PbP Gameday 2: PFS We Be Goblins Too (the other table) (Inactive)

Game Master Revvy Bitterleaf

Reta readies an attack instead seeing that her arrow was next to useless.
Readied action, shoot when spell casting. 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (5) + 8 = 131d4 ⇒ 3

Poog steps his dogslicer into the Ogre before tactically taking a step
away.
Chuffy fails to get through the ogre's armor covered skin
Reta readies to attack when Pa would being to cast another spell

init
Mogmurch
Pa Munchmeat

Damage Pa Munchmeat: 37

Going to put Mogmurch on delay for now or since he would otherwise just miss a turn..go full defense

The ball of flames keeps spinning next to Chuffy fire damage for Chuffy: 3d6 ⇒ (5, 2, 2) = 9 Reflex save DC 15 to negate

Pa Munchmeat then tries to stick his spear into Poog twice
to hit Poog's AC: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (9) + 8 = 17Damage if hit: 1d8 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8
to hit Poog's AC: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (9) + 3 = 12Damage if hit: 1d8 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8

init
You guys
Pa Munchmeat

Damage Pa Munchmeat: 37

You hurt Poog! UNACCEPTABLE! Now Zarongel going to make you pay for hurt Zarongel's favourite cleric!

Poog steps another 5' away from the scary giant and casts spiritual weapon

Spiritual Dogslicer: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6
Force: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7

As the blade of force shimmers into existence and begins hacking at the giant, Poog gets out his cure wand. Move-equivalent

Reflex: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (13) + 7 = 20.

+1 Flaming Dogslicer: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (7) + 8 = 15, for 1d4 ⇒ 3 damage.

Chuffy continues to easily dodge out of the way of the ball of flame, but just isn't able to land a solid blow on the big ogre...

Mogmurch throws another flsk of acid at Pa Munchmeat.

Ranged Touch Attack: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (10) + 10 = 20
Acid Damage: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3

Poog summons a see through weapon that attacks on it's own! ..but misses
Chuffy also misses..maybe because he's distracted by the see through weapon
Mogmurch manages to hit Pa with a flask of acid..most of the acid drips down his armor but you see some of his flesh bubble.

init
Reta
Pa Munchmeat

Damage Pa Munchmeat: 40

Reta draws her own dogslicer and flanks the fat one to aid Chuffy seeing that her arrows won't be doing any good here.
Attack 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (9) + 8 = 171d4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3

As Reta moves up to the Ogre he swings his spear at her

AOO vs Reta: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (5) + 8 = 13 Damage if hit: 1d8 + 7 ⇒ (4) + 7 = 11

Reta fails to deal any damage to the ogre. Also..he's in a corner..so it will be difficult for you to get flanking ..and he's large..so he has reach

In return the ogre turns his attention to Reta

"So you think you can hurt me do you?!"

to hit Reta's AC: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (16) + 8 = 24 Damage if hit: 1d8 + 7 ⇒ (7) + 7 = 14
to hit Reta's AC: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (13) + 3 = 16 Damage if hit: 1d8 + 7 ⇒ (7) + 7 = 14

While the ball of flames keeps spinning near Chuffy
fire damage for Chuffy: 3d6 ⇒ (4, 3, 2) = 9 DC 15 reflex save to negate

init
You guys
Pa munchmeat

Damage Pa Munchmeat: 40

Reflex: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (11) + 7 = 18.

Once again, Chuffy manages to dodge out of the way of the ball of flame, cackling madly.

Taking advantage of the ogre's distraction (i.e. the fact that he has taken his AoO this round), Chuffy downs a potion, and fades from view.

Drinking a potion of Invisibility.

I think the hero for this encounter will be Mogmurch and his acid flasks. Keep them coming! :-)

We do think we can hurt you! We Do! We Do!

Spiritual Dogslicer: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (17) + 4 = 21
Force: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3

While singing his sudden song, Poog retrieves his sound burst wand and points it at Pa.

Sonic: 1d8 ⇒ 7 DC 13 Fort or stunned for 1 round

Reta winces at that spear!!!

"Yeah. Cough. We do cough." Reta replies even as she swings her own weapon at Pa!
Swing 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (11) + 8 = 191d4 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

Chuffy disappears from sight after having a drink.
The see through weapon manages to hit Pa and the burst of sound Fort save Pa: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (1) + 10 = 11 stuns him! He drops his spear on the floor
And even Reta manages to get an attack in!

init
Mogmurch
Pa Munchmeant

Damage Pa Munchmeat: 53

Hidden from sight, Chuffy attempts to scuttle around the ogre, attempting to pin him in the corner...

Stealth: 1d20 + 18 + 20 ⇒ (1) + 18 + 20 = 39.

...and then attempts to stab him, fading back into view as he does so.

+1 Flaming Dogslicer: 1d20 + 8 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 8 + 2 = 20, for 1d4 + 2d6 ⇒ (4) + (3, 1) = 8 damage.

With one carefully placed stab Chuffy is able to bring the giant ogre to it's knees..it looks up at the ceiling and screams.."Why? Why? Why did it have to be goblins?!" before too much blood runs out of his mouth and he's unable to speak anymore and his head crashes into the floor. His antlered skull helmet rolls of his head and ends up at Chuffy's feet

Pa is carrying his medium (so two-handed for goblins) flaming spear, a wand and 3 more gourds.

What do you want to do?

Chuffy eagerly scoops up the helmet in both hands, before plopping it down on his head... he tries to make it look fearsome, but when the base of the helmet is resting on one's shoulders, one looks more comical than dangerous.

Scoop up the rest of the treasure, and then see what is in the other rooms?

Also, there is still whatever was underneath the house...

What he said.

The room upstairs:

The dominant feature of this room is a large bed—really nothing more than a nest made of old mattresses, loose straw, and mud.
The fleas swarming on the “bed” are obvious from several feet away. A single trap door sits in the ceiling above.

Among the clutter in the bed are scattered 275 gp, six gourds of fire burping, a cage containing a dead wolverine (the wolverine still wears an amulet around its neck), a sack of straw with a gold needle lost in it (the needle is worth 100 gp), and a large, badly made, taxidermic dire corby (a gift to Pa from Guffy).

The trapdoor leads to the cupola on the roof that houses Turkey Vultures.

A flat, circular cupola with a sagging roof sits atop the house. Its floor is splattered with bird droppings.

You want to check out what's in the hay underneath the house now?

Sure!

A large open area under the house has been filled with straw, branches, and uprooted underbrush—something big has made a nest of it. A trap door is set in the ceiling above.

The straw is 8 feet deep and very dusty.

You can make out that something's moving inside the big pile of hay

How do you want to proceed?

Go back upstairs, open the trapdoor, and rain death down on the thing below?

fine by me ;), but I'd like at least someone else to agree with that plan before I roll initiative

Reta claims the burning spear and the amulet.
I'm fine with the rain of death idea!
She then cuts off the head and places it on the headless goblin.

"There. There. No point losing your head over this....."
Perception, peer into nest... 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (12) + 10 = 22

Poog's joy at the giant's death is dampened by the pain he is in. So while the others are running about, he will activate his cure wand; first on himself, then on Reta.

CLW Poog: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4
CLW Poog: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 1 = 8

CLW Reta: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5
CLW Reta: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3
CLW Reta: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 1 = 8

Go back upstairs, open the trapdoor, and rain death down on the thing below?

By "death" do you mean "fire"? It's hiding in a pile of hay. We're goblins. I think the solution presents itself.

Reign of Fire indeed.

"Yes, let us rain doom upon the filthy heads of our doomed enemies."

We got many gourds......More than enough for the whole place you think?

After looting the rest of the house and healing up you guys gather at the trapdoor, open it and after Reta confirms that there is a large bear like creature moving around in the hay prepare to rain down fire

init
Surprise round for you guys
Chuffy, Reta, Poog
Bear like creature
Mogmurch

"Explosions! I gotta have more explosions!" Mogmurch cackles maniacally as he launches a bomb at the big bear-like creature.

Ranged Touch Attack: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (20) + 10 = 30
Bomb Damage: 2d6 + 2 ⇒ (5, 6) + 2 = 13

Poog puts his wands away before joining the others at the trapdoor.

How much space is there under the trapdoor? Is there sufficient space to fireball the bear-thing without having goblins in the blast? If so, then Poog will use his fireball wand. If not, then he'll burning hands the beast and the surrounding hay pile.

fireball wand, min caster level: 5d6 ⇒ (4, 6, 6, 3, 4) = 23 DC 14 reflex for half.
or
burning hands: 3d4 ⇒ (2, 4, 1) = 7 DC 13 reflex for half.

@cuatroespada: That was a crit-threat :-) You should see if you can confirm (which you probably will, since flat-footed touch is generally fairly low...

Surprise Round:

Chuffy fires his crossbow at the bear-creature...

Crossbow: 1d20 + 7 + 1 ⇒ (9) + 7 + 1 = 17, for 1d3 + 2d6 ⇒ (3) + (5, 3) = 11 Piercing damage.

Round 1:

...then reloads, and fires again...

Crossbow: 1d20 + 7 + 1 ⇒ (14) + 7 + 1 = 22, for 1d3 + 2d6 ⇒ (2) + (4, 6) = 12 Piercing damage.

...before stepping back (a 5' step, to be precise) to put himself out of immediate harm.

Reta shoots with her animal bane arrows.
Surprise Round Shoot 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (8) + 8 = 161d4 + 2d6 ⇒ (1) + (4, 4) = 9
Round 1 Shoot 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (16) + 8 = 241d4 + 2d6 ⇒ (3) + (5, 2) = 10

It's 10 ft high (8ft of that is filled with hay)..the fireball is 20ft..so I wouldn't advice he fireball if you don't want to be in it ;)

Mogmurch lobs a bomb into the hay..aiming for the creature that's moving around inside it..he manages to get in a lucky shot to confirm: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (9) + 10 = 19Extra damage: 1d6 ⇒ 2

Poog sends in some more fire Reflex save: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 12

Chuffy shoots a crossbow bolt into the hay and manages to hit the creature hidden in it

Reta quickly shoots 2 arrows into the thing managing to hit it twice.
Chuffy shoots another bolt into it before stepping away

The bear thing goes down in the hay...and you don't see it coming up..you do see some red liquid through the area though

Out of combat

Assuming you go look at what you killed;
You go down into the hay which makes you cough a lot due to the amount of dust in here and a bit of smoke cause when you set some of it on fire
You see a large bear, but its head it that of a giant owl..not of a bear. Hidden inside the hay are a number of very large eggs.

What do you want to do?

Chuffy looks at the 'owl-bear' with wide eyes, which grow even wider when he sees the eggs.

"Those will make some *big* omelettes!"

Reta slurps......and drools..... at Chuffy's words.
"We take them now yes?"

"Sounds good to me!"

Unless someone still wants to do something here?

You have a nice little picknick with some big omelets cooked on the burning remains of the ogre's house before you head back to _your_ new tribe.

You pack up the remaining egg(s) for lunch later..or to use for something else and you head out. When you arrive the tribes goblins cheer. The Birdcrunchers already viewed you as heroes for your performance in the dares, but returning from the Munchmeat farm victorious secures your role in Birdcruncher history as the greatest goblins of all time—especially if you return with enough gourds of fire burping to share with the tribe!

Don't think so.

Poog's not too worried about the eggs one way or the other; he's just going to prop up Chuffy as the new chief and look for opportunities to replace Wise Mummy as the power behind the goblin-equivalent-of-a-throne.

Mogmurch will be happy when he can have a quiet little place where he is revered by many willing test subjects.

Reta is going to play with squealy and train up a goblin cavalary lol.

Goblin cavalry sounds good to me ;-) Fear the Pigs!