Best CGI Asian dragon I've ever seen in motion in the film's final five minutes. Does that make it worth watching even two of the film's other insufferable minutes? No. No it does not.
This movie is where bad ideas went to die. The end credits display the number for Suicide Hotline... just in case.
I'll show you guys the courtesy of not linking to the film's IMDB.com entry.
Ugh, that movie was just awful. I only saw about half of it but that was way too much. The name put off from the beginning.
Watching this film is like having a creepy kid pluck your extremities off like a daddy-long-legs.
This film hates me... (right arm)
The films hates me not... (left leg)
This film hates me... (head)
Yeah, it was bad, but if you go into it expecting bad with freinds, you can have a rolicking good time.
Gotta love the scene of the dragon plowing down the street causing all the cars to bounce away into the skyscrapers on either side. Made of win that was.
I especially liked how the protagonist was ultimately nothing more than a divine bomb delivery system. "You are a sucky sucky human, and you suck, so because we know you suck, and will eventually get captured by the bad guys because of how much you suck, we'll strap a bomb to you, with a proximity trigger keyed to the main bad guy. Now, go and suck for all your worth, suck boy!"
So bad. An outrage, wasting 15 minutes of my life and one dollar of my savings.
Hey! Put that in spoilers please. Froggonit! I am afraid you have ruined it for me now!
This movie was so bad it was funny. It wasn't painful in the way that something like Epic Movie was. I haven't watched a movie that made me laugh like this one did since I saw The Marine.
