Monte Cook just made me hate Star Wars...


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By turning me on/off to THIS LINK

And here I thought The Thing That Should Not Be belonged in the Cthulhu universe.

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The Jade wrote:

By turning me on/off to THIS LINK

And here I thought The Thing That Should Not Be belonged in the Cthulhu universe.

Wow, you're easy. It took George Lucas to make me hate Star Wars.


Dammit. I can't check that out for several hours, but your thread title sent out the batbeacon for me to check out. Now I'm going to be kvetching until I get home.


Christopher Dudley wrote:
The Jade wrote:

By turning me on/off to THIS LINK

And here I thought The Thing That Should Not Be belonged in the Cthulhu universe.

Wow, you're easy. It took George Lucas to make me hate Star Wars.

lol. Quick and clever, Christopher. Well played.


eh, Dudes in gold 3po spandex and chicks in vader outfits,Ive seen worse

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This is why there will never be Star Wars on Broadway.


Urizen wrote:
Dammit. I can't check that out for several hours, but your thread title sent out the batbeacon for me to check out. Now I'm going to be kvetching until I get home.

Count your lucky stars. You may be kvetching now, but you'll be barfing later.


Who to blame? France or Disco? It's too early in time to blame Lucas.


But chicks in vader outfits can't be all that bad....unless I have a better imagination....


seekerofshadowlight wrote:
eh, Dudes in gold 3po spandex and chicks in vader outfits,Ive seen worse

On top of its pointlessness, the rudimentary choreography isn't even in sync between dancers. A bad idea performed poorly. I'm going to save this link for if I ever require a virtual emetic.

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The Jade wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Dammit. I can't check that out for several hours, but your thread title sent out the batbeacon for me to check out. Now I'm going to be kvetching until I get home.
Count your lucky stars. You may be kvetching now, but you'll be barfing later.

If this is about what I think, it was linked on syfy's site last week. Eck.


NO!!!!!!!!!!!

That's impossible!!!


David Fryer wrote:
This is why there will never be Star Wars on Broadway.

You do realize it's now going to happen because you said it, right? You know that, right?

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You should check this out.


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Who to blame? France or Disco? It's too early in time to blame Lucas.

Disco is better than this. France is better than this. You can't generalize, there are names out there solely responsible. We should collect them and then send out geeks with guns to do the job untraceably.


When the revolution is over, your capitalistic rebellion will be seen for the paper tiger it really is.


The Jade wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Who to blame? France or Disco? It's too early in time to blame Lucas.
Disco is better than this. France is better than this. You can't generalize, there are names out there solely responsible. We should collect them and then send out geeks with guns to do the job untraceably.

Maybe its the combination of three things that should never have been allowed in dangerous tri-junction?


David Fryer wrote:
You should check this out.

I watched.

I... I think I need to see a rape counsellor.

Darth's (and the very last stormtrooper's) head swinging made me laugh aloud though...


David Fryer wrote:
You should check this out.

That one is far worse, the first link at lest had cheap ass budget and low production values, and not being well thought out to blame.

On the bright side I can now horrify my star wars fanboy brother


After watching that monstrosity I now have an overwhelming urge to poke my eyes out. Thanks Jade. ;)


David Fryer wrote:
You should check this out.

Aaagh! My eyes! Aaagh! My ears!


Look, guys... I think we can all agree that certain links may have been offered that shouldn't have, and that some things were never meant to be seen. I truly hope future visitors to this post can somehow resist the urge to click on these links and come to know the horror from which we now suffer.

I think this was a teaching moment, and what we learned was that just because something does something terrible involving dancing and Star Wars, we don't have to point our friends to it. It's like saying, "This tastes awful. Try some."

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David Fryer wrote:
You should check this out.

Is it me or did the wookie's bag look vaguely scrotal?

I feel dirty.

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You will love this!


But it's like a horrible wreck with fatalities on the interstate. I can't but help to look... Will save terrible.

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David Fryer wrote:
You ill love this!

ok I'm pretty sure this isn't what was mentioned on syfy's site and I have no intention of finding out at this point.

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Ow.

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James Martin wrote:


I feel dirty.

You can't feel dirty until you see Darth Vader dancing to Michael Jackson.

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And now the circle is complete.

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David Fryer wrote:
James Martin wrote:


I feel dirty.

You can't feel dirty until you see Darth Vader dancing to Micheal Jackson.

*So* glad this thread didn't come up before I saw Star Wars in concert last month.


Not being able to view at this point, but threadjacking a little ... has anyone ever watched those Chad Vader skits?

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Urizen wrote:
But chicks in vader outfits can't be all that bad....unless I have a better imagination....

you have better imagination


David Fryer wrote:
You ill love this!

The hooplas are honestly so much better than my link. They at least show effort, skin, and an attempt to please the audience which sounds pretty pleased.

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David Fryer wrote:
And now the circle is complete.

¬¬ someone needs to be killed... now...

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Star Wars Weekends 2010 is a go. Look forward to yet another installment of Dancing with the Star Wars Stars!

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Montalve wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
And now the circle is complete.
¬¬ someone needs to be killed... now...

Come on, you have to admit that the Padme/Darth Vader number was funny.

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David Fryer wrote:
Star Wars Weekends 2010 is a go. Look forward to yet another installment of Dancing with the Star Wars Stars!

Maybe they can get George Lucas out there to bust a move?

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The Jade wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
You ill love this!
The hooplas are honestly so much better than my link. They at least show effort, skin, and an attempt to please the audience which sounds pretty pleased.

And they have a pretty good parade every year.

Edit: I wonder wht the homeowner's association would say if I drove one of those X-Wing carts areound the neighborhood.


David Fryer wrote:
And now the circle is complete.

I think seeing Chewie dancing to disco was more than what my fragile mind could handle.

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Garydee wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
And now the circle is complete.
Seeing Chewie dancing to disco was more than what my fragile mind could handle.

Which means you broke before the truely mind distorting Luke and Leia number.


David Fryer wrote:
Garydee wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
And now the circle is complete.
Seeing Chewie dancing to disco was more than what my fragile mind could handle.
Which means you broke before the truely mind distorting Luke and Leia number.

Yes, I had to stop. I couldn't take anymore.

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Garydee wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
Garydee wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
And now the circle is complete.
Seeing Chewie dancing to disco was more than what my fragile mind could handle.
Which means you broke before the truely mind distorting Luke and Leia number.
Yes, I had to stop. I couldn't take anymore.

Then you missed the best act.


That hurt Mr. Fishy's feelings.

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Mr. Fishy makes David sad that Mr. Fishy does not like David's offerings.


The most horrible thing is...the longer you watch it the less painful and more catchy it is...like they are messing with you mind

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The Jade wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Who to blame? France or Disco? It's too early in time to blame Lucas.
Disco is better than this. France is better than this. You can't generalize, there are names out there solely responsible. We should collect them and then send out geeks with guns to do the job untraceably.

I'm willing to do the job cheap. Of course you have to pay my way to France.

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seekerofshadowlight wrote:
The most horrible thing is...the longer you watch it the less painful and more catchy it is...like they are messing with you mind

It's the Dark Side at work.


Wookies flailing, ewoks, vader won a dance contest. Mr. Fishy died a little, thank you for that, please accept this whale pie you bastard.

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