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Josh Frost


gran rey de los mono wrote:
...

*WHACK*

What is to be done with him Field Marshal?


Field Marshal von Grünmann wrote:
Captain Kid Rime wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Kruelaid wrote:
Ummm. 13.
Nope, not 13 either.
Papers please.
Is there a problem here, Captain?

Yes, sir! A very serious problem sir.

After declining to provide a facebook page for reference, sir, the self proclaimed, and I am translating here, "Great King of the Monkeys" gran rey de los mono has failed to submit proper OTD identification for inspection.

According to the OTD mandate "Pics or you're a sock puppet!" Fri, Dec 18, 2009, 12:43 AM by the currently recognized King of the Monkeys, Patrick Curtin, he will be deemed a sock puppet if he continues in his failure to comply.


gran rey de los mono wrote:
Kruelaid wrote:
Ummm. 13.
Nope, not 13 either.

Papers please.


You are out of order, freak!


Ronald Reagan wrote:
Spam wrote:
Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær wrote:
Spam wrote:
Spam wrote:
Spam wrote:
Spam
Spam
Whiskey
Spam
Jelly beans

Censorship


Kruelaid wrote:
Best wishes and good luck... my old enemy.

*WHAP*


Sebastian wrote:

I've drafted the following letter to express my extreme anger at this recent development:

...

This anti-Teterism will not be tolerated.


SIR, YES, SIR!


the KING!


MrTheThird wrote:
Puffy the Cup Cake wrote:
Yea! A convert. No egos on this forum, we're all having too much fun!
I did lurk for a bit Before I signed up and I noticed that people seem to be a lot less tense and less judgmental.

We must be slipping.


Whack, whack, whack!


...


Dwayne Dibbley wrote:
Captain Kid Rime wrote:
Back in the cage, kid.
I can be on this thread. Druids use my teeth as a place of worship!

I could make some more space for the druids.


Back in the cage, kid.


Nothing to see here. Move along.


*WHACK WHACK*

Exactly 0.75% of your posts are substantive contributions to the conversation thread, reptile. Silence!


Joshua J. Frost wrote:
Kruelaid wrote:
... and then I started watching.
*cough*

Youtube is banned in China, sir! Threat to socialism! Why aren't you wearing your uniform, sir? Are you trying to stand out?


Get well, sir!


Gary Teter wrote:

Hey, I get that people can be jerks. That's why bars have bouncers. But it doesn't mean that it's impossible to have a spirited debate without getting all ugly and fighty.

We want the Paizo messageboards to be different from the other places on the internet, where it's all shouting and banning and jackbooted moderator thugs running loose smiting trolls all the time.

*WHACK*

"...oh, sorry sir, I thought you were someone else."


I have thrown him into the Rancor pit, sir!


Sebastian wrote:
Best wishes Josh. If you need someone to step in and moderate the boards while you're gone, I am available. I can guarantee that I would in no way rule with a merciless iron fist and persecute those on my enemies list to the corners of Paizo and beyond.

I for one welcome my new master!


Get well soon oh great one. I'll make sure and keep a list of the deviants for you.


Kid=Josh
Rime=Frost


YOU JUST DON'T GET IT DO YOU?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT ENGLISH DEGREE?

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

STOP IGNORING ME!

Hehehehe.


:|

Readies his billy club.


Eustace Q. Figg, Chairman WNC wrote:

As the chairman of the Whig National Committee, I urge all of you to rise up and barbeque Greasy McPorker in true 4th of July fashion.

Sic Semper Tyrannis!

*Whack whack whack!*


Shall I kick the whining liberal for you, sir?


Taliesin Hoyle wrote:

Your political compass

Economic Left/Right: -2.75
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -6.92

*Whack, WHACK!*


Kruelaid wrote:

Economic Left/Right: -2.12

Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -5.44

....busted.

*WHACK*


GAAAAaaAAaAahAHHHH!


<====begins firing tear gas into the mob.

So the puns are too subtle, eh?


Shall I start clubbing them, Sir?

As far as I can tell he still hasn't caught the joke.

Tsk Tsk.


Beat him?


MORE CENSORSHIP!

ELIMINATE DEBATE!


Joshua J. Frost wrote:

I've spent the better part of my life wondering how I come up with this stuff.

Seriously, tip your wait staff. I'm here all week.

May I shine your boots, boss?


Joshua J. Frost wrote:

Mike McArtor is our resident Ninja.

I am our resident [REDACTED].

COMMANDANT!


Throw that bald man in with the Tibetans, boys!

And you with the thick glasses, don't worry, turning in your mother and father is a service to the Republic. All hail PAIZO!


We've still got room in there with the Tibetans, people. Watch what you say!


I've had enough of this sock puppetry crap!

Whack! Whack!


That's obscene. Censor that maniac!


I'm feeling pretty down that Josh Frost hasn't figured out the joke with my latest crank alias....


Enough of your filth! Whap! Whap! Whap!

Put him with the Tibetans, boys!


Vic Wertz wrote:
When Jason refers to "the past few months," he's including the months in which this was his personal project. (Of course, most of us knew about it during that time, and I'm sure he got some input on a few things before he brought it to the group as a whole.)

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...


Matthew Morris wrote:
I don't think they pied about their llans.

Ummm. This one is ok.

<Scratches his head. Looks perplexed.>


Joshua J. Frost wrote:
Discuss.

What a great way to flush out the malcontents, boss. I'll club them when they post.


Look at me like that again boney and the nightstick comes out.


And no more cracks from ridiculous aliases - they just inflame the situation.

Move along.


Shall I beat them senseless now, Ms. Stevens?

Spoiler:
Just the usual tasteless humor from me, everyone. I have the utmost respect for Lisa, Josh, and Gary. I think the tenor of the threads necessitated a crackdown and that it was handled as best as it could be. Thank you for the reply, Lisa.


Alcohol intoxication in public is a crime young man.

<THUMP, THUMP, THUMP.>

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