a real good guesser
wins the lottery big time
no you can't have some
"No, you can't have some."
"This is for adults only."
I hate Dippin' Dots.
Those are the lyrics
To my erotic rock song
Darn decency laws.
Darn decency laws
Wont let me play this ditty
"Shiitake Mushrooms"
Shiitake mushrooms
Nothing like them in my soup
It's good piping hot
One of everything
Two and three of everything
assimilated
Assimilated
No more racial barriers
We are one people
We are one people
united by common faith
divided by sense
I'll pay the extras
But you go pay Pattinson
He just creeps me out
Twenty minutes in
And no fighting in the rink
Hockey is boring
Get a zamboni!
gorilla in pink tutu
take over the world
Take over the world?
No, I'd rather do something
That is worth my time.
Never say never
I might like you better if
We slept together
I have been friend-zoned
She took my can of soda
And my bag of chips
'Alchemist's Dungeon'
Or 'The Dragon's Foul Outhouse'
Which one should I run?
Bus ride through uptown
Could be good or could be bad
Depends on the place
Something is leaking
By the pricking of my thumbs
Could it be wicked?
Could it be wicked?
Yes! Defying Gravity,
song of two witches
The Itch scratches you!
Gotta love their new CD:
Unexplained Rashes
"Can you name that quote?"
"If it is not from Spaceballs,
I probably can't."
I do things Old School
I drive a Ford Model-T
When I go pimping
He helps me score chicks
Based on projected sizes
Quality chicken
"You're not a cheap date!"
I blinded her with pepper
And she paid the bill.
It gave us a ride!
Those donkey shows are the best!
Five pesos an hour.