[PFS/DMK] We Be Goblins! (Inactive)

Game Master Kludde

Poog very confused with all those dice rolling in Mog's head ... but he happy we have someplace to go now.

"Good ... we go upstairs!"

"Poog! Me no feel good! Can you hit me with a feel better stick? And chief hurt too!"

"Yes Yes ... Feel better"

Cure Light Wounds (Mog): 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7
Cure Light Wounds (Chuffy): 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 1 = 9
Cure Light Wounds (Chuffy): 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7
Cure Light Wounds (Chuffy): 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

Second floor of big, wooden house with straw roof and all wooden panelling what burn easily, can be reached by ramp. Door is stuck badly, and needs strength to open.

DC 16 Str to open

Strength: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (11) + 1 = 12

"Maybe...fireworks...behind door? Urgh! Someone help Reta?"

Anyone wants to assist?

Poog try an' help ...
Strength: 1d20 ⇒ 7
... but only get in way.

Mog looks at the door for a while.
strength: 1d20 ⇒ 1
and never even bothered to try pushing it.
How about, carefully push door?
can we next try having every one take 10? That'd be enough to allow the force open of the door. Unless you can't take 10 to assist. Then we'd just need to keep trying.

"Me help too!" and Chuffy tries to push the door together with Reta

Strength: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (15) - 1 = 14

Goblins try to push at door, but door push back. It not open.

Luckily, there other ways in. There small hut on roof...

"Urgh! Door no budge. Let's try the roof."

Climb: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (12) + 1 = 13 Climb check if needed...hope not

Face Palm ...
"Aaahhh ... we try roof."

Reta climb up shack.

Shack not hard to climb up. DC 10 is enough

A flat, circular cupola with a sagging roof sits atop the house. Its floor is splattered with bird droppings.

There two turkey cultures here. They eat only dead goblins, so they try to make goblins dead.

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Mog
Poog
Reta
Chuffy
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Vulture
Vulture
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"Animals really hate goblins. Maybe we'll see a wolf."

Mwrk Bow: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (15) + 8 = 23 Damage: 1d4 ⇒ 1

Round 1 Initiative 20
Poog take 10 to climb on roof ... see birds and channel (1/4) for ...
Energy DC12: 2d6 ⇒ (6, 2) = 8 of damage to turkey cultures ;-).

Mog looks up. Scratches his head. Chucks a bomb up to the roof thinking he'll be blowing a hole to get in. Instead he hits turkys. Good enough.
reta and poog climb on to roof after mog blows up these turkeys
attack: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (19) + 8 = 27
damage: 2d6 + 2 ⇒ (3, 1) + 2 = 6

Will: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (19) + 3 = 22
Will: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (17) + 3 = 20

Vulture squals loudly as Reta shoot arrow in oversized turkey. Poog then make vultures all spooky, and withers feathers. Birds still ready to feast on goblins, but Mog much faster, and throw bomb at vultures. It like a pillow fight, but without pillows - feathers everywhere. And vultures dead!

Combat over

Perception: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (12) + 7 = 19

"Mmm! Burnd turkey! Will be good for dinner! Looki! There's a door" Chuffy points on the trap door, jumps to it and tries to open.

Perception: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (10) + 10 = 20

"Yes! Reta help open!"
Reta will help open the door.

"Ok Ok Ok ... Reta open door. Chef ready bomb to throw if see anything move to make it not move. What Chuffy do? Chuffy want last fire bead from necklace? Poog can use loud stick again! If nothing move down there, we move down there ... yes yes?"

Below trapdoor is large room.

The dominant feature of this room is a large bed—really nothing more than a nest made of old mattresses, loose straw, and mud. The fleas swarming on the “bed” are obvious from several feet away. A large hole in the western wall opens out onto the lower roof of the house, and a single trap door sits in the ceiling above.

Inside, it huge ogur! It Pa Munchmeat. Quick, throw fire!

--- Surprise Round---
Chuffy
Reta
Mog
Poog
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Mog
Poog
Chuffy
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Pa
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Reta
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Good thing we didn't charge through the front door. Yaay for puny body mass!

Reta quickly switches draws her fire arrows.

+1 Flaming Arrow: 1d20 + 8 + 1 ⇒ (19) + 8 + 1 = 28 Damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5 Piercing + Flaming: 1d6 ⇒ 5 fire

Round 0 Initiative Wand
Yes ... very happy we up here and not down there ... yet :-)
Poog use his screaming wand (2/14) at munchmeat ... make big sound in room below.

Fort: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (15) + 10 = 25

Reta light first fire on Pa, and Poog make deafening bang!

--- Surprise Round---
Chuffy
Reta
Mog
Poog
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Mog
Poog
Chuffy
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Pa (17)
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Reta
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Mog will toss
attack: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (2) + 8 = 10
drift: 1d8 ⇒ 1
damage: 2d6 + 2 ⇒ (6, 1) + 2 = 9

Chuffy shoots bolt with nasty poison!

Attack: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (12) + 7 = 19
damage+sneak attack: 1d3 + 2d6 ⇒ (1) + (6, 4) = 11
Poison: 1d2 ⇒ 2 Medium spider venom

Mog tosses bomb at Pa, but only manages to land bomb near pa feet. It still blast him. Chuffy much better, he shoot bolt, he hit pa! It hurt very much!

Fort: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (15) + 10 = 25

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Mog
Poog
Chuffy
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Pa (32)
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Reta
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Round 1 Initiative 13 Wand
Poog will use bang stick again ... (3/14)
Sound Blast DC13: 1d8 ⇒ 3

Fort: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (2) + 10 = 12

It again loud, but Pa still not stopping...

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Mog
Poog
Chuffy
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Pa (35)
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Reta
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Chuffy not going down, Chuffy shoots his small crossbow.
Attack: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (2) + 7 = 9
dmg: 1d3 ⇒ 1

Mog will burp at the now stunned pa with the gourd he has from poog. The flame surrounds him.
damage: 2d6 ⇒ (3, 6) = 9

Pas completely stunned after sound blast of Poog. Chuffy try to make holes in Pa, but it not work.

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Mog
Poog
Chuffy
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Pa (35)
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Reta
Mog
Poog
Chuffy
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Pa (35)
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Round 2 Initiative 13 Wand
"Shooting ugly in barrel; way more fun than expected. We do this many more now."
Poog will use bang stick again ... (4/14)
Sound Blast DC13: 1d8 ⇒ 6

"Ha! This easier that I thought! Previous birdcrunch chiefs are weaklings! No wonder they dead!"

Chuffy shoots once more.

Attack: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (3) + 7 = 10
dmg: 1d3 ⇒ 1
Is Pa flat-footed? sneak damage in case he is:
sneak damage: 2d6 ⇒ (5, 4) = 9

More blasts! More sound! More stabs!

Chuffy and Poog blast and stab, and make Pa bleed. Until he lies on the floor! Pa mincemeat is dead! You best goblins!

Combat over

There is six more potions of fire burping here. An a dead wolverine, what is wearing an amulet, a sack of straw and a large, badly made, taxidermic dire corby.

I'll say it again: Yay for puny Strength checks!

"Yeah, old birdcrunch chiefs were weak!" Reta hops into the room through the trapdoor and starts cutting off Pa's ears.

"Need proof Pa Munchmeat is dead. Then we be heroes of birdcrunch!"

Chuffy jumps down right behind Reta and starts pulling Pas scull-helmet off.

"This be great trophy! We hang it above Chief chair of Chiefness! Yeeeees!"

After finishing his task, he sees an amulet, grabs it and shows it to Poog.

"Poog, looki! Amulet of killing wolverines dead?"

"Wolverines almost as strong as wolf."

There more to explore, there is exit to room to roof.

Or you can just light up the place and call it a day, your call.

I say, let the hunt for treasure begin!

Poog detect magic on Chuffy's amulet. Maybe kill wolverines real good.

"Maybe fireworks in other room and birdmunchers make us all chief of chiefs. Let's look in other room! What be more bad the Pa Munchmeat?"

Only way into last room is through door what is locked.

"Locked door? Lemme sees that!" Chuffy jumps to door and starts doing some stuff with the lock.

take 10 on Disable Device(+10). 20 in total

I'm sorry, I meant to say that it was jammed

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"Why is other room jammed?"

Perception: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (2) + 10 = 12

"No matter. We strong now. We kill Pa Munchmeat."

Poog will try to force open door with super goblin strength ...
Strength: 1d20 ⇒ 16 Heh Heh heh ... not so bad this time :-)
"No standing ... Help Poog!"

"Alrighty! I help!"

Strength: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (9) - 1 = 8
Chuffy is still a weakling :)

Strength: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

"Me want big feast when we get back to bridcrunch! Ooo! Or maybe a big wolf! With fur and fangs and big feet to squish dogs with, yes!"

Reta is daydreaming way too much to contribute anything to opening the door.

Poog fails once more.
strength: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (5) - 1 = 4

Poog manages to kick in door, and behind it is filthy chamber.

he floor of this filthy chamber is made of rough floorboards. Numerous gaps between them show a dark space below the building. A large pile of furs and straw is heaped to the south, and a huge trap door sits in the very center of the room. To the west, a single ill-fitting door hangs askew on a single hinge.

Inside is big ferret, nearly 7 feet long. It growls as goblins come into room!

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Poog
Mog
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Weasel
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Reta
Chuffy
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Mog will throw a bomb in this surprise round.
attack: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (3) + 8 = 11
direction: 1d8 ⇒ 2
damage: 2d6 + 2 ⇒ (1, 3) + 2 = 6
He will exclude poog and reta if they happen to get caught in the fire.