Mistah Green wrote:
Mr. Mook has a Flurry of Fail, average saves, and a class feature that is supposed to help him but that actually does nothing or hinders them. He's easy experience, but that's all. If the Wizard wanted to, he could fly/teleport around targeting every monastery in the world and farm Monks like he was playing an MMO. That's how pathetic the Monk class is.
But... but... if we roll a 20 we are useful!
Aw, who are we kidding? Our lives are a lie!
The Army of Mooks attempt to commit suicide by jumping off a cliff. As they do so, they learn the real reason why Monks have Slow Fall as a class feature.
We fail at failing! Please end our suffering for your personal betterment Oh Almighty Wizard!
