Chuffy Bitewound's page

"Lets sees what is here and than make big bonfire!"

Perception: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (4) + 7 = 11

Mine will go to:

# 96241-4
Argat Larethian

Thanks. The game was lots of fun.

"AHAH!!More stabbing!" Chuffy jumps behind the ferret with a maniacal smile and stabs him

Acrobatics: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (19) + 10 = 29
Attack: 1d20 + 8 + 2 ⇒ (9) + 8 + 2 = 19
damage+sneak: 1d4 - 1 + 2d6 ⇒ (3) - 1 + (6, 2) = 10

"Alrighty! I help!"

Strength: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (9) - 1 = 8
Chuffy is still a weakling :)

"Locked door? Lemme sees that!" Chuffy jumps to door and starts doing some stuff with the lock.

take 10 on Disable Device(+10). 20 in total

Chuffy jumps down right behind Reta and starts pulling Pas scull-helmet off.

"This be great trophy! We hang it above Chief chair of Chiefness! Yeeeees!"

After finishing his task, he sees an amulet, grabs it and shows it to Poog.

"Poog, looki! Amulet of killing wolverines dead?"

"Ha! This easier that I thought! Previous birdcrunch chiefs are weaklings! No wonder they dead!"

Chuffy shoots once more.

Attack: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (3) + 7 = 10
dmg: 1d3 ⇒ 1
Is Pa flat-footed? sneak damage in case he is:
sneak damage: 2d6 ⇒ (5, 4) = 9

Chuffy not going down, Chuffy shoots his small crossbow.
Attack: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (2) + 7 = 9
dmg: 1d3 ⇒ 1

Chuffy shoots bolt with nasty poison!

Attack: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (12) + 7 = 19
damage+sneak attack: 1d3 + 2d6 ⇒ (1) + (6, 4) = 11
Poison: 1d2 ⇒ 2 Medium spider venom

Perception: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (12) + 7 = 19

"Mmm! Burnd turkey! Will be good for dinner! Looki! There's a door" Chuffy points on the trap door, jumps to it and tries to open.

"Me help too!" and Chuffy tries to push the door together with Reta

Strength: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (15) - 1 = 14

"Poog! Me no feel good! Can you hit me with a feel better stick? And chief hurt too!"

"Let. Me! GO!" Chuffy screams as he struggles to get out.

Escape Artist: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (9) + 10 = 19

if success:
Chuffy jumps 5 feet from the beast and stands in full defense.

That's disappointing :(

Chuffy don't like hugs, so he tries to get out.

Escape Artist: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (3) + 10 = 13
"Baaah! Let me go you big hunk of feathers!"

Shouldn't the owlbear get minus on his attack and damage rolls because he has -Str?

Mog gets a +2 on attacks because of flank.

"Big owlbear want to kill Chief! Bad idea for owlbear!" Chuffy jumps into melee with his dogslicer.

Acrobatics to avoid AoO: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (1) + 10 = 11
Attack: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (5) + 8 = 13
damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0

Chuffy fires another poison bolt in owlbear. He looks big and strong. We make him less strong.

Attack: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (16) + 7 = 23
dmg: 1d3 ⇒ 1
Poison: 1d2 ⇒ 1

"Is big! Must be strong!" Chuffy shoots a poisonous bolt in owlbear thing.

attack: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (16) + 7 = 23
damage: 1d3 ⇒ 2
poison(Str): 1d2 ⇒ 2 Medium Spider venom

"KILLDOOOG!!!!" with this fearsome battle call, Chuffy goes into battle and moves in behind dog

Acrobatics: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (11) + 10 = 21 to avoid AoO

"Now I staaab!"

Attack: 1d20 + 8 + 2 ⇒ (11) + 8 + 2 = 21
damage+sneak: 1d4 - 1 + 2d6 ⇒ (1) - 1 + (3, 1) = 4

Chuffy took off the gourds off the pig.

"What this? Pig sause? Poog! You know stuff! What's this suff?" He pokes Poog with one of the gourds

Wisdom: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (12) + 1 = 13

"Squealy Nord? Where? Dis big pig is Squealy Nord? He must have eaten good!

"Me feeling better! Now stop hitting me!"Chuffy snarled at Poog while rubbing his head after Poog hit it with a wand twice. "Me feeling so better that me has headache!"
Then Chuffy turns to Reta
"No-no! Maybe he has more pigs! We have to fight lots pigs then. I say we sneak inside, kill pigs, kill Munchmeat and then make big bonfire! Let's see what is that boat first!" he pointed on the boat that was part of the fence.

"BAAH! That be hurting! You die soon, pig!"

Attack: 1d20 + 8 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 8 + 2 = 20
dmg+sneak: 1d4 - 1 + 2d6 ⇒ (2) - 1 + (5, 4) = 10

"Wow! Me also want breath fire like piggy! We should look inside piggy to find how it does that!"

Attack: 1d20 + 8 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 8 + 2 = 12
dmg+sneak: 1d4 - 1 + 2d6 ⇒ (1) - 1 + (6, 2) = 8

Aaaw :(

attack: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (2) + 8 = 10

Chuffy slowly puts his dogsliser to the pigs neck and with a swift move cuts the pigs neck
Coup De grace!!!
damage: 2d4 - 2 + 1d6 ⇒ (2, 3) - 2 + (6) = 9 That be crit damage + sneak attack

Chuffy moved quickly to the paralyzed pig with a dog slicer in his hand.
double move

Mmm...tasty, big, fat pig, I'ma gonna cut your throat real nice, yeees-yeees He looked the pig in the eyes and smiled widely to his thoughts.

Before goblin heroes left, Chuffy went to Mogmurch and poked him in the shoulded.

"Mogmurch, put poison on my bolts. Me no wanna get poisoned again" he reached out three bolts and three vials of poison to Mogmurch.

"Mogmurch first then Mogmurch chief! Chuffy second, then Chuffy first subchief! Right? Mogmurch! You big chief now but we still friends, yes?" Chuffy smiles the biggest with his pointy teeth on display.

Chuffy continues to struggle more.

Escape artist: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (8) + 10 = 18
Escape artist: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (16) + 10 = 26 a success?

Chuffy jumps out of the pie, all sticky and stinky and covered in pie.

"Me think you have very bad cook here! You should look for new one!"

Chuffy stuggles and wiggles,trying to get out.

escape artist: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (5) + 10 = 15

Chuffy put on boots and walked funny. He raised his knees high and stomped every step.

"Chuffy stomp-stomp! Birdies squish-squish! And if miss-miss...he goes stab-stab! This is fun-fun. Chuffy likes-yes!" he sang while doing the dare.

Chuffy has acrobatics +10 and there is now way I can fail, so I'll just roll attacks

1.Stomp: 1d20 ⇒ 18
2.Stomp: 1d20 ⇒ 7
3.Stomp: 1d20 ⇒ 10
4.Stomp: 1d20 ⇒ 18
5.Stomp: 1d20 ⇒ 16
6.Stomp: 1d20 ⇒ 19
7.Stomp: 1d20 ⇒ 12
8.Stomp: 1d20 ⇒ 17
9.Stomp: 1d20 ⇒ 1
10.Stomp: 1d20 ⇒ 17
11.Stomp: 1d20 ⇒ 16
12.Stomp: 1d20 ⇒ 13

if some missed here's a couple of dogslicer attacks
mw dogslicer: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (8) + 8 = 16
mw dogslicer: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (7) + 8 = 15
mw dogslicer: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (2) + 8 = 10

"My turn! My turn! Me good stabber, but me also shoot good, yes!"

Perception DC8: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (3) + 7 = 10Miss (low good): 1d100 ⇒ 28 Hand Crossbow: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (6) + 7 = 13
Perception DC11: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (2) + 7 = 9Miss (low good): 1d100 ⇒ 14 Hand Crossbow: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (6) + 7 = 13
Perception DC14: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (19) + 7 = 26Miss (low good): 1d100 ⇒ 29 Hand Crossbow: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (18) + 7 = 25

After shooting, he removes a blindfold from one eye: "So? Me shoot good? I bet I'm the best!" he smiles widely and stands proudly and waiting for cheers.

Sorry, it took me so long to prepare

"We be greatest Licktoad heroes! Strongest of Licktoads!"
Well chief stronger, but chief also dead, so we stronger, yes!
"We be your new chieftains, yes! And when we be chieftains, I want most pretty and fat goblin girl to be my wife! And we need a pit! With mud! We take pig from Pa Munchmeat and we make it our pet! It big fun, yes! Ah yes, me is Chuffy and I be greatest stabber in world! yes-yes!" and he jumps in his beloved clumsy battle stance.

"A-ha-ha! Me hero! Me now important! No stabbing if I not permit! A-ha-ha!" he jumps around happily until he sees that Poog get chiefs daughter.

"Wat? Me too want wife! Me better at stabbing than Pood and no wife for me? Chief, find me a wife and I be more better at stabbing! Yes-yes!"

Thanks for the game everyone. Really enjoyed it!

Many thanks ... this was a lot of fun.

Part 2?

That would be super! Playing goblins is really fun!

"Mhm! There be lots of junk in below room. Should burn good! Let us go make fire!" Chuffy took out a tindertwig with a grin and moved to Vorkas room.

"Hiza! Big dog die fast!!!"

Chuffy jumps inside the room and behind dog.

Acrobatics: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (3) + 8 = 11

"Me right behind you!"

Chuffy walks to the door and puts an ear to it.

Perception: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (20) + 5 = 25

"Yeeees! We search last room and we maybe make big fire on boat? And then take fireworks to chief."

Chuffy grinned. Then he noticed Reta drinking potion.

"Mmm! Me thirsty too!"

and he drinks his own potion.

CLW potion: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 1 = 8

Max HP again

mine will go to: #96241-2 Odmar Krufft

Tnx.

Fort vs Poison: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (11) + 2 = 13
Fort vs Nausea: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (20) + 2 = 22
current HP: 6

"Ouch! Stupid little crawlers! You be dead now!" Chuffy showed his tongue to the lots of dead spiders, after that he started looking around the room with a grin.
"Loot! Treasures! Fireworks! We search it! Yes-yes!"

Perception: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (15) + 5 = 20

Chuffy takes out a cage with a spider, puts it near lots of small spiders.

"Stankrush! You tell your family to behave! Sting and bite bad, go away and eat bugs good! Yes-yes!"

As far as I remember, a swarm is a single target and if you damage only one square where the swarm is, then the whole swarm takes damage. DM?

"Stupid spiders! I stomp you and I feed you to Fat Frog!"

Fort vs Posion: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (9) + 2 = 11
Fort vs distraction: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5 whatever that is O.o

"Yeees-Yeeees! Big fire! Big fire goood!" and he attacks Vorka once again.

Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 5 = 8
dmg: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1

"You strange! Goblins eat slugs, not goblins! Yes-yes!"

Chuffy takes a step to Vorka aaand he stabs!

Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6
dmg: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (3) - 1 = 2

Chuffy so clumsy. His dogsliser slips out of hands. After a bit of juggling he finally manages to secure his weapon in his hand. Chuffy grins at Vorka, showing his "hideous" war face and one of his pimples pop at this point, showing that it is indeed hideous.

How high is Vorka? Is it possible to reach her? If so:

Chuffy jumps to Vorka, standing on the ceiling.
"Silly up side down Vorka! I stab you now!"

Attack Vorka: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (19) + 5 = 24
damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0
crit confirm: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 5 = 8
cr.damage: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (3) - 1 = 2

"This frog to angry for licking! Should be dead frog! yes-yes!" and Chuffy stabs!

Attack: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (10) + 7 = 17
dmg: 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1
sneak: 1d6 ⇒ 3