So James Jacobs ate it?
ED: Damn you Jack.
~Sends the Paizo staff a WHOLE LOT of Dream Pizza~ Good luck James and the rest of the gang!
I know I'm not part of the staff, but can I have a slice of dream pizza? I've never tried it.
Does it come with pepperoni?
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Sugar free? Great! I can have pizza and not worry about my type II diabetes anymore.
I had a dream last night that James came over to my house (never met him in real life), the dude ate all my food, made a mess, was completely dismissive of me (but not my wife) and wouldn't play any games, Pathfinder or otherwise.
My advice to you: if you have a dream of a Paizonian man-crush, pick someone else.
Well, I have met him in real life, and I agree with you recommendation.
Although: you really can't blame the guy, I mean hey, they are under a lot of pressure, and look at the bright side: at least your wife didn't run off with him, right?
That said, if he showed up in any of my dreams, I would commit suicide within 2.172 seconds of waking up, unless, of course, the dream involved him becoming raptor bait (which he would enjoy, I think)
It is... The Dream-quest Of Stolen Pizza!
Hey, are you down here in Tucson (i.e. is your profile, which says so, up to date)?
Bloooooorrrrrrph.
Huuuuuurrrrrllllll
Arrest that man!
As Mr. Guy's legal counsel, it is my duty to inform you that he is perfectly within his legal rights to post in the off-topic thread. Any further attempts on your part to censor his posting may result in punitive legal action.
You guys just like seeing this thread in the top ten, don't you.
The law is an ass! Even an arse!
Damn you for saying that sir. Unfortunately, you do have the God-given right to say it, so I can't prosecute you. But I'll have my eye on you, buddy. Oh yes, I'll be watching!
Beat him?
I am James Jacobs!
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Stop telling me where my quotes come from (it makes me feel inferior)!
The only reason I know it is a law professor quoted it a lot and my formerly-English-teacher father heard me talk about it. He then told me where it came from.
What's really weird is later we got a cat named Fagan, which is very similar to Fagin... This cats a thief too...
You guys just like seeing this thread in the top ten, don't you.
Damn straight.
Gives us a sense of self-important and a well-rounded boost to our ego. Mine's the size of an adult blue dragon and just as shocking....
my advice: stop EATING lead minatures before bed. (they're ok for breakfast)
Arrest that man!As Mr. Guy's legal counsel, it is my duty to inform you that he is perfectly within his legal rights to post in the off-topic thread. Any further attempts on your part to censor his posting may result in punitive legal action.
A paladin! Fireball!
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A paladin! Fireball!Arrest that man!As Mr. Guy's legal counsel, it is my duty to inform you that he is perfectly within his legal rights to post in the off-topic thread. Any further attempts on your part to censor his posting may result in punitive legal action.
Little kobold, your action constitutes an assault on a duly appointed office of the courts. You are therefore subject to arrest and confinement in a cell, with a large bugbear named "Bubba" who will, I have been assured, instruct you in prison lifestyle.
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at least your wife didn't run off with him, right?
I don't remember the end so I can't say...but he had absolutely no game whatsoever. She found him pathetically amusing...of course the same applies to me and that worked in real life so....hmmmm
I'm DEFINITELY working on that one for the next time.
unless, of course, the dream involved him becoming raptor bait (which he would enjoy, I think)
That is far from true. In the Pacific Northwest, Mr. Jacobs is known as the 'Deity of Dunk' due to his rim-rattling prowess.
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I don't remember the end so I can't say...but he had absolutely no game whatsoever. She found him pathetically amusing...
I don't know. I've heard Dr. Jacobs' pimp hand is most strong.
Most strong.
Dude broke into your house, put the moves on your lady, ate all your pizza, did it all in short shorts, and walked out unscathed? Sounds pretty pimp to me.
Little kobold, your action constitutes an assault on a duly appointed office of the courts. You are therefore subject to arrest and confinement in a cell, with a large bugbear named "Bubba" who will, I have been assured, instruct you in prison lifestyle.A paladin! Fireball!Arrest that man!As Mr. Guy's legal counsel, it is my duty to inform you that he is perfectly within his legal rights to post in the off-topic thread. Any further attempts on your part to censor his posting may result in punitive legal action.
*Casts Lightning Bolt*
*Casts Animate Dead*'Bubba' the zombie bugbear would like to have a word with you about forgetting to use your aliases.
Little kobold, your action constitutes an assault on a duly appointed office of the courts. You are therefore subject to arrest and confinement in a cell, with a large bugbear named "Bubba" who will, I have been assured, instruct you in prison lifestyle.A paladin! Fireball!Arrest that man!As Mr. Guy's legal counsel, it is my duty to inform you that he is perfectly within his legal rights to post in the off-topic thread. Any further attempts on your part to censor his posting may result in punitive legal action.*Casts Lightning Bolt*
*Casts Animate Dead*
'Bubba' the zombie bugbear would like to have a word with you about forgetting to use your aliases.
Now stop trodding on our flowerbeds!!!
Now stop trodding on our flowerbeds!!!Little kobold, your action constitutes an assault on a duly appointed office of the courts. You are therefore subject to arrest and confinement in a cell, with a large bugbear named "Bubba" who will, I have been assured, instruct you in prison lifestyle.A paladin! Fireball!Arrest that man!As Mr. Guy's legal counsel, it is my duty to inform you that he is perfectly within his legal rights to post in the off-topic thread. Any further attempts on your part to censor his posting may result in punitive legal action.*Casts Lightning Bolt*
*Casts Animate Dead*
'Bubba' the zombie bugbear would like to have a word with you about forgetting to use your aliases.
...Crap.
The law is an ass! Even an arse!
Meeeee!!! Look what you made me do!
bump
snicker
Sounds pretty pimp to me.
Ross Geller sounds pretty pimp to you.
How did I miss this thread? Not only does Logue get...errr...punched, he also gets censored. I wonder which one felt worse for him. ;)
I wonder which one felt worse for him. ;)
If you have to ask.
Little kobold, your action constitutes an assault on a duly appointed office of the courts. You are therefore subject to arrest and confinement in a cell, with a large bugbear named "Bubba" who will, I have been assured, instruct you in prison lifestyle.
mmmmmmm me like Kobolds, he sure have a purtty mouth.
mmmmmmm me like Kobolds, he sure have a purtty mouth.
Little kobold, your action constitutes an assault on a duly appointed office of the courts. You are therefore subject to arrest and confinement in a cell, with a large bugbear named "Bubba" who will, I have been assured, instruct you in prison lifestyle.
I am not intimidated.
Mainly because I have hidden my phylactery on another thread.
Blaaaaarrrrrph
mmmmmmm me like Kobolds, he sure have a purtty mouth.
Little kobold, your action constitutes an assault on a duly appointed office of the courts. You are therefore subject to arrest and confinement in a cell, with a large bugbear named "Bubba" who will, I have been assured, instruct you in prison lifestyle.I am not intimidated.
Mainly because I have hidden my phylactery on another thread.
I'm sorry, I have a genetic flaw that renders me incapbable of being afraid of bugbears named 'Bubba'.
I'm really very sorry, I was born this way.