You mean it was all just a dream!? What a rip-off!
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Sorry, I was napping. Did I miss anything?
"You know I love beating my drum, but why don't we just use this Gnomaha Outboard Motor?"
One thing's for sure: we're all about the BULL, man.
"Maybe we can use Improved Bull Rush..."
"I have a question, how can we as bull-men use feats if we have hooves?"
"I hereby christen this ship 'Zoolander' because it can't turn left!"
"YES! I put 4 ranks into Pillage!"
Wait, chicks will make out for birds right? Or was that: birds make chicks? Can we get some lady 'nauts?
Looks like someone is allergic to spices... Make two fortitude saves and you'll be fine.
"Yes number 5, the spice [chicken] must flow!"
"So are these islands made out of spice? Can we use it to warp space-time? Where's our Navigator?"
Sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep...are you sleeping yet?
"Let's force him to play a wizard in some 4th Edition! I've got ranks in Knowledge (gaming) so we don't need the books."
"Yar! Me thought this was a floatin' academy and we were all bound for Botany Bay!"
"Yar! Methinks a wizard shivered me timbers for might bit o' time!"
"It's free action time!"
"That's +2 to your Profession (rower) checks!"
"That's +2 to Charisma for me!"
"Now throw some salt in its eyes!" Begins singing a jaunty little sea-shanty... The sharks a-mouths were gapin'
Jason at his Bulmahn-iest KLTPZYXM! Allow me to introduce myself, I am the scribe and chronicler of out noble journey. I also provide the musical entertainment and morale bonus. Just don't ask me to fight any three-headed hounds of hell. |