Reta charges the horse, dogslicer held out before her like a lance.
Chuffy will draw a dart and try to hide.
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on fire the horse tries stomping on goop again.
Mogmurch will reload and shoot again
With the last arrow the horse falls over screaming and then falling unconcious.
After the horse falls you move to inspect the ship.
Area 2: A vine-choked gangplank with a mossy handrail descends sharply from the ship’s bow to the muddy ground below. One handrail seems to be encrusted with a large ball of dried mud.
Area 3: The main deck of the shipwreck is cluttered with objects both natural and artificial. Thick swaths of leafy vines grow over the deck, and shiny green patches of algae and moss grow where the vines do not. The central cabin's roof has a wide edge, creating a canopied walkway along the ship's sides. A flight of steps up to the roof of the ship's main cabin, the entrance to which is blocked by a door decorated by a large number of rodent and bird skulls. A smoking stovepipe chimney extends up from the ship's highest point above.
Area 4: Two rickety wooden platforms—crow’s nests—sit on the masts, ten feet above the ship’s deck below. Each is linked by a pair of thick ropes, and additional ropes hang down from the platform on the stern-most mast to the deck.
Area 5: This room is a blood-splattered chamber of horror. Dead rodents, snakes, and birds have been variously nailed, tied, and hung around the walls. At the far end of the room, a large cauldron bubbles over an iron stove set against the aft wall, its stovepipe chimney extending up through the ceiling. A bloody burlap sack sits on the floor next to the stove. The center of the room contains a long, rickety table surrounded by chairs that contain several grisly decorations—a whole family of skeletal goblins, their bones bleached white and bound together by reeds and twine.
Area 6: The air in this cabin is thick and close, stinking of swamp and sweat, with a thick, glistening layer of mud on the floor and swaths of oily fungus clinging to the walls. Even more dangling decorations of goblin bone and animal-part fetishes hang from the ceiling on lengths of sinew here, and what appears to be a nest made of rags, sticks, mud, and castoff bits of clothing lies against the westernmost wall. But scattered amid the filth and clutter are several exotic-looking man-made objects—including a tantalizing red chest.
Entering this room you also see Vorka and her animal companion, a giant frog she calls “Lord Longtung. In 1 hand you see a ball of fire and in the other you see a Desnan candle. "You stay gone or me make you gone,No wait stay. I like ears stuffed with eyeballs."
Vorka steps back and is now walking up the wall. 5ft high
Party is up
Reta runs forward and attempts to swing at Vorka.
"Mog make Vorka go BOOOOOMMMM. Big blast!" He clumsily pulls out a bomb from a pouch on his hip and tosses it at Vorka, and jumps in glee as it explodes in her face.
Ooh Chuffy hide, yes Chuffy best at hiding.
Chuffy slides a dart out of his coat.
Reta flails at the overgrown frog, then finally has the presence of mind to jab it with her dogslicer.
Mog chucks another bomb at Vorka
Chuffy sits and waits for an opening, then hurls his dart at the weak spot.
"Me kill her and me become champion..."
The moment was too big for poor Chuffy and he completely misses his target, almost hitting Poog as he charges by.
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Goop will shoot another fire blast at the wall.
with that miss a swarm of spiders appear.
everyone in the swarm takes 6 dmg and needs to make a fort save
Lord Longtung will sling at Rita again
Lord Longtung will wrap his tongue around Rita and try to hold her in place.
Reta flails wildly at the goblin-who-writes-words. "DIE WORD WIZARD!" she screams, as much at the pain from the swarm as from her hatred of people who can actually read and write.
Mog steps back from the swarm and throws a jar of fire at it.
.Chuffy attempts to feint the goblin, then strike at the opening.
Mog throws his last jar of fire at the swarm
[ooc]+50% = 4 total[/dice]
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The battle continues on for some time, with Rita nearly being made into Giant Frog food, Mog nearly killing his own allies in a near miss, and Poog only managing to get a few good bites in, but eventually the Goblin Squad is manages to put an end to Vorka and her pet Lord Longtongue, without dying.
If the PCs manage to get the fireworks back to their village without using them all or “accidentally” setting them off, they can return as heroes and given prominent tribal positions as well, with names like Head Village Watcher, Overseer of Village Stabbings, Master of the Pig Pit, or even a brand new title like Boss of Big Fire. One lucky male Goblin even has the extreme luck and divine favor to be wed to the Chief's only daughter, the fearsomely corpulent and ferociously lusty Gupy Wartbits.