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Claw the Golem wrote:
Neither Altai nor Claw moves from their spots.

And absolutely nobody argues with Claw about it either.


Female Elven Kensai 17; 122/122 hp; Effects: Haste, Inspire Courage +4, Mass Fly, Mirror Image (7)

I suspect it did not matter this time around, but what's your ruling on the SpellStrike attack and the Haste attack? Do the extra attacks stack? I'm not sure it does, but the bit of research I've done (no authoritative answers found) seem to indicate that they do stack.


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Huh. The spell strike is just kinda a spell you shoot off, like an "offhand weapon" through your sword, so I reckon they "stack" after a fashion.

If you were two weapon fighting and hasted, you'd get another primary attack with your primary weapon.


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Daayum. I am a rules adjuticating machine tonite.


Female Elven Kensai 17; 122/122 hp; Effects: Haste, Inspire Courage +4, Mass Fly, Mirror Image (7)

Ah, true. I was not thinking of it as TWF even though it was described that way in several posts. It just wasn't sinking in. Thanks.


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Right on.
I think the "twf spell in lieu of sword" is the most interesting aspect of the magus anyway.


Female Elven Kensai 17; 122/122 hp; Effects: Haste, Inspire Courage +4, Mass Fly, Mirror Image (7)

It is seriously cool. I'm (obviously) still trying to wrap my mind around the class's abilities. That attack post took me over an hour.


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aww man. 14th level is kinda wild that way.


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I'll be back in an hour maybe.
I'm called in to work tomorrow too......


Female Elven Kensai 17; 122/122 hp; Effects: Haste, Inspire Courage +4, Mass Fly, Mirror Image (7)

Yeah, just a downside of jumping in at a high level - you as the player have not learned the character's abilities over time, so you don't have habits (good or bad) to fall back on. It's all good, and well worth it. I'm having a blast.


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Cool!


M Half-Orc Ranger

Wow! A busy day sure sets you back around here! This group is AWESOME! Reptilian? NICE. Favored enemy goodness! And, since they're Ogres (at least I hope they all are), that's even better. I won't add the bonuses into the rolls, so if the "gubmen" are ogres, please add +4 to attack and damage rolls. If they're reptilian, then please add a +2.

Dok grins as he sees foes crumple. His grin widens greatly as he see their true forms, and he slashes away with abandon.

Falchion attack on G1: 1d20 + 22 ⇒ (3) + 22 = 25
Damage: 2d4 + 10 ⇒ (1, 4) + 10 = 15
Fire Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 1

Falchion attack on G2: 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (7) + 17 = 24
Damage: 2d4 + 10 ⇒ (1, 2) + 10 = 13
Fire Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 2

Falchion attack on G3: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (1) + 12 = 13 DOH!!! Maybe too much abandon....
Damage: 2d4 + 10 ⇒ (1, 3) + 10 = 14
Fire Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 1


The Celestial Dragon

Satari frowns at the unprovoked attack. "A noble young lady should be more polite," he says as his open palm slaps away the blade of her katana, leaving only a thin crimson flesh wound on his forearm.

As Emrael finishes her opponent, Satari glances over at the revealed monstrous form. "Ah, oni. This explains much, and makes this simpler." Satari begins to box the disguised Oni about the ears with precise blows from his hands, feet, and perhaps his knees.

rolls:


Includes +1 haste, +3 inspire, -3 combat expertise.
Attack 1d20 + 23 ⇒ (6) + 23 = 29; damage 2d8 + 8 ⇒ (7, 1) + 8 = 16.
Attack 1d20 + 23 ⇒ (2) + 23 = 25; damage 2d8 + 8 ⇒ (2, 2) + 8 = 12.
Attack 1d20 + 23 ⇒ (15) + 23 = 38; damage 2d8 + 8 ⇒ (2, 5) + 8 = 15.
Attack 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (6) + 18 = 24; damage 2d8 + 8 ⇒ (7, 1) + 8 = 16.
Attack 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (2) + 18 = 20; damage 2d8 + 8 ⇒ (2, 2) + 8 = 12.
Attack 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (5) + 13 = 18; damage 2d8 + 8 ⇒ (6, 8) + 8 = 22.


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Dok wrote:

Wow! A busy day sure sets you back around here! This group is AWESOME! Reptilian? NICE. Favored enemy goodness! And, since they're Ogres (at least I hope they all are), that's even better. I won't add the bonuses into the rolls, so if the "gubmen" are ogres, please add +4 to attack and damage rolls. If they're reptilian, then please add a +2.

Dok grins as he sees foes crumple. His grin widens greatly as he see their true forms, and he slashes away with abandon.

Falchion attack on G1: 1d20+22
Damage: 2d4+10
Fire Damage: 1d6

Falchion attack on G2: 1d20+17
Damage: 2d4+10
Fire Damage: 1d6

Falchion attack on G3: 1d20+12 DOH!!! Maybe too much abandon....
Damage: 2d4+10
Fire Damage: 1d6

Dok hits G1 and G2. Neither falls, and G3 ducks the falchion slash, laughing at Dok; "not too good with that thing are you?" he bravados out of his yaphole.


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Satari-san wrote:

Satari frowns at the unprovoked attack. "A noble young lady should be more polite," he says as his open palm slaps away the blade of her katana, leaving only a thin crimson flesh wound on his forearm.

As Emrael finishes her opponent, Satari glances over at the revealed monstrous form. "Ah, oni. This explains much, and makes this simpler." Satari begins to box the disguised Oni about the ears with precise blows from his hands, feet, and perhaps his knees.

** spoiler omitted **

Great Satari toys with her, only striking successfully twice. Surely a cunning plan to leave her disoriented. Test her naginata skills before he finishes her.....

"Oh," she responds sarcastically.
"so sorry, kind sir. PARDON MY NAGINATA AS I RAM IT CLEAR UP YOUR BUNG HOLE!!!

Oni;......can't take them anywhere.


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Beldan and Elgan are up to bat.


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soo sleeepy.....zzzzzzzzz.....nitey nite.....


Male Human Rogue 14

“In my defence she’s tougher and uglier than she looked at first glance,” Beldan calls back to Altai. “And ... oops, looks like they’re all flying back out of you pit – OOOOW! One of those guys over there shot me with his boom stick!”

Emrael steps up and deftly takes out the two nearest swordsmen. “Nice moves,” the rogue comments. “Looks like you’ve got this end covered for the moment, see if that old guy needs any help, I’ll give Dok a hand down there.”

The rogue drops his crossbow and draws his fancy new rapier as he takes off, cutting the corner of the rice paddy to avoid the nearest katana wielder to flank one of the gubsmen with Dok, plunging his rapier into his back.

Move (haste) to C8, flank and attack G2: 1d20 + 29 ⇒ (7) + 29 = 36 damage: 1d6 + 7 ⇒ (2) + 7 = 9 plus 7d6 ⇒ (4, 4, 1, 3, 6, 4, 6) = 28 sneak attack plus 7 bleed, plus 2 strength damage.

And the leader in the pit maybe takes 7 bleed if she’s not dead.


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Heh, yep. I'm pretty used to having to catch up on the battle post(s) with these guys now. As I'm usually the one who gets busy at work and had to catch up! I think about 45 posts is the average. ;P

Oooo! I likee the 14th lvl Magus! I may have to get you to help me overhaul my 5th lvl magus I made for Tales of Opal thread. We'll talk! :)

Elgantree sways violently, as if a pushed by a heavy wind. (Even though the only wind in evidence is the passage of the groups weapons as they spring into action!) He calls out in the language of the forest, and calls for an old friend,...

Using my charm that makes Summon a single action, and calling up the Jolly Green Giant! :D

Suddenly, the ground behind the naginato-weilder erupts in a flurry of flying dirt and rocks. As the dust settles, it reveals a stone giant covered in vines. It looks at the naginato-weilder,... and grins.

"My friend says your a bad person. He says I get to play with you."

IN place of my extra attack, move Elgan forward 40' (haste speed included if I did the math right) so he can get within swinging range (remember size and reach) of the nearest enemy.


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I got two kids with three ear infections; I'll be on later in the evening I reckon, once they're all sleepin.


Advanced flesh golem shield guardian

MAP

Elgan Dreadwood wrote:


IN place of my extra attack, move Elgan forward 40' (haste speed included if I did the math right) so he can get within swinging range (remember size and reach) of the nearest enemy.

That gets Elgan to LM 15-16. The big fella pops into being in NO 5-6, where he flanks Naggy with Satari-san; fortunately, he can attack right away. PS: beware the pit!

So, just to keep things moving: Attack 1: 11+21+2(flank)=AC 34, damage 2d8+21=33. Attack 2: 12+15+2=AC 29, damage 2d8+21=31.

Oni!


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Beldan Vale wrote:

“In my defence she’s tougher and uglier than she looked at first glance,” Beldan calls back to Altai. “And ... oops, looks like they’re all flying back out of you pit – OOOOW! One of those guys over there shot me with his boom stick!”

Emrael steps up and deftly takes out the two nearest swordsmen. “Nice moves,” the rogue comments. “Looks like you’ve got this end covered for the moment, see if that old guy needs any help, I’ll give Dok a hand down there.”

The rogue drops his crossbow and draws his fancy new rapier as he takes off, cutting the corner of the rice paddy to avoid the nearest katana wielder to flank one of the gubsmen with Dok, plunging his rapier into his back.

Move (haste) to C8, flank and attack G2: 1d20 + 29 damage: 1d6 + 7 plus 7d6 sneak attack plus 7 bleed, plus 2 strength damage.

And the leader in the pit maybe takes 7 bleed if she’s not dead.

Beldan goes mobile on these byoches!

He runs the gubman through, and g2 takes 44 hp and 2 str damage.

Blood gushes through his leather armor.....


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Claw the Golem wrote:

MAP

Elgan Dreadwood wrote:


IN place of my extra attack, move Elgan forward 40' (haste speed included if I did the math right) so he can get within swinging range (remember size and reach) of the nearest enemy.

That gets Elgan to LM 15-16. The big fella pops into being in NO 5-6, where he flanks Naggy with Satari-san; fortunately, he can attack right away. PS: beware the pit!

So, just to keep things moving: Attack 1: 11+21+2(flank)=AC 34, damage 2d8+21=33. Attack 2: 12+15+2=AC 29, damage 2d8+21=31.

Oni!

JGG messes her universe up pretty bad.

She's still up, but turns into regular form.
She is red skinned with a blue pig nose, gibbonlike long arms, and all the worst aspects of a threeway between a hobgoblin, a praying mantis, and a mandrill that some sick wizard cast a spell on to make a Monster Manual creature.

Now the badguys........in a few minutes there,....


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g1 through g3 drop their gubs, pull their big ass clubs, giving an aoo out to Beldan and Doc;

unless an aoo takes any of the bastards out,....

g1 hits Beldan for 18 hp,

g2 misses Beldan,

and

g3 hits dok for 13 hp.

then,

k3 five foots to Emrael and
hits ac 35 for 13 hp,
hits ac 29 for 10 hp, and
hits ac 11 which I know misses her.

and,

k4 flies over emrael, can be aood as settles to the ground flanking emrael.
the flying samurai hits ac 29 for 12 hp.

g4 stands up; aoo from JGG is available.

finally,

the naginata wielder goes after Satari San.
"I'll deal with you next ugly!" she hisses at JGG.

she hits ac 36 for 15 hp,
she misses,
she hits ac 27 for 20 hp.

Group's attack, awa aoo's for Dok, Beldan, JGG, and Emrael as described above.


Male Human Rogue 14

Beldan AoOs G2, still flanking so sneak attack applies.
Sneak attack AoO: 1d20 + 29 ⇒ (5) + 29 = 34 Damage: 1d6 + 7 + 7d6 ⇒ (1) + 7 + (3, 5, 5, 3, 1, 4, 4) = 33.


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g2 still stands after the aoo, but he's been run through real good like.


Male Human Rogue 14

Beldan attacks G2 again on his turn then; Sneak attack: 1d20 + 29 ⇒ (19) + 29 = 48 Damage: 1d6 + 7 + 7d6 ⇒ (2) + 7 + (5, 1, 3, 5, 2, 6, 1) = 32.

EDIT: Crit confirm: 1d20 + 29 ⇒ (13) + 29 = 42 Damage: 1d6 + 7 ⇒ (5) + 7 = 12

If he falls, he’ll continue his full attack action on G1, otherwise he’ll keep whaling on G2.


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That does the trick on g2.
sheesh!


Male Human Rogue 14

“These guys are tough,” Beldan comments to Dok, wincing at his bruised shoulder before turning his attention to G3 (not G1 after all).

Attack 2: 1d20 + 27 ⇒ (2) + 27 = 29 Damage: 1d6 + 7 ⇒ (4) + 7 = 11
Attack 3: 1d20 + 22 ⇒ (10) + 22 = 32 Damage: 1d6 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8

then 5 foot step to C9.


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Beldan hits both times; it's not going down though.

"I've fought better than you, boy, and sent them screaming to the hell of eternal death by 1,000 cuts;" it says to Beldan in Flanaess common.
"Damn right we're tough."


M Half-Orc Ranger

Dok strikes at the nasty on his left (G1) with a hard sideways slash as the opportunity presents itself.

AoO: 1d20 + 22 ⇒ (19) + 22 = 41
Damage: 2d4 + 10 ⇒ (1, 2) + 10 = 13
Fire Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 2

AoO Crit Confirm: 1d20 + 22 ⇒ (18) + 22 = 40 YES!!!
Crit Damage: 2d4 + 10 ⇒ (3, 4) + 10 = 17


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G1's still standing after the aoo. These guys eat concrete for breakfast.


M Half-Orc Ranger

Dok isolates himself from Beldan's foe (with a five foot step to A7, please.), following up the hard slash with several strikes, pressing his advantage against his enemy...

Falchion attack 1: 1d20 + 22 ⇒ (11) + 22 = 33
Damage: 2d4 + 10 ⇒ (4, 3) + 10 = 17
Fire Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 2

Falchion attack 2: 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (14) + 17 = 31
Damage: 2d4 + 10 ⇒ (3, 3) + 10 = 16
Fire Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 5

Falchion attack 3: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (1) + 12 = 13
Damage: 2d4 + 10 ⇒ (4, 4) + 10 = 18
Fire Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 3


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Two outta three aint bad;
the first two swings slash into g3, and the oni's blood spills on the road.
It brays like an angry mule, growls like a tiger, and gets ready to heave its tetsubo club....


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check you later; tired+milk=zzzzzzzzzzzz


Female Elven Kensai 17; 122/122 hp; Effects: Haste, Inspire Courage +4, Mass Fly, Mirror Image (7)

Emrael concentration on her defense amidst her slashing cuts pays off as none of the samurai's blades reach her. As the second samurai flies in, she slashes at it, her sword darting out like a viper's tongue.

AoO 1d20 + 28 ⇒ (7) + 28 = 35
Damage 1d10 + 15 ⇒ (6) + 15 = 21


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

JGG AoO on the stand-upper

The Jolly Green Giant plants his (It's?) club onto the one as it attempts to stand up,...

1d20 + 21 + 2 ⇒ (11) + 21 + 2 = 342d8 + 21 ⇒ (7, 6) + 21 = 34

"Aaaaannnnd Staaaaaayyy Doooowwwn!" Both JGG and Elgantree call out in strange stereo synchronicity.


Female Elven Kensai 17; 122/122 hp; Effects: Haste, Inspire Courage +4, Mass Fly, Mirror Image (7)

Emrael concentrates her attacks initially on K4. If he falls, she directs the rest of her attacks on her other foe. As she spins in her defensive posture, her left hand returns to her sword, driving the blade deeper with each cut. Activating Arcane Accuracy again

Haste attack 1d20 + 25 ⇒ (1) + 25 = 26
Damage 1d10 + 26 ⇒ (1) + 26 = 27

Regular attack 1d20 + 25 ⇒ (11) + 25 = 36
Damage 1d10 + 26 ⇒ (5) + 26 = 31

Regular attack 1d20 + 22 ⇒ (18) + 22 = 40
Damage 1d10 + 26 ⇒ (9) + 26 = 35
Crit Confirm 1d20 + 22 ⇒ (19) + 22 = 41
Damage 1d10 + 26 ⇒ (7) + 26 = 33


The Celestial Dragon

Satari smiles patiently, accepting again a single cut, this time to his upper thigh. "You have speed, but your focus is a little sloppy. You are impatient. And impolite!"

The old man spins, smoothly avoiding the oni's last attack, and settles into a more aggressive stance, elbows folded close to his body. He glances up and raises an eyebrow as the huge-bodies stone creature rears up behind his opponent. Then, checking that his companions-of-the-moment fair well, he settles in to test the oni's defenses once more.

Drop combat expertise, use power attack. Does the giant count as a flanking buddy? Haven't included any flanking bonuses.
Attack 1d20 + 23 ⇒ (15) + 23 = 38; damage 2d8 + 14 ⇒ (7, 6) + 14 = 27
Attack 1d20 + 23 ⇒ (3) + 23 = 26; damage 2d8 + 14 ⇒ (2, 6) + 14 = 22
Attack 1d20 + 23 ⇒ (20) + 23 = 43; damage 2d8 + 14 ⇒ (5, 2) + 14 = 21
Attack 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (15) + 18 = 33; damage 2d8 + 14 ⇒ (1, 4) + 14 = 19
Attack 1d20 + 18 ⇒ (7) + 18 = 25; damage 2d8 + 14 ⇒ (6, 1) + 14 = 21
Attack 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (10) + 13 = 23; damage 2d8 + 14 ⇒ (8, 7) + 14 = 29

Crit confirm: Attack 1d20 + 23 ⇒ (14) + 23 = 37; damage 2d8 + 14 ⇒ (8, 7) + 14 = 29


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Emrael Bladewalker wrote:

Emrael concentration on her defense amidst her slashing cuts pays off as none of the samurai's blades reach her. As the second samurai flies in, she slashes at it, her sword darting out like a viper's tongue.

AoO 1d20 + 28
Damage 1d10 + 15

she hits k4, and the oni still fights on.


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Elgan Dreadwood wrote:

JGG AoO on the stand-upper

The Jolly Green Giant plants his (It's?) club onto the one as it attempts to stand up,...

1d20+21+2; 2d8+21

"Aaaaannnnd Staaaaaayyy Doooowwwn!" Both JGG and Elgantree call out in strange stereo synchronicity.

He sits back down; not dead though.


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Emrael Bladewalker wrote:

Emrael concentrates her attacks initially on K4. If he falls, she directs the rest of her attacks on her other foe. As she spins in her defensive posture, her left hand returns to her sword, driving the blade deeper with each cut. Activating Arcane Accuracy again

Haste attack 1d20 + 25
Damage 1d10 + 26

Regular attack 1d20 + 25
Damage 1d10 + 26

Regular attack 1d20 + 22
Damage 1d10 + 26
Crit Confirm 1d20 + 22
Damage 1d10 + 26

K4 falls after two slashes, and K3 takes a gnarly crit to the neck, is bleeding bad, but barely stands to fight onward.


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Satari-san wrote:

Satari smiles patiently, accepting again a single cut, this time to his upper thigh. "You have speed, but your focus is a little sloppy. You are impatient. And impolite!"

The old man spins, smoothly avoiding the oni's last attack, and settles into a more aggressive stance, elbows folded close to his body. He glances up and raises an eyebrow as the huge-bodies stone creature rears up behind his opponent. Then, checking that his companions-of-the-moment fair well, he settles in to test the oni's defenses once more.

Drop combat expertise, use power attack. Does the giant count as a flanking buddy? Haven't included any flanking bonuses.
Attack 1d20+23; damage 2d8+14
Attack 1d20+23; damage 2d8+14
Attack 1d20+23; damage 2d8+14
Attack 1d20+18; damage 2d8+14
Attack 1d20+18; damage 2d8+14
Attack 1d20+13; damage 2d8+14

Crit confirm: Attack 1d20+23; damage 2d8+14

The giant does indeed count as a flank bud.......and the grand old gentleman Satari San pummels his foe into oblivion, Ip Man style wupass.


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And,......Elgan's attack, as well as Altai, Claw, Pip, and JGG's main attack.......


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Claw and Altai stay where they are; Altai casts Magic missile on K3. Damage 5d4+5=19.


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K3 is al most dead....

so Pip, Elgan, and JGG left.


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milk run. back in an hour.


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Huzzzzah!


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stepping out for a couple hours.


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder

Pip limbers his bow and shoots, his sword hanging next to him singing loudly

Another ballbuster week I'm on phone, trying new paste up. Pip will focus on whoever needs finishing off

:

Additional damage for Manyshot: 1d8 + 17 ⇒ (1) + 17 = 18

Bow Attacks (farther than 30'/all feats/Inspire courage/Haste/+2bow/+3arrows):

1d20 + 18 ⇒ (11) + 18 = 291d20 + 18 ⇒ (5) + 18 = 231d20 + 16 ⇒ (16) + 16 = 321d20 + 16 ⇒ (9) + 16 = 251d8 + 17 ⇒ (5) + 17 = 221d8 + 17 ⇒ (6) + 17 = 231d8 + 17 ⇒ (5) + 17 = 221d8 + 17 ⇒ (5) + 17 = 22

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