1052. Contrary to popular belief, I do NOT perform the Chicken Dance upon request. Ask me again and I'll make YOU lay an egg! BA-KOCK!
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stupid adventurers kidnapping me to ferry them around on vacation! Adventure Path, my (dancing) foot! What am I, an UBER, here to amuse you?!? BAK-OK! Oh my, now you Paizoians have done it! You made me angry enough lay a hard-boiled egg!!
919. Baba Yaga bows to NO home owner's association. She's no CHICKEN! Bawk, bawk, BAW-KOCK! |