Then we're fine as long as the slaadi don't convert to 4e ;)
Actually, we are immune to all D&D magic. We would never succumb to something so arbitrary and wonky.
Hey, we're having a party at the Jack's. You poodles are invited if you wish.
Hey, we're having a party at the Jack's. You poodles are invited if you wish.
Alright! YAP! YAP! YAP!
Hey, we're having a party at the Jack's. You poodles are invited if you wish.
Just because we have no brain does not mean we were born yesterday. Or wait…
Post padding? Srsly?
I was hit with a padded post once. It still hurt....
Then we're fine as long as the slaadi don't convert to 4e ;)Actually, we are immune to all D&D magic. We would never succumb to something so arbitrary and wonky.
Ah, but are you immune to THIS MAGIC?
<pulls out a deck of squeaky toys>
Pick a squeaky toy, any squeaky toy.
Ah, but are you immune to THIS MAGIC?
<pulls out a deck of squeaky toys>
Pick a squeaky toy, any squeaky toy.
Ah, but are you immune to THIS MAGIC? {humps The Great Magici-ant!'s ankle}
Ah, but are you immune to THIS MAGIC? {humps The Great Magici-ant!'s ankle}Ah, but are you immune to THIS MAGIC?
<pulls out a deck of squeaky toys>
Pick a squeaky toy, any squeaky toy.
<shakes his leg to try to get Scrappy-Doo Slaad off his ankle>
Ah, I see I have a volunteer! My he's an energetic one isn't he? Pick a squeaky toy, any squeaky toy.
<shakes his leg some more and then whaps Scrappy-Doo Slaad on the head with his top hat to get his attention, launching a rabbit from the depths of his head gear which scampers out into the Poodle thread>
Ah crap, I'll never catch that little bugger.
<shakes his leg to try to get Scrappy-Doo Slaad off his ankle>
Ah, I see I have a volunteer! My he's an energetic one isn't he? Pick a squeaky toy, any squeaky toy.
<shakes his leg some more and then whaps Scrappy-Doo Slaad on the head with his top hat to get his attention, launching a rabbit from the depths of his head gear which scampers out into the Poodle thread>
Ah crap, I'll never catch that little bugger.
{ignores magician, chases after rabbit instead}
{ignores magician, chases after rabbit instead}<shakes his leg to try to get Scrappy-Doo Slaad off his ankle>
Ah, I see I have a volunteer! My he's an energetic one isn't he? Pick a squeaky toy, any squeaky toy.
<shakes his leg some more and then whaps Scrappy-Doo Slaad on the head with his top hat to get his attention, launching a rabbit from the depths of his head gear which scampers out into the Poodle thread>
Ah crap, I'll never catch that little bugger.
YAP! YAP! YAP!
Meh, I'll go see the Jacks.
*Wanders around for a bit, then drops a landmine*
I don't trust the jacks. Not for one minute.
Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap!
Follows CF
YAP! YAP! YAP!
Runs backwards
PAY! PAY! PAY!
*Follows DLP*
YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP!
*Follows DLP*
YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP!
{steps out of shadows} Stupid sappy little modrons- hey, where'd everydog go?
Cases ribbit.
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*Start to fire cats at random poodles, then upgrades to lions*
NO MORE YEPPING, YAPPING, OR ANY VARIATION!!!
Today is... coffee day!
*goes grab a hot double cappuccino with cinnamon*
*licks coffee*
Mmm. Coffee.
*Start to fire cats at random poodles, then upgrades to lions*
NO MORE YEPPING, YAPPING, OR ANY VARIATION!!!
Yi-, er, Ribbit? Oink? Click-clack-moo?
Yi-, er, Ribbit? Oink? Click-clack-moo?*Start to fire cats at random poodles, then upgrades to lions*
NO MORE YEPPING, YAPPING, OR ANY VARIATION!!!
*Stares at Scrappy-Doo Slaad, then shoots a dire lion*
*Stares at Scrappy-Doo Slaad, then shoots a dire lion*
Ooo, kitty. AUGH! AUGHH! Big kitty, very big kitty!! {runs, chased by dire lion}
Those two poodles look quite alike.... Poor fellows...
Today is... coffee day!
*goes grab a hot double cappuccino with cinnamon*
*licks coffee*
Donut yua now taht cofe iss dab fore puddles?!?!
How about a titanic cat? Or would that be too heavy?
Oooooooooo....
*goes off in search of MM2 to find Titanic template*
Those two poodles look quite alike.... Poor fellows...
I blame their mother
YAP!
I blame their motherYAP!
Mom never liked me much....
Donut yua now taht cofe iss dab fore puddles?!?!Today is... coffee day!
*goes grab a hot double cappuccino with cinnamon*
*licks coffee*
*looks up from eating bag of chocolate chips*
What?
I wish someone would invent a Puddle translation device. YAP!
I wish someone would invent a Puddle translation device. YAP!
Or we could just translate it ourselves. Think of all the fun we could have.
I wish someone would invent a Puddle translation device. YAP!Or we could just translate it ourselves. Think of all the fun we could have.
I've tried that but it just makes my head hurt.
I wish someone would invent a Puddle translation device. YAP!
Donut yua now taht cofe iss dab fore puddles?!?!
Translates to…
Yaaap yap yap yaap yaap yap yap yaap yaaaap!!!!
See what I did there?
In other words... Puddle's posts amount to strident yammering?
In other words... Puddle's posts amount to strident yammering?
Yap!
In other words... Puddle's posts amount to strident yammering?Yap!
Dang, that makes total sense! Why didn't I see it before?
*he lays down a a previously invisible porcipine*
{pushes over a can of Brawndo(TM) Xxtra-Sugar Xxtra-Caffeine}
walks around sniffing the ground, looking for the spot where he buried his favorite bone
Game tonight! The PCs must prevent Mr. Mugabe's Fifth Brigade from killing one Dr. Jonathon Lynch.
I wish someone would invent a Puddle translation device. YAP!Donut yua now taht cofe iss dab fore puddles?!?!
Translates to…
Yaaap yap yap yaap yaap yap yap yaap yaaaap!!!!
On, yua mene "Yeeep yep yep yeep yeep yep yep yeep yeeeeep?!?!"
On, yua mene "Yeeep yep yep yeep yeep yep yep yeep yeeeeep?!?!"
Hmmm, perhaps Puddle is a modern day Asherah, speaking in Olde Pöodle, a precursor ur-language like Sumerian. {goes off to find copy of Snow Crash to read up on it}
On, yua mene "Yeeep yep yep yeep yeep yep yep yeep yeeeeep?!?!"Hmmm, perhaps Puddle is a modern day Asherah, speaking in Olde Pöodle, a precursor ur-language like Sumerian. {goes off to find copy of Snow Crash to read up on it}
Poodles onn teh salad.
Is that the house dressing?
