit viciously into Lilith and Elegy, before being brutally beaten back by the entire group. Clearly fiendish in origin, these Triglav Sharks had been brought to the prime by unknown means likely by The Drowning Lady or Ilthuliak...

I think they've been feeding them some of my JokerFish!patent pending, damn them I've seen some of my minions develop similar issues eating some of my lean and mean cuisine! ...Though mostly it's just nausea and the bends. Appalling, how someone can live on an island all their lives and still get queasy eating fish!

In any case, I hope they got their licks (and bites!) in well enough for your purposes, and I'll be expecting my royalty check as soon as it clears the patent office, the bureaucratic layabouts. And since it seems to have become a vogue, I think I shall keep a few of these fellow comedians in a tank for the next time that Dork Knight drops by! I hear he hasn't stocked up on shark repellant since the sixties...

The man immediately began hysterically laughing, which intensified as more and more voices suddenly appeared, speaking from the myriad of mouths that were growing all over his body; he quickly collapsed into a gibbering mouther-like puddle of laughing flesh and teeth, which Takeshi and Akiniyi very quickly put out of its misery[...] the white mist that sprung from the arrow began to emit chickens into the air, which then attacked viciously anything that happened to be nearby, all the more so when one out of every three or four was a cockatrice instead.

SOLD!

I'll take every last one you got! And the recipe, I must have the recipe too! Price is no object! I'll pay you whatever you want! Gold, diamonds, blood diamonds, souls, oil, Bat-breath's lacy unmentionables; name it and it's YOURS!

Now, let's shake on it...