Post your yo llama jokes.
Yo llama is so ugly kids use her for a pinata.
Yo llama got more humps than a herd of camels.
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When correctly reared spitting at a human is a rare thing. Llamas are very social herd animals, however, and do sometimes spit at each other as a way of disciplining lower-ranked llamas in the herd. A llama's social rank in a herd is never static. They can always move up or down in the social ladder by picking small fights. This is usually done between males to see who will become alpha. Their fights are visually dramatic with spitting, ramming each other with their chests, neck wrestling and kicking, mainly to knock the other off balance. The females are usually only seen spitting as a means of controlling other herd members.
Yo llama don't spit; she swallows.
Yo llama's so fat cats think its a giant ball of yarn.
Haters gonna hate.
Everybody's hugged Yo Llama, often at the same time!
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Yo llama's so ugly, no one even approached or looked at it for 6 years.
Yo llama is so fat, when it lies around the field, it really lies around the field.
Yo llama's fur so matted, they call him a rrasta!
Yo llamma so high she thinks the Andes are flat.