Bongo! Ape Masseur's page

I'll have my people call your people about a Vanish Wand Inc. and Bongo Mansseur LLC. partnership

So sorry!, Bongo not allowed to use magic wands on clients.

Introducing Bongo!, the ape masseur. Get your magical oils applied by the very best that nature has to offer!

Bongo will be very happy to apply that special oil of channel the gift for you!