
Altai Iscarni |

I'm preparing an action to cast Acid dart on the first idiot to poke his head around the corner. Our friends take another round of gas (surprise round plus round 1). Then it's us (preparing actions, I guess) and then them. I assume Gittik's up front, followed by Oso and me.

Altai Iscarni |

"Not turrbly sportin' chere'. But verrah effective whe dealin' wit' pests!"
"True. But can you really blame me? Also, I've wanted to try this spell for the longest time."
I was also nervous about potential swarms of those nasty insects, but this cleans those right out. This is, after all, my most powerful spell, so I thought I'd put it to good use.

dungeonmaster heathy |

"Haha!" Giggling with excitement, Altai's so happy about his new super-spell that he can hardly stand still
and so the "BMX BANDITIFICATION" of the fighter(s) begins.... he said, sarcastically......

Altai Iscarni |

It probably won't kill Grobnar or any of his cronies; it's just meant to get them out of their positions and damage them a bit in the process. Waiting it out's not really an option for them, as it lasts a minute per level; unless they have truly epic Con scores, they run out of Con well before the spell ends.

Pendobar 'Pip' Bushytoe |

I never knew how much damn snot could come out of my head.
Oh Christ that was a sucky day! We had a jerk who refused to take the mask off too so we were stuck inside until we finally pulled the fncker off him.
Pip, figuring that the casters got this one, keeps his metal song going:
"Groobnar and Ulga,
Sittin' in a room,
Never knowing it's their doom!
Regulators have come to call,
Don't think they'll survive at all!"
Blistering power arpeggio ensues
Perform(string):1d20 + 18 ⇒ (18) + 18 = 36
+2 for everyone ATK/DAM/Charm/Fear

Oso Legumbe |

Oso was all set to step forwards then he stops at Altai's words. Foot a bit off the ground. He then checks to make sure no one has changed his boots for spider encrusted sandals too.
And finishes with casting a spell on Gittik just in case there's a fight...
Protection vs Evil

Elgan Dreadwood |

Elgan just stands ready. He seems to be totally relaxed, and he is. But he stands perfectly balanced on the balls of his feet, ready to move in an instant. The cajunelf frowns at the appearance of the nasty arachnids.
"Nasty lil' buggers. MEbbe not too bad if'n dese in dere nat'ral habitat, wit' enough predaters tah keep 'em undah control. Ah s'pose,..." The druid states uncertainly, obviously having some small difficulty reconciling his desire to protect natural creatures with his newfound revulsion for the face-r@pers.
He follows Oso's lead and casts a preparatory spell of his own. Barkskin, this round.

dungeonmaster heathy |

Everybody preps up spells.
There's much wailing and gnashing of teeth in the fog, and coughing and cursing.
They all seem to be headed to the eastern portion of the room away from the party.
There is much pushing and shoving and smashing into eachother to be heard.
The cloud stays put where it is.
perception d.c. 10
Round 2....group's turn.

Altai Iscarni |

"Unfortunately it won't roll up the stairs. But it'll stay around for a while. I'll dispel it if it becomes necessary." Altai makes a pushing motion, and the cloud shifts somewhat eastwards.
The cloud moves 10' east. At least they got three rounds of yucky death cloud.
He raises his voice a bit. "So, Ulga, while we wait..."
We didn't hear her take off, did we?

Beldan Vale |

“I don’t know, she doesn’t sound that hot … oh, wait, you weren’t asking what I thought of her?”
Beldan loads his crossbow. “I know I’m going to regret this, but want me to go around the corner and have a look-see?” he asks quietly. “The death cloud’s a bit of a way back, right?”

dungeonmaster heathy |

Beldan can't see into the room. It's completely jammed up with the cloudkill spell. He doesn't have to go into the teargas room to figure this out.....
sorry; wasn't expecting any answer for a few......cool though...
As Altai inquires of Ulga, he does make out her voice amongst the coughing and hacking and the "get the eff out of my way" and the grunting croaking cacophony of exuent.ing beings in the mist.

Altai Iscarni |

"Hehe... HEHEHEHEHE... Oh, Boccob, this is just too good... BWAHAHAHAHA!!" Altai launches yet another spell in the general direction of the cursing and shuffling.
That's Confusion. The combo of mental affliction and poison gas is just too good to pass up. The new spell has a 15' radius, so it'll get most everyone in the eastern end of the room. Will 21 or behave "oddly" for 9 rounds.

Altai Iscarni |

I'd forgotten about that scene. It has been too long since I spent some quality time with Meet the Feebles.
Just a thought - as we can't enter the fog of death, perhaps we should fast forward a little? I'll drop the Cloudkill a couple of rounds after the room becomes completely quiet (just in case they try to pull a trick on us).

dungeonmaster heathy |

The fog lifts.
Again, the room is littered with a good baker's dozen of dead kenkus, as well as their destroyed furniture. All the flies and spiders are dead.
The room is (roughly) forty feet by forty feet, give or take the odd alcove and recess. The room looks mostly worked, not natural cavern at all, though it was roughly hewn by the inartful....dwarves did not make this stonework. There's a wall hugging stairway, climbing upward in the eastern side of the room, about five feet wide; it buttresses along the wall in an alcoved section of the room for about 20 feet up rising upward into the cavern's ceiling and then out of view.
At the foot of the stairwell is the corpse of an eight-foot-tall dusky reddish froglike humanoid who apparently ripped half his face and neck out with his own claws.
Next to him is his crumpled compatriot, same breed of creature, who, from the looks (and previous sound) of things fell a great distance after being cloven nearly in twain with some form of slashing implement.
Crushed mangled bone evident in the wound testify to a heavy heavy blade.....

Altai Iscarni |

"Huh." Altai looks over the cloven-headed frogman. "I'd guess this is Grobnar's handiwork; he was talking an awful lot about his axe. Elgan, have you seen anything like these creatures before?"
What are these guys? Knowledge check roll 13 - that gives me a 36 if it is Arcana or Planes, or 27 if it is Nature.

Altai Iscarni |

OK. You haven't converted from slaads to proteans yet for your weird chaos-monster needs?
"Odd. What the hell is a fire giant doing in this crowfolk hellhole with a bunch of slaad mercenaries? And you said she was pulling a fast one when she told us about the Horns?" Altai scratches his beard, lost in thought. "I though Grobnar was a bullywug or something similar, but perhaps he too is a creature made of chaos-stuff. Very strange. At least we got two of them with the gas cloud."
Any noises coming down from the stairs? Any bloody drag-marks or footprints anywhere?

dungeonmaster heathy |

There's blood, spattered all over, presumably from where the wounded falling victim battered against the walls and the stairs as he plummeted to the floor.
You hear some babbling; then some clashing of steel on steel. It seems more like the intermittent energy of tapping blades than a full out standup slugfest.

Elgan Dreadwood |

Wow. I am SO remembering that combination! If i had checked in earlier, Elgan would have pulled out his folding chair and the popcorn,... :)
Looking at the usually more somber spellcaster, Elgan also calls upon the spirits, and feels his body fill with energy as they answer his plea. Bear's Endurance
Elgan glances again at Altai as the chortling continues. He is happy for his friend, but the chortling is a little unnerving coming from the usually sedate spell slinger.
That's not 'BBEG Evil Laugh #1' is it?!? ;P