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TOTP Nudity involving McArtor? Hmm....


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:

I posted one pic and its old as dirt. =P

I'm so bad at these websites.
I want you to finish your dear Uncle Bender; here's a semi-automatic 45; he's sleeping off the alcohol now. :-)

M's fatherly messages decoded accurately.


Mothman wrote:

So my partner Maryanne was hit on in a cafe today by an older gentleman wearing an expensive looking suit. His line was "Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are? Like a movie star." Then he offered to buy her a drink.

And this was all with the baby sleeping in the pram beside her!

She blames the breastfeeding enhanced boobs for the attention.

I'm sorry, what was that? I was looking at your beautiful baby. {Stolen shamelessly from Conan}


Something has gone wrong with the new hawtness!!!


I predict some messy days in the Zombie household.

This getting up at 5 thing makes for a painful Friday morning.


Why do I watch documentaries on cable in my discipline? Out of Egypt: The Birth of the Devil, makes me want to pry my eyes out with a fork. Like certain threads I refuse to look at, I suppose. Just enough knowledge to be dangerous (with a healthy foundation of prejudice.)


Sharoth wrote:
Let us show our support for Freehold DM.

Awright! Something just for me, I'll just *cli-


Urizen wrote:

niel wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:
Must consider getting the boy some gaming related things.
Maybe some giant, plush dice.

I reccomend a nice plushy Cthulu- the one that growls when you squeeze if it's still available.

Heck, I'd want one of those. I wasn't aware a variant of that existed??

I was suprised, too. I got a plushy from the flgs and gave to a friend's little girl. She grabbed it and fell over on it. When it growled at her, her eyes got big and she started running around the room, bumping it into things, and giggling.

So I went back to the store and got myself one. The owner had just restocked and didn't even know they growled.
He hasn't been able to get them since.


Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:
Why do I watch documentaries on cable in my discipline? Out of Egypt: The Birth of the Devil, makes me want to pry my eyes out with a fork. Like certain threads I refuse to look at, I suppose. Just enough knowledge to be dangerous (with a healthy foundation of prejudice.)

Elucidate your hate. I used to feel the same way too, but I realized that its TV and they're working on a very tight time schedule, as the age of the week long documentary going into every possible detail is quite over.


Just a lack of scholarly perspective of experts in relevant fields. Cherry-picking facts and putting them with certain assumptions so that you come out sad ass WRONG in your conclusions.

Well, I gotta go to class. Was I drawn in by the tall attractive brunette? May-be...


Good morning FawTlies.

Thank you all for the kind words, and M for asking after me later. I was at work and unable to get online. Things got better as the night progressed. As long as things today hold out we will have a good weekend. Its payday, which is a blessing. :P

I love you all!


I made french toast for Riley for breakfast, he has eaten 3 pieces!


I am going to watch an episode of Bones. I will be back in 45 minutes. BTW, I am excited that we hit over 700 pages!! You guys rock! And PMG too for making it so we could! The new thread can wait, lets see how far we can push this 'un! :D


Solnes wrote:
I made french toast for Riley for breakfast, he has eaten 3 pieces!

Mmmm... french toast. I could make french toast, since I'm working from home this morning.


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Good Mourning FAWTL!! How is everyone today? Shall we push on to 40,000?


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:

I posted one pic and its old as dirt. =P

I'm so bad at these websites.
I want you to finish your dear Uncle Bender; here's a semi-automatic 45; he's sleeping off the alcohol now. :-)
M's fatherly messages decoded accurately.

Somehow, I think you're trying to say something. The barrel is at the tip of my tongue, but I'm not quite there yet.


Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:
Why do I watch documentaries on cable in my discipline? Out of Egypt: The Birth of the Devil, makes me want to pry my eyes out with a fork. Like certain threads I refuse to look at, I suppose. Just enough knowledge to be dangerous (with a healthy foundation of prejudice.)

Sounds like a fauxumentary from the History channel.


niel wrote:
Urizen wrote:

niel wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:
Must consider getting the boy some gaming related things.
Maybe some giant, plush dice.

I reccomend a nice plushy Cthulu- the one that growls when you squeeze if it's still available.

Heck, I'd want one of those. I wasn't aware a variant of that existed??

I was suprised, too. I got a plushy from the flgs and gave to a friend's little girl. She grabbed it and fell over on it. When it growled at her, her eyes got big and she started running around the room, bumping it into things, and giggling.

So I went back to the store and got myself one. The owner had just restocked and didn't even know they growled.
He hasn't been able to get them since.

I'm curious whether it has a tag that indicates who the manufacturer is?


Justin Franklin wrote:
Good Mourning FAWTL!! How is everyone today? Shall we push on to 40,000?

Don't toy with my SAN check.


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Urizen wrote:
Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:
Why do I watch documentaries on cable in my discipline? Out of Egypt: The Birth of the Devil, makes me want to pry my eyes out with a fork. Like certain threads I refuse to look at, I suppose. Just enough knowledge to be dangerous (with a healthy foundation of prejudice.)
Sounds like a fauxumentary from the History channel.

I love the ones were they advertise that they are going to figure some big thing out, and the show ends with no resolution what so ever.


Lindisty wrote:
Solnes wrote:
I made french toast for Riley for breakfast, he has eaten 3 pieces!
Mmmm... french toast. I could make french toast, since I'm working from home this morning.

I'm kinda starting to wish I had made myself some. :P


Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber; Pathfinder Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game, Starfinder Society Subscriber
Urizen wrote:
Justin Franklin wrote:
Good Mourning FAWTL!! How is everyone today? Shall we push on to 40,000?
Don't toy with my SAN check.

I am pretty sure you can't make a SAN check.:)


Urizen wrote:
Justin Franklin wrote:
Good Mourning FAWTL!! How is everyone today? Shall we push on to 40,000?
Don't toy with my SAN check.

LOLOLOLOLOL, like you have a modifier anyways. :P


Justin Franklin wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:
Why do I watch documentaries on cable in my discipline? Out of Egypt: The Birth of the Devil, makes me want to pry my eyes out with a fork. Like certain threads I refuse to look at, I suppose. Just enough knowledge to be dangerous (with a healthy foundation of prejudice.)
Sounds like a fauxumentary from the History channel.
I love the ones were they advertise that they are going to figure some big thing out, and the show ends with no resolution what so ever.

I call that the amalgam of the search of the Jesus Family Tomb + Al Capone's Vault.


SAN Check:

1d20 - 21 ⇒ (13) - 21 = -8

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!


Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber; Pathfinder Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game, Starfinder Society Subscriber
Urizen wrote:
Justin Franklin wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:
Why do I watch documentaries on cable in my discipline? Out of Egypt: The Birth of the Devil, makes me want to pry my eyes out with a fork. Like certain threads I refuse to look at, I suppose. Just enough knowledge to be dangerous (with a healthy foundation of prejudice.)
Sounds like a fauxumentary from the History channel.
I love the ones were they advertise that they are going to figure some big thing out, and the show ends with no resolution what so ever.
I call that the amalgam of the search of the Jesus Family Tomb + Al Capone's Vault.

I very astute amalgam. Al Capone's Vault still makes me laugh.:)


Second attempt.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGH!!!


Finally caught up. Y'all were busy. Every time I tried to check in, by the time I caught up I was out of time and couldn't post. :)

It's been a crappy week all around. The gastrointestinal bug from hell seems to have run its course. I hope. I ate solid food with only minor pain yesterday anyways. And I am so behind on homework now. :(

Liberty's Edge

*SNORT*

Silver Crusade

I burned my tongue on my coffee :(


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Celestial Healer wrote:
I burned my tongue on my coffee :(

You should probably sue, I hear you can get a lot of money for that. ;)

Silver Crusade

Justin Franklin wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
I burned my tongue on my coffee :(

You should probably sue, I hear you can get a lot of money for that. ;)

Is not being able to taste food for a day sufficient emotional distress? What do you think, $1m? $2m?


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Celestial Healer wrote:
Justin Franklin wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
I burned my tongue on my coffee :(

You should probably sue, I hear you can get a lot of money for that. ;)

Is not being able to taste food for a day sufficient emotional distress? What do you think, $1m? $2m?

You should probably think bigger, you never know if that ability to taste food will ever come back.


Finally! That Hannah b$$$+ is gone! Now maybe we can get back to Booth and Bones!


My tummy is a rumbling, time to rummage through the cabinets, see what I gots to eat.


Solnes wrote:
Lindisty wrote:
Solnes wrote:
I made french toast for Riley for breakfast, he has eaten 3 pieces!
Mmmm... french toast. I could make french toast, since I'm working from home this morning.
I'm kinda starting to wish I had made myself some. :P

It's not too late! You still could (unless you ran out of bread, eggs, or milk).

On another note, why does the cat insist on sleeping with her chin on my delete key when I'm trying to work from home?


Lindisty wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Lindisty wrote:
Solnes wrote:
I made french toast for Riley for breakfast, he has eaten 3 pieces!
Mmmm... french toast. I could make french toast, since I'm working from home this morning.
I'm kinda starting to wish I had made myself some. :P

It's not too late! You still could (unless you ran out of bread, eggs, or milk).

On another note, why does the cat insist on sleeping with her chin on my delete key when I'm trying to work from home?

Well rummaging through the freezer I wondered what waffles would taste like french toast style....


Solnes wrote:
Lindisty wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Lindisty wrote:
Solnes wrote:
I made french toast for Riley for breakfast, he has eaten 3 pieces!
Mmmm... french toast. I could make french toast, since I'm working from home this morning.
I'm kinda starting to wish I had made myself some. :P

It's not too late! You still could (unless you ran out of bread, eggs, or milk).

On another note, why does the cat insist on sleeping with her chin on my delete key when I'm trying to work from home?

Well rummaging through the freezer I wondered what waffles would taste like french toast style....

DooD! They are awesome!!!!

Silver Crusade

Solnes wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Lindisty wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Lindisty wrote:
Solnes wrote:
I made french toast for Riley for breakfast, he has eaten 3 pieces!
Mmmm... french toast. I could make french toast, since I'm working from home this morning.
I'm kinda starting to wish I had made myself some. :P

It's not too late! You still could (unless you ran out of bread, eggs, or milk).

On another note, why does the cat insist on sleeping with her chin on my delete key when I'm trying to work from home?

Well rummaging through the freezer I wondered what waffles would taste like french toast style....
DooD! They are awesome!!!!

Frozen waffles thawed, dipped in egg, and cooked in a skillet? Good to know.


Celestial Healer wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Lindisty wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Lindisty wrote:
Solnes wrote:
I made french toast for Riley for breakfast, he has eaten 3 pieces!
Mmmm... french toast. I could make french toast, since I'm working from home this morning.
I'm kinda starting to wish I had made myself some. :P

It's not too late! You still could (unless you ran out of bread, eggs, or milk).

On another note, why does the cat insist on sleeping with her chin on my delete key when I'm trying to work from home?

Well rummaging through the freezer I wondered what waffles would taste like french toast style....
DooD! They are awesome!!!!
Frozen waffles thawed, dipped in egg, and cooked in a skillet? Good to know.

And it was AWESOME! (in case you missed that part)


Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber; Pathfinder Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game, Starfinder Society Subscriber
Solnes wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Lindisty wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Lindisty wrote:
Solnes wrote:
I made french toast for Riley for breakfast, he has eaten 3 pieces!
Mmmm... french toast. I could make french toast, since I'm working from home this morning.
I'm kinda starting to wish I had made myself some. :P

It's not too late! You still could (unless you ran out of bread, eggs, or milk).

On another note, why does the cat insist on sleeping with her chin on my delete key when I'm trying to work from home?

Well rummaging through the freezer I wondered what waffles would taste like french toast style....
DooD! They are awesome!!!!
Frozen waffles thawed, dipped in egg, and cooked in a skillet? Good to know.
And it was AWESOME! (in case you missed that part)

Wait how was it?


Justin Franklin wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Lindisty wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Lindisty wrote:
Solnes wrote:
I made french toast for Riley for breakfast, he has eaten 3 pieces!
Mmmm... french toast. I could make french toast, since I'm working from home this morning.
I'm kinda starting to wish I had made myself some. :P

It's not too late! You still could (unless you ran out of bread, eggs, or milk).

On another note, why does the cat insist on sleeping with her chin on my delete key when I'm trying to work from home?

Well rummaging through the freezer I wondered what waffles would taste like french toast style....
DooD! They are awesome!!!!
Frozen waffles thawed, dipped in egg, and cooked in a skillet? Good to know.
And it was AWESOME! (in case you missed that part)
Wait how was it?

AWESOME!


Zzzzzz soooo sleepy! I wonder if Riley is ready for a nap yet...

Scarab Sages

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

I predict some messy days in the Zombie household.

This getting up at 5 thing makes for a painful Friday morning.

We've had messy days since we moved in together. Soon it'll just be a different kind of mess.

As for getting up at 5, though I still do it almost every week day, it's always more during the winter months, when I'd rather stay in the warm and comfy bed.

Scarab Sages

Bitter Thorn wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Bitter Thorn wrote:
Mothman wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
You still did not break it?!?! man no one tried hard enough.
It wasn't through lack of trying. We put in a good effort over the past 24 hours or so.
Indeed, Uri made a herculean effort.

With some slight modifications, I was able to circumvent some of the hawtness that restricts clones.

Even with all of my effort, I'm nowhere the demigod of postcounts that the resident warwoolf is.

15,000+???

I feel so inadequate.

I'm afraid to look at his.

EDIT: I have more than wolfie. How in God's name do you have 15,000+?

Wolfie has more than 51,000. You don't have anywhere close to that. But then he's been here longer than even I've been here.

I'm approaching 5,000. My first post was 9/30/2005 -- going on 5 and a half years of Paizo. Average of a little less than 3 posts a day isn't that bad.

Urizen's first post was July 2009. 16,000 posts in a little over a year and a half? Dude.

Sovereign Court

Wolfthulhu wrote:
Bitter Thorn wrote:
Wolfthulhu wrote:
Wow. Had dinner with my Navy bound buddy and his girl. Steak and LOTS of alcohol... Why do I have to work tomorrow?

No pressure with the big inspection coming up....

Good friends never show up when it's handy, but it's worth it.

Nobody ever tells a good story at a wake about how they went to sleep at a reasonable hour and went to work; that would be too easy! ;)

Inspection happened yesterday morning, last night was a much needed pressure release! Today I go in and start dealing with, 'The List'. :/

Eeeeeew! Hopefully it wasn't awful!

Sovereign Court

Tordek Rumnaheim wrote:

Game night tonight! The intrepid PCs continue exploring Rise of the Runelords book 3: The Hook Mountain Massacre.

** spoiler omitted **

Heh heh heh. Have fun! My players never quite got to the <redacted> in the tower...but RotRL was fun to run! I'd love to play in it myself again someday, or run it. :)

Scarab Sages

Moff Rimmer wrote:
Bitter Thorn wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Bitter Thorn wrote:
Mothman wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
You still did not break it?!?! man no one tried hard enough.
It wasn't through lack of trying. We put in a good effort over the past 24 hours or so.
Indeed, Uri made a herculean effort.

With some slight modifications, I was able to circumvent some of the hawtness that restricts clones.

Even with all of my effort, I'm nowhere the demigod of postcounts that the resident warwoolf is.

15,000+???

I feel so inadequate.

I'm afraid to look at his.

EDIT: I have more than wolfie. How in God's name do you have 15,000+?

Wolfie has more than 51,000. You don't have anywhere close to that. But then he's been here longer than even I've been here.

I'm approaching 5,000. My first post was 9/30/2005 -- going on 5 and a half years of Paizo. Average of a little less than 3 posts a day isn't that bad.

Urizen's first post was July 2009. 16,000 posts in a little over a year and a half? Dude.

Warwoof is definitely the posting god of Paizo. I'd like to think I'm kind of like his herald.

Sovereign Court

Lindisty wrote:


On another note, why does the cat insist on sleeping with her chin on my delete key when I'm trying to work from home?

All cats do this, using their sleepy cuteness to disarm your ability to stop them from annoying you. I think it amuses them. Cats have a twisted sense of humor.


Mothman wrote:

So my partner Maryanne was hit on in a cafe today by an older gentleman wearing an expensive looking suit. His line was "Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are? Like a movie star." Then he offered to buy her a drink.

And this was all with the baby sleeping in the pram beside her!

She blames the breastfeeding enhanced boobs for the attention.

Nekkid old guy fistbump

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