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The Slaad Thread


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In honor of that great Paizonian Chef's Slaad, and inspired by Caesar Slaad, I bring you the place for all things Slaad!!!


How do you do? I'm Cobb Slaad. Pleased to meet ya.


Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber

This is a pretty cool thread.

I'm the original Chef's Slaad, the king of Slaads and Slaad dressings.


This is great. I love this thread.


Potatoe Slaad wrote:
In honor of that great Paizonian Chef's Slaad, and inspired by Caesar Slaad, I bring you the place for all things Slaad!!!

Dan Quayle?


Bleu Cheese Slaad wrote:
Potatoe Slaad wrote:
In honor of that great Paizonian Chef's Slaad, and inspired by Caesar Slaad, I bring you the place for all things Slaad!!!
Dan Quayle?

By my reckoning, Dan Quayle is a gith of some sort.

Spoiler:
Do you think Potatoe Slaad is a gith infiltrator?


Spoiler:
Judging by the way that he spells potato and the undead vibe I get from him, yeah.


Spoiler:
So, this whole post is a trap?!?


Spoiler:
How disappointing. I got all dressed up to come to this thread.


Tossed Slaad wrote:
** spoiler omitted **

Sayyyy! What kind of dressing is that?


Cobb Slaad wrote:
Tossed Slaad wrote:
** spoiler omitted **
Sayyyy! What kind of dressing is that?

Ranch. I'm not a very healthy slaad.


I'm the healthiest slaad here.


I'm never going offline again.


Green Slaad wrote:
I'm the healthiest slaad here.

My Wikipedia entry shows that I'm pretty dang unhealthy.


Green Slaad wrote:
I'm the healthiest slaad here.

Hey, baby. If I told you that dressing made you look fattening, would you take it off?


OUCH!

Somebody tossed me.


Caesar Slaad wrote:
Green Slaad wrote:
I'm the healthiest slaad here.
Hey, baby. If I told you that dressing made you look fattening, would you take it off?

Fresh! *smacks Caesar Salad*


Huzzah!! More Slaad's! Today the messageboards, tomorrow the world!!

Spoiler:
Oops on the earlier mispelling. I was in a hurry when I did that. My bad.


Potato Slaad wrote:

Huzzah!! More Slaad's! Today the messageboards, tomorrow the world!!

** spoiler omitted **

It's OK, Da..., I mean Potato.


Hi guys, I would have come here sooner, but I was a little ... nervous.


Chicken Slaad wrote:
Hi guys, I would have come here sooner, but I was a little ... nervous.

Dang it! Well I guess that finally answers that particular question ...


Buenos nachos! Is this where the slaads are gathering?


Hey look, we've got us a buffet now.


Chicken Slaad wrote:
Hi guys, I would have come here sooner, but I was a little ... nervous.

Worried that Col. Sanders would show up?


Bleu Cheese Slaad wrote:
Chicken Slaad wrote:
Hi guys, I would have come here sooner, but I was a little ... nervous.
Worried that Col. Sanders would show up?

Only because he's in league with Dan Quayle.

Sczarni Dedicated Voter 2014, Star Voter 2015

Howdy all! I'd've been here sooner, but I've got a bit of hangover this morning.

And hey, don't pick on my uncle, Da-, er, Potatoe Slaad. He has enough troubles lately from my mom, Rosanne. (Sheesh, a few seasons playing a sitcom mom and she thinks she knows everything!)


This is the best thread ever.


Have a good Memorial Day Weekend everyone. I expect to be plenty busy - lots of picnics to attend.


Potato Slaad wrote:
Have a good Memorial Day Weekend everyone. I expect to be plenty busy - lots of picnics to attend.

Watch out for ants!

Sczarni Dedicated Voter 2014, Star Voter 2015

Cobb Slaad wrote:
Watch out for ants!

You said it... they're mighty tasty. nomnomnom


Ah picnics! My favorite thing of all!


Potato Slaad wrote:
Have a good Memorial Day Weekend everyone. I expect to be plenty busy - lots of picnics to attend.

Just be sure there are no left-overs! ;)


Bleu Cheese Slaad wrote:
Chicken Slaad wrote:
Hi guys, I would have come here sooner, but I was a little ... nervous.
Worried that Col. Sanders would show up?

The Colonel! Ackk!! *runs across the road*


Taco Slaad wrote:
Buenos nachos! Is this where the slaads are gathering?

Yep. This is the slaad bar.


Caesar Slaad wrote:
Taco Slaad wrote:
Buenos nachos! Is this where the slaads are gathering?
Yep. This is the slaad bar.

*calls from the back of the bar*

HEY! Is this red wine vinaigrette the only thing to drink around here?


Egg Slaad wrote:
Caesar Slaad wrote:
Taco Slaad wrote:
Buenos nachos! Is this where the slaads are gathering?
Yep. This is the slaad bar.

*calls from the back of the bar*

HEY! Is this red wine vinaigrette the only thing to drink around here?

Don't mind the egghead guys. He's a bit off. Went bad and nobody noticed 'til it was too late.


I hate when that happens.


Caesar Slaad wrote:


Don't mind the egghead guys. He's a bit off. Went bad and nobody noticed 'til it was too late.

*flicks bits of relish at Caesar*


Egg Slaad wrote:
Caesar Slaad wrote:


Don't mind the egghead guys. He's a bit off. Went bad and nobody noticed 'til it was too late.
*flicks bits of relish at Caesar*

Hey now! I know we're chaotic and everything, but can't we all just get along?

flicks some potato bits at Egg Slaad


Egg Slaad wrote:
Caesar Slaad wrote:


Don't mind the egghead guys. He's a bit off. Went bad and nobody noticed 'til it was too late.
*flicks bits of relish at Caesar*

Watchyerself, eggy. I've had guys refrigerated permanently for less.


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You guys lack protean.


Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber

Well, I'm full of nuts and nuts have proteans right?

<shifty eyes>

what? what?


Potato Slaad wrote:
Egg Slaad wrote:
Caesar Slaad wrote:


Don't mind the egghead guys. He's a bit off. Went bad and nobody noticed 'til it was too late.
*flicks bits of relish at Caesar*

Hey now! I know we're chaotic and everything, but can't we all just get along?

flicks some potato bits at Egg Slaad

*Flicks lettuce at Potato Slaad* FOOD FIGHT!!!


Chicken Slaad wrote:
Bleu Cheese Slaad wrote:
Chicken Slaad wrote:
Hi guys, I would have come here sooner, but I was a little ... nervous.
Worried that Col. Sanders would show up?
The Colonel! Ackk!! *runs across the road*

And I thought I was cheesy!


No one wanted me at their picnics. *sob*


Cobb Slaad wrote:
No one wanted me at their picnics. *sob*

At least you're an entree. Half the time I'm just an appetizer that nobody cares about.


I enjoyed several picnics yesterday. Although, at one there was this bear that kept trying to make off with the basket. Weird.


Potato Slaad wrote:
I enjoyed several picnics yesterday. Although, at one there was this bear that kept trying to make off with the basket. Weird.

Was he smarter than the average bear, by any chance?

Sczarni Dedicated Voter 2014, Star Voter 2015

Ooo, I just got a magic missive from poor Uncle Potatoe Slaad:

"Juste gote backe frome a Summoninge. Roughede upe prettye
bade bye a groupe ofe adventurerse. Conjurere didn'te caree;
callede mee 'Faste Foode' and 'Takee Oute Slaaad To Goee.'"


Slaad-Barr wrote:

Ooo, I just got a magic missive from poor Uncle Potatoe Slaad:

callede mee 'Faste Foode' and 'Takee Oute Slaaad To Goee.'"

Point me their way! I'm make sure they have egg on their face for making such insults!

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