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The next poster hears his old hound dog barkin.


Better than hearing it howl.

the poster said it couldn't be done


I ate it raw.

The next poster can fix me a sammich.


I'll just go get my man Big Boy and we'll include you in our man-sandwich!

The next poster thinks Einstein's theory of relativity has to do with housing-prices.


It does they fell straight into a black hole, just wait until the commercial building market collapses.

The next poster thinks everything is arguable

Grand Lodge

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I absolutely do not!

The next poster is unerringly polite.


If you permit, I would like to say the next poster left his lights on in the parking lot.

Thank you.

Scarab Sages

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You coulddn't tell me earlier. Now my battery is dead.

The next poster chose the wrong side.

Liberty's Edge

What can I say? They had cookies.

The next poster is losing their hair.


It isnt falling out, its falling in and clogging up my guts.

The next poster put the harm in harmonica.


Fwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwah!!!

the next poster likes Justin Bieber.


Lightly battered and deep fried in peanut oil.
Tastes like chicken!
The next poster was in St. Petersburg when he saw it was time for a change


So I killed the Czar and his ministers.

The next poster knows my name.


Lou Siffer!

The next poster won an award at an advertising convention


It was a cute little pen stuck through an eyeball.

The next poster came in late.

Liberty's Edge

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But at least I came in.

Teh Nex poxer is a gud speeler.


Wut can i sai, hukt on fonix phowlt mee upp.

The next poster had a secret love.


HAHAHAHAHAHA!

The next poster never stopped to smell the roses.


I was high on catnip.

The next poster took a wrong turn.


I can never remember whether it's left or right at Albuquerque.

The Next poster has their demons.


Do your demons
do they ever let you go
when you try do they hide deep inside?
The next poster is a rainbow in the dark.


Yeah, but I'm all shades of grey in the daylight.

The next poster was there when it all changed.


Change, nothing stays the same
unchained!
yeah yeah you keep on runnin!

The next poster will get some leg tonite fo sho!

Scarab Sages

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I just love fried chicken.

The next poster has a dirty mind.

Liberty's Edge

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All the brainwashing my parents did when I was young made me resistant to the very idea of a clean mind.

The next poster forms his sentences in alphabetical order by the first letter of each word.


Absolute Bushwa!

Any next poster rants vitriol.

Liberty's Edge

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Asshat monkeyfailtard pazil, you don't even know me! I am not a sockpuppet! Epic Fail is Epic Fail! Your game sucks and you are a failure as a human being for liking it!

The next poster is a total newb who is so bad at math he ought to be put up against a board and forced to count the bullets as they enter his body so we can get the answer to how many bullets it takes to kill him! Spew!


Two hundred ninety-seven! Ah! Two hundred ninety-eight! Aahhh!

The next poster ate all my chicken pot pies and fed my dog to the yak.


They were burnt. I think the yak got indigestion.

The next poster made a Drizzt clone.


...only mine had keen, vorpal, rapiers of speed +5 and they were named Sparkle and Fred...and he used alchemy to create a potion of speed injector with an endless supply of elixirs...and his animal companion was a half-elemental weredragon lich...but was also chaotic good due to a helm of alignment change that I got in another campaign over the summer at camp with these guys you dont know.

And he took the vow of poverty and has three levels in a new prestige class that my friend and I made up thats totally not broken...its like a ninja but 'cept its cooler...

The next poster stole twenty bucks.

Liberty's Edge

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I had to get some company for my twenty doe.

The next poster drinks tea with pulp so she can spill her guts to read her fortune.


I'm a he damn you, BLAAARRRGH!!!!!!
Hmm, beware of children.

The next poster plants bird seed.


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And you should see all the lovely birds that I've got sprouting up from the lawn...

The next poster is really an alias of a former poster.


So what if I am?!? You never let me out to play anymore...

The next poster thinks wyverns are the best monster in the Bestiary!


They taste great with guacamole and fried onions.

The next poster snuck up on Calistria while she was taking a bath.


I can be very sneaky.

The next poster wants to be me.

Scarab Sages

...but is forever doomed to disappointment.

The next poster can't deal with this right now.


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!!!!

The next poster only speak in quotes from the Godfather movies.

Scarab Sages

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"I'm gonna make so much trouble for you, you won t know what hit you!"

The next poster dreams of slaughter.


The battles of Culloden, and Antietam, and Fredricksburg, and The Wilderness, and Ypres, and the Somme, and the entire exercise in human cruelty that was the Second world War, yes the good old days.

The poster thinks I've gone too far.

Liberty's Edge

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You need to turn around, the battle's back there.

The next poster is five by five.


25 square feet of one inch hot magenta and lime green checkerboard.

The next poster was hung upside down.

Shadow Lodge

All that blood flowing to my head makes for much better think-making!

The next poster is afraid of George Foreman Grills.

Liberty's Edge

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But not quite as much afraid as am I of Mike Tyson Grills. Rather shout "my thighs, my thighs" than "My ears! my Eyes!"

The next poster thinks "waffling" is a sport involving tennis rackets tied to ones feet while wading in batter.


You mean it isn't?

The next poster is becoming what they hate.

Shadow Lodge

I knew it... It's finally happened! I've become Irv.

The next poster believes he's stumbled into an off-broadway play.

Lantern Lodge

Yes, but you really should see my Miss Feathers rendition of "You Give Me Fever ..."

Though my sources inform me the next poster is a member of the Shadow Lodge!

Scarab Sages

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What tipped you off?

The next poster play with dolls.


And loses, miserably. They cheat!

The next poster saw something that wasn't there.

Scarab Sages

It wasn't there again today.

The next poster is undercover.

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