MiniGM's Council of Thieves

Game Master Vuvu

Miro dodges and weaves and starts trying to bite Exxor again
I can still taste her lovely sweat box! She fed me such tears of ecstasy! LIAR! I ripped out her bumpy tummy, and her hot screams were for ME! NO! Mommy bled for us both! She bled for us BOTH!

Grapple: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (7) + 3 = 10

SQUERRRRKKKK!

Hedgehog attack: 1d20 ⇒ 6

Exxor don’t forget that save

[popcorn] munch[/popcorn]

Fortitude Save: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6

Would the Blue Whinnis affect Exxor - it is an injury poison, not inhaled....if so, goodnight! Otherwise...

Nipple salad!

If only there was a way to improve your save..

merciful strike: 1d20 + 9 - 4 ⇒ (16) + 9 - 4 = 21
Subdual Damage: 1d10 + 6 ⇒ (3) + 6 = 9

"Well then, the hard way i guess."

OUCH! What you do?

Ex I think w they biffed save we can say you swallowed some and you had a cut in your mouth. Cause that was terrible

Shhhhhhhh.... I am enjoying my nap!

The meat puppies, they come to the slaughter, like children to an ice cream truck!

Miro goes for Exxor's jugular , teeth gnashing.
A MEAT CYCLE FOR TWO!: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (1) + 6 = 7

Frank continues to assault Tram's ankles
Hedgehog trip: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1

Profession:Cook: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (18) + 11 = 29

I made finger pizza just for you!

Make sure you mark that damage from Tram clocking you

Waiting on some reaction to Miro. Tram you are behind some actions I think

ZZZZZzzzz....

Marked down, Miro is a tough dude

GO FOR THE EYES FRANK! GO FOR THE EYES!

The Hedgehog turns and looks at Exxor's tasty eyeballs..

Sorry 4th of July things got me caught up at work... plus work drama *sighs*

a good thonging is in order: 1d20 + 9 - 4 ⇒ (2) + 9 - 4 = 7
damage: 1d10 + 6 ⇒ (9) + 6 = 15

"Hold Still... Frank dont make me kick you! "

He growled as he tried to swipe with the broad head of the halberd... it was harder than it looked for certain.

Miro moves to attack Tram with his dagger
Dagger: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (9) + 5 = 141d3 - 1 ⇒ (3) - 1 = 2
Dagger: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (7) - 1 = 61d3 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1

Frank proceeds to get some protein in his diet.
Hedgehog attack: 1d20 ⇒ 10

Dude you guys are terrible at fighting

Im trying not to murder party members :P

"Dont you do it Miro!"

He warns are he tries to sweep the leg with the hooked end of his hoping to trip the halfling up.

improved trip attempt: 1d20 + 7 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 7 + 2 = 19

Miro goes down.

Will you marrow me?

We remind me of another famous trio....I call dibs on "Larry"

ZZZZZZZZzzzzzz.....

Frank keeps gnawing on Exxor

Actually miro since you have a dagger that provokes

I was under the understamding that with the feat improved trip it does not provoke

Oh I’m sorry I forgot you had that

If Miro goes to stand up Tramtris will thwack him good with his halberd... for subdual still. If he just lays there... well He will thwack him even better with his halberd for subdual.

The thwackening: 1d20 + 9 - 4 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 9 - 4 + 4 = 14
damage, subdual: 1d10 + 6 ⇒ (2) + 6 = 8

I assume I am flatfooted? I am still AC 18 so the little booger gets away

Frank peels back Exxor's eyelid for the gooey center..

Poor frank. its not going to end well

Don't roll a 1, or else you'll cut Exxor's head off. Look at it this way, an eyepatch will make Exxor look dashing.

How many rounds is that no Miro?

I lost track in the excitement. Can I have a few more please?

Exxor is unconscious... I am good with whatever. Wake me when my nap is over! Until then, I will enjoy the commentary.

all you Miro. As much as you like

I'm gonna beat you to life!

Miro grabs his last Blue Whinnis to chuck at TramMove to Retrive, Standard to throw

Chuck: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (17) + 10 = 27 DC 14

Frank.....does something unfortunate to Exxor's eyeball.

Those not unconscious have never seen so much urine, especially out of a hedgehog

Tram you can have +3 to your save since it is being thrown not injury

Its all fun and games until.... the halfling fails a will save.
I will have nightmares about this - once I am awake....

Wake up quick, Frank will eat your eyeball next round

Attack of Oppotunity since you dont have close quarters thrower, subdual: 1d20 + 9 - 4 ⇒ (20) + 9 - 4 = 25
confirm: 1d20 + 9 - 4 ⇒ (19) + 9 - 4 = 24
damage: 1d10 + 6 ⇒ (5) + 6 = 11
additional crit damage subdual: 2d10 + 12 ⇒ (5, 2) + 12 = 19

So... 30 points of subdual damage to the tricky halfling.

fort save dc 14: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (13) + 5 = 18

bullrushing kicking frank: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (15) + 9 = 24
Hedgehog soccer ball kick subdual like: 1d3 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5

"You had better snap out of it real soon, We dont have time for this Miro!"

He growled out his face starting to get a nice crimson shade from his anger at this place.

Cookies and screams, all topped with cream!

Tram engages in animal abuse and sends Frank cartwheeling through the air.

It is nice to see Tram engaging in Miro-based shenanigans! I shall continue napping and enjoying the show.
[grabs a handful of popcorn from Mini]Munch[/popcorn]

Poor Franklin

Frank tumbles through the air and pulls out a weapon

This little piggy squealed as it went weweewee down the meat grinder!

Miro stabs at Tram
Dagger: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 121d3 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0

Frank shoots at Tram
Hedgehog with a gun: 1d20 ⇒ 201 = 1

Critical hedgehog: 1d20 ⇒ 101 = 1

knock the halfling out: 1d20 + 9 - 4 ⇒ (5) + 9 - 4 = 10
subdual damage: 1d10 + 6 ⇒ (9) + 6 = 15

"Hold still... it will be better for you in the long run!"

Miro suddenly freezes and starts convulsing, froth coming from his mouth as he flops to the floor and falls still

"Well... this is typical."

He mutters with a big sigh looking at the unconcious exxor, the unconcious Miro and glaring at the hedgehog making sure it was going to calm down before he sighed and set his halberd keeping an eye on Miro while he got some rope to make sure he wasnt about to wake up crazy still . . . Before making sure he was okay.

heal check: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (12) + 0 = 12

The hedhog also seems to be foaming at the mouth. After about 30 seconds both come around. Exxor is still asleep

I'm the director of the poop train...urgghh..

Miro twitches

Quick Tram - Hit him again!!

Wha happened?