Dear Ask a Shoanti:
I am an Ulfin Barbarian from the Land of the Linorm Kings
Recently a Paladin Hospitlar Joined our group. She smelled gooood, and looked even better, So I fought her in a duel and won. Then I claimed her as mine. She is really good in bed and has incredable stamina. Who would have thought a Paladin could be good that way. The hospitlar gets a rise out of my little soldier again and again I cant count that high.
She went and shaved my beard and then cut my hair in a stylish Taldan fashion. Now she wants to dress me up in some Taldan Gentlemens little girlyman suit. What should I do.
Did I mention that she's really good in bed?
Using my rage for all the wrong reasons