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I start with one simple question:

"How can I hurt the GM emotionally more than they can hurt me?"

Visualize a sensible adult sitting alone in their home. Now imagine that same adult chanting "THURSTY!" *clap clap clap* "THURSTY!" *clap clap clap*

I don't know what brought this on, but the hype is undeniably real. I trust this man to destroy both me and my characters.

Hilary Moon Murphy wrote:

Actually, S.W.A.T. (a cop-themed group out of Minnesota) all chose halfling to be their secret language so that they can all communicate with one another without enemies knowing what they are saying!

Hmm

Since Halfling is a tonal language (like Chinese in the real world) that softens r's to w's and k's to g's, people speaking Halfling always sound Teddy Ruxpin adorable, even if they're barking out military orders.

That's my story, anyway, and I'm sticking to it.

I've always thought of Halfling to be like Welsh, the Welsh name Dafydd (pronounced Daveth) is what I named my Halfling paladin

A mixed list of thoughts:

- Make the villain hot
- Make the villain out to be a friend first, this is even better when they are hot because one of the players might think they have a chance
- Make the villain the hero of their own story. Nothing hurts more than knowing that the enemy is doing what they believe is right, and if things were only a bit different the players and them could have been friends.
- Plan out ahead of time for their story to continue after they have died. Have the villain say or do something that seems unimportant and then have the players learn there was more to it only after the point of no return.
- Give them a completely normal and relatable trait. A hobby, a kid that they love, and throw in an insecurity or two while you're at it.
- Create your villain with your favourite players in mind. What tropes are they suckers for? What movie made them cry like a baby? Take that pain and make it a character.

The Good Bra.

It's spoken of in whispers, a relic so ancient and so powerful that most discussion regarding it is hushed. There is nothing more terrifying than imagining the sheer power of The Good Bra than the idea that it might not be real at all.

The Good Bra fits it's wearer like a glove, and will change their chest to the size they desire, functioning even as a binder for those who need one.

The Good Bra will never cut into you, it will never hurt your back, and when you run it will never hurt as long as you are wearing The Good Bra.

The Good Bra also functions as a Bra of Holding, because we all know the fabled Pants With Pockets are cursed and should never be worn.

This faction isn't my jam, but I know it will tickle the fancy of many others so I am exited to see it around!