tldr; bard decides to prank wizard, wizard punishes bard by taking a huge s+#~ on his bed
So I'm currently playing a CG Bard (his name is Desmond) in my first ever Pathfinder campaign. The majority of the party is CG (Barbarian, Cleric, Rogue), with the exception of the Paladin (LG, of course) and the Wizard (Ivellious), who is LN.
Ivellious is an elven racial purist, who believes all other races are vastly inferior to elves, although he doesn't take it as far as killing other races. Desmond, being somewhat of a ladies' man (or so he would like to think) has earnt the ire of Ivellious, who constantly refers to him as "scum" although he somehow tolerates my presence - not that we always manage to moderate our animosity for each other, as you will soon learn.
Anyways, this past session we were resting in a tavern, and Ivellious was drinking a glass of fine elven wine and studying his spellbook, while Desmond was quietly playing his lute. Deciding to have a little harmless fun, Desmond used Mage Hand to randomly turn the pages of Ivellious' spellbook, so as to annoy the hell out of him. Ivellious, getting understandably annoyed, used Mage Hand himself, to retune Desmond's lute so it was out of tune. Himself now pissed off, Desmond used Mage Hand AGAIN, this time using it to dump the glass of wine on Ivellious' head. Laughs were had, and the night went on, with Desmond becoming more and more drunk as time passed.
Here's where things turned into sheer hilarity - Desmond, by this stage being completely off his face, failed a Perception check to notice Ivellious leave the room in secret. He soon returned, saying nothing of what he had left the room for. Later on, Desmond decided that it was time to call it a night, and headed for bed.
However, as he lay down, he felt a strange feeling on his arms and chest. Me, feeling rather confused, initially thought that he had been hit by some kind of spell. This was promptly dismissed, as he then noticed the smell coming from around him. Getting up and looking at his bed, he noticed the large pile of elven faeces he had been laying in a few moments prior. While Desmond, having failed the Perception check earlier, did not connect the dots, the DM told me that it had actually been Ivellious who had taken a dump on my bed, as a drunken way of "punishing" me for messing with him. Everyone bursts out laughing at this, myself and Ivellious' owner included.
Anyways, thanks for staying for my story, and I hope to return with more as time goes on.
LOL
Just LOL
Who needs magic when one has body functions?
EDIT: By the way, feel free to post this story on this thread where we tell stories about players doing funny/stupid/amazing things.
I think it would be a funny story to tell.
Hopefully, there's good feelings among the players and it's only the PCs who are annoyed by each other =)
Who says adventurers can't be heroic.
Pretty odd stunt for a Lawful, 'racially superior' elf.
Though you escalated by turning harmless pranks into assault.
Who says adventurers can't be heroic.
Pretty odd stunt for a Lawful, 'racially superior' elf.
Though you escalated by turning harmless pranks into assault.
Oh, everyone was in absolute hysterics when it happened, me especially XD
And I wouldn't call tipping a glass of wine on someone's head "assault", but hey, hilarious nonetheless.