Sir Spitsalot: Paladin-at-Law wrote:
Kirth Gersen wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Rumor has it, they're stealing shelf space from those flavor-of-last-month Gucci faux onyx sword hilts with rhinestone inlays.
It's a bummer for Golarion's barbarians -- not because there's not that much onyx in the world, because you can always make more of the ersatz stuff -- but because no shelf can possibly support the weight of their swords. That's why they drive Suburbans -- to haul their swords around. Their cell phones are so small they fit neatly into the pommel, with room to spare.
Mr. Gersen,
As Mr. Zombie's legal counsel, I must inform you that you have attributed a quote to my client which he did not make. On his behalf, I must ask that you issue a correction stating your error and providing the actual source of the quote (a Mr. Jade). If you do not comply with this request, I will have no choice but to seek legal recourse (which may or may not involve smiting). Thank you for your cooperation in the delicate matter.
Sincerely,
Sir Spitsalot, Paladin-at-Law
He go to jail now?
me teach him few things....