A Censor's page

Fantasy Monster: Censor Inevitable.

It will probably cut some of my writings sooner or later.

Sort of related to the last post.

YEP! YEP! YEP!

Concealed carry required.

Orthos wrote:

** spoiler omitted **

Getting on the bus with Ted Cruz is how forensic scientists find your remains in soup cans a decade from now in Cruz's isolated cabin in the woods.

Edit: Nekkid Ted Cruz?!?! Hang on, I've got a grapefruit spoon in the drawer which will be perfect for gouging my eyeballs out.

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE!!!!

She will be speedily replaced by the superior poster...

NOPE! NOPE!! NOPE!!!

I think everyone's parents are seriously messed up in one way or another.

** spoiler omitted **

O_o

NOPE! NOPE! NOPE!

NOPE!

Qiu, Autumn Court Herald wrote:

What about our magical sky shadow assassin fairy?

Hey! Listen!

NO. *STAMP SQUISH*

*waves ∅ stamp threateningly*

Agent Superball wrote:

Phillip Gastone wrote:

Dare you enter my magical realm?

Depends, does it have oil?

I put on my wizard robe and hat

NOPE!

I guess we’d be... “polliNOtors!”

... “polliNOtors!”

Do you get it?! IT’S A PU-

No. *stamps mouth shut*

{grins from sewers that are Florida} Move down here. We have balloons. We have such sights to show you.

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

[Inappropriate image deleted]

NOPE!

Andostre wrote:

My 7 year-old explains to me why "Jingle Bells, Batman Smells" is funny. Every time he sings it. Every time.

Man, my 7- and 4-year-olds cannot stop saying "b~$+ w~$+s" and laughing like maniacs.

Go home fellow censor, you're drunk.

You INTJs freak me out…is there anything you won’t do For Science?=P

Nope.

<twitches>

...TMI.

NOPE.

YEP.

Nope.

Fergurg wrote:

Joynt Jezebel wrote:

You and who's smu^fing army, Pulg? You smu^f-headed smu^f lover.

Smu^f, this smu^fing thread is a smu^f-load of smu^fing fun.

And to think you smu^f your mother with that mouth!

Ewwww...

NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! *angry wild stamping*

NOPE.

NOPE! NOPE!

A Censor wrote:

*waves stamp menacingly*

Come any closer with that and there WILL be censoring needed.

NOPE! NOPE!!

*waves stamp menacingly*

*STAMPS ANGRILY*

NOPE! NOPE! NOPE!

*black tape over all the cameras*

And Orthos... you're grounded from aliases.

NOPE.

Nope! Nope! Nope!!

!

*waves stamp threateningly*

NOPE! NOPE! NOPE!!

*waves ∅ stamp threateningly*

NOPE.

Nope.

Cassidy Werner wrote:

My current list of things to watch out for consists of cave raptors, Pitax, and Cosmo.

Oh, I'm sure you'll be fine. Feel free to let that guard down.

NOPE!!

NOPE

No NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!

NOPE!

NOPE!

*waves NO stamp menacingly*

NOPE! *stamps out Quiche Lisp*

NOPE!!

!

!

*STAMP!*

NOPE!! *stamp stamp stamp*

*tears the tags off mattresses*

!!!!

NOPE! NOPE!

HEY!

IF ANYONE IS GOING TO DO ANY STAMPING AROUND HERE, IT SHOULD BE ME!! HOW DARE YOU!

::STOMPS A CENSOR IN A FIT OF RAGE::

*several small battalions of Censors scamper out of crevices and hatches in the floor and walls and begin futilely attempting to stamp away the giant reptile*

Nope! Nope! Nope!

Sweetened iced tea is fine once in a while for a change of pace, but that is about it.

You will not silence us!!!

NOPE!! *STAMPOUT*

*points at Ian*

!

NOPE.

*waves NO stamp threateningly*