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I'll assume Chuffy makes a high stealth check and he walks up the planks and reaches the door. He finds out the door is stuck but there are so many cracks in this house he's able to peek inside and see;
The floor of this filthy chamber is made of rough floorboards.
Numerous gaps between them show a dark space below the building. A large pile of furs and straw is heaped to the south, and a huge trap door sits in the very center of the room. To the west, a single ill-fitting door hangs askew on a single hinge.
The only occupant of this room is a ferret who’s nearly 7 feet long. And who at the moment is starting to sniff the air and seems to slowly focus on the door.
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Reta is able to burst open the door without any problems
Chuffy shoots at the ferret with the bow and arrows he borrowed from Reta hitting the ferret in the side of it's chest, it's staggered by the blow that's dealt to it.
From the next room you can hear some sounds.
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Chuffy, Poog
Ferret
Mogmurch, Reta
Guffy
Good work Chuffy. You stay up in front there so you can kill everything that wants to hurt goblins.
Poog has decided that so long as Chuffy is between Poog and anything that wants to hurt Poog, life is good. So Chuffy should be harder to hit. After following the others inside, Poog will cast shield of faith on Chuffy, giving him a +2 deflection bonus to AC.
Mogmurch pulls out his club and chugs his mutagen.
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The other door in this room opens as well.
A large (for goblins anyway..she's actually only medium) ugly female with a body that's twisted and deformed, a lumbering giant with tiny eyes and a mouth of jagged teeth presented in a furious roar wielding a spear appears.
She sees the dead ferret and look at you
"You will all pay for this!"
She rushes toward Chuffy
Past her you can see into the next room;
A huge, bloodstained table sits in the center of this filthy kitchen, and to the south lies a heap of furs arranged in the rough approximation of a mattress. The place reeks of rotten meat from numerous poorly executed taxidermy projects that lie scattered around the room, including partially stuffed pigs, birds, bobcats, and even a goblin body with a mass of bloodystraw and sticks protruding from its neck instead of a head.
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You guys
Guffy
You don't have to put up with that Chuffy! Kill the longlegs!
Mogmurch, suddenly feeling more nible but also more capricious, glides into the room and, almost carelessly, launches a bomb at the stupid tall person. Just before it leaves his fingers he adjusts it ever so slightly so that the explosion misses Chuffy and Poog.
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After Chuffy sticks his dogslicer into the female ogre soft spots Mogmurch's bomb hitting her in the side is too much for her to deal with..she slumps to the ground looking at Reta while she says.."Your head..it's soooo big..it would have completed my stuffed goblin..." before some blood bubbles out of her mouth as her head hits the floor.
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Just to repeat the next room's description;
A huge, bloodstained table sits in the center of this filthy kitchen, and to the south lies a heap of furs arranged in the rough approximation of a mattress. The place reeks of rotten meat from numerous poorly executed taxidermy projects that lie scattered around the room, including partially stuffed pigs, birds, bobcats, and even a goblin body with a mass of bloody straw and sticks protruding from its neck instead of a head.
As you take a closer look at the stuffed goblin you notice he's wearing very , very nice studded leather armor.
The female has one medium sized morning star and a gourd..as well as medium sized chainmail.
You hear some noise coming from the ceiling, you can see a trapdoor in it...which is about to open.
Reta's search doesn't turn up anything else
Poog is going to stand near the trapdoor with his wand of soundburst in hand. As soon as the trapdoor opens, he's going to blast whatever's up there.
Mogmurch stands ready to throw a bomb at whatever opens the trapdoor.
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A large humanoid appears as the trapdoor opens fully. He wears hide armor made from several firepelt cougars, and an elk skull converted into a mask and helm to make himself look more ferocious. Whether or not the missing
antler adds to this visage of ferocity or detracts from it is largely a matter of taste. He's wielding a spear in one of his hands which tip is bursting into flames..
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You guys
Pa Munchmeat
Blast him!
Poog happily fires off a sound burst into the upstairs room that the giant longlegs is in.
♫♪Sometimes where the boom boom blooooows♪♫
♪♫Is not my fault—that's how it goooooes♫♪
Mogmurch throws a bomb through the trapdoor.
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Poog throws a burst of sound through the open trapdoor, it seems to hurt Pa's tender ears...as a small tickle of blood runs out of one of them.
Mogmurch throws a bomb after it hitting Pa right in the chest, but the resulting explosion seems to stop just half an inch short of actually touching and burning the ogre
Reta eats a gourd and also spits fire at the ogre but she sees the same as Mogmurch..the fire just doesn't reach his skin and other burny parts.
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Chuffy (with his crossbow?)
Pa Munchmeat
You guys again
Longlegs has magic! Woe is Poog!
Hah! Gobs not so easy to burn!
Giant twolegs is fire-resistant! And castery! Stab him so he can't cast spells on goblins!
After dodges the fire, Poog will try and stab Pa somewhere painful with his sword.
Mogmurch retrieves a flask of acid from his belongings and prepares to throw it at the big fellow.
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Incredibly! Poog manages to pierce the ogre's armor and though hide and is able to draw blood
Chuffy at the same time finds a not armored place on the ogre's body to shoot a crossbow bolt into.
The poison doesn't seem to be slowing Pa down
Mogmurch takes out a flask of acid and readies to throw it
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Reta
Pa Munchmeat (+ready from Mogmurch)
You guys again
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Reta's arrow hit's Pa's skull helmet but bounces off harmlessly
Pa seeing Poog dodge out of the way of his flaming spear sends it towards Chuffy with a flick of his wrist DC 15 reflex save to negate
Pa starts to cast a spell at which Mogmurch reacts by tossing a vial of acid into his right leg distracting him too much to be able to concentrate on his spell
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You guys
Pa Munchmeat
Poog is quite excited at how well the fight's been going so far. He even managed to stab something with his sword!
Hah! Take that! And that!
Poog finally notices that he's currently the only gob right next to the scary longlegs and his giant spear and decides that maybe he should start to back away.