
Jezbazeel Ruckskal |

I look to the old man and then at Ragnvald covered in blood across the way: I will ask at the Desnan Temple in Magnimar. I will make sure that the Ulfen is not involved in seeking out a new priest for you good people.
Have we found the Taxman? Or what happened to him? Wasn't that why we cam here?

Jezbazeel Ruckskal |

I reach out and take the sack of coins.
Thank you. And while we do not speak for the government of Varisia, we will speak with our employer so that this now good town receives the benefits of being part of this great land.
If the taxman was sacrificed, what became of his goods? The person who hired us will want some proof that we discovered his whereabouts, or demise as the case may be. Otherwise they may suspect that we just knocked off a merchant train or found some deserted dungeon and quit before we got here.

Jezbazeel Ruckskal |

I look back at Attalas: Well, are you a thief? Or a good warrior. If we want treasure, we can always find gnolls or barbarians or devils to kill. They all have lots of loot. If we took this money, we would be stealing from both this good town and the Varisian government. Do you want the tax enforcers to be following us. I an sure we could beat most of them, but do you want to be looking over your big shoulders all the time to see what assassin is following us?

DM Zyren / Heart of Journeys |

Belongings? Oh yes!
the old man seems relieved that he is able to do something...something that might soothe your temper. he gestures again and soon a horned helmet, a chainmail, a large axe, a beer keg and some very interesting depictions of women from Riddleport are brought forth.
That's all he had, I think.

Jezbazeel Ruckskal |

I look at the items and listen to Attalas.
Turning to Attalas. It might be proof we collected the taxes, but not that we found the taxman.
When the equipment is brought.
This is proof. I look at the pictures. Not a very good judge of women from my point of view. Surprised he did not die of some strange disease, or angered husband.
I thank the man. Is there anything else we can do to help you all before we leave? I think you all have a lot of thinking and talking to do once we are gone as your town leaders have sort of been proven to not be the type of person you want to lead your town. Looking over at the dead bug-mayor. Especially that one.
If nobody else has anything to say, I, as the smallest person in the group other than Mobo, gather the equipment, strap it to my pack, and prepare to head out.

Jezbazeel Ruckskal |

I will speak with the temple of Desna in Magnimar. I am sure that they will send a priest to care for their flock. It is apparent that this village was in the good graces of Desna before this dark one arrived. I am sure that she will take you back now that the dark one has been eliminated.

Ragnvald Hrolfson |

Ragnvald looks up and scowls. "Do not hope. Fight. With your hearts and your rage. This darkness won because you let it/ This time your goddess has smiled upon you for you have nothing I want to take and no warriors I would test my steel upon. But next time, when Gorum walks his blood drenched path through your village again ynot even the innocent will be spared. So you must fight."

Jezbazeel Ruckskal |

You have an ogre, a goblin, a tiefling freak and a Gorum psycho - I thought we were the monsters. (Yeh we have a nice elf in the mix, but we also used to have a Varisian wizard. I could be wrong, but I think that Mobo and Attalas may have eaten him as a snack on the way to find the taxman.)

Attalas |
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We turn every horror module into a bad comedy where the irony is that we're the monsters.
Which I am finding rather hilarious. Soon we will have bands of adventurers out looking to put a stop to what can only be described as a group resembling 'a wandering monster table one mad'.

DM Zyren / Heart of Journeys |

Flight of the Red Raven it will be then.
The guards still eye you vigilantly as you enter Magnimar, but it gets even more annyoing once you are inside the city walls. Passersby openly stare at you, children gawp and a small band of guards is only one street corner away...always.
Jeminda however does not care about your looks and as you reach her house, the mousey woman looks expectantly at you
Where is he? she asks and adds and where are the taxes? then it dawns on her that that was probably rude Oh and how are you?

Jezbazeel Ruckskal |

Have we gotten any more loot? I seem to be a little low - <900 total including what was bought at the beginning and no magic from what I can see. I would not mind getting a Mithral Shirt, magic if possible.

Attalas |

Attalas looks to the others to do the talking. By way of being polite he gives his best big goofy looking grin trying to appear friendly.
Who was on loot split duty? ;p

Jezbazeel Ruckskal |

We are fine, unfortunately I cannot say the same for your cousin. Seems some cult to some dark god had taken over the town. They have now been eliminated. Unfortunately, your cousin was a sacrifice before we got there. We did recover his helmet and other things. And the unpaid taxes, for many years.
Jez pulls out the bag of tax money and the helmet and other stuff from the village.

DM Zyren / Heart of Journeys |

Well, don't worry, he wasn't my cousin, just my brother in law. then the word "sacrifice" seems to reach her brain w...what? Sacrificed, by whom? His task was only to travel to Ravenmoor?! but quickly the jingling coins ask for her attention Ah great stuff, the taxes! The magistrate was already getting nervous, heh. Jeminda presses the bag against her breast like a baby I'm so glad that I hired you, phew. Oh, you can give his belongings to me, I'll give them to my sister...one question, did he fight bravely against this sacrificers?

Nymeria Tárkony |

Nymeria walks along with the group, wondering what her mother would think of her now, off on dangerous adventures with strange-looking folk...
I'm so sorry for your loss Miss Jeminda...Ravenmoor was a strange place gripped by superstition and violence, and I hope at least returning your...brother in law's things will bring you some peace. She says consolingly.

Ragnvald Hrolfson |

Ragnvald can't help but crack a smile at the goblins comment. "HE was sacrificed in the name of soem misshapen god. We wrote it off as a loss until the cult decided to attempt to sacrifice one of our own. This cult now no longer exists."

DM Zyren / Heart of Journeys |

Yeah, so nice that you brought his things, actually, my sister has found a new husband anyway and since he was a violent drunkard, I think our family will survive the loss, ahem. the cheerful cold that is so typical for Jeminda can't surprise you anymore, still, she's a strange person...
Find a tavern?

DM Zyren / Heart of Journeys |

rofl
Only about three doors further down the street you find a tavern from which the smell of roasts and the sounds of many drunken people waft over to your ear. The "Revolutionary resort of the most revolutionary revolutionist" is an obviously Galt-friendly mix of an inn and debate club. Today it's rather an inn since the whole crew of one of Magnimar's large man-o-wars has occupied the place.
Two bartenders and three serving wenches are hardly able to serve all customers and the catcalls become angrier and angrier the closer you get - silence falls over the tavern as soon as you enter. The sailors just stare at you and as one of them topples his tankard off the table it sounds like a thunderclap...

Jezbazeel Ruckskal |

Congrats all - that is 2000 posts.
Jez smiles already liking this place.
Evening gentlemen, don't mind us. Oh, and if anyone thinks that starting a brawl would be fun, remember, the ogre and goblin are the least dangerous among us, at least they have learned not start the fight.
Diplomacy: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (6) + 9 = 15
Intimidate: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (10) + 9 = 19
--> Hmm, not as frightening as usual.