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I've got a player who is new to the game playing a Dwarven Paladin in my RotRL campaign. He thinks that a Heavy Warhorse is a stupid steed for a dwarf (and I agree) but he's maxed out his ride and handle animal skills and wants a mount when he's eligible, which is next level.
Any suggestions?
A stocky reindeer. Or maybe a dwarven Moose.
A Dire Badger.
War Pony.
A lion.
A Giant eagle.

ArchLich |

*Dire Boar
*Dire Badger
*Giant Crocodile (hey it’s cool)
*Giant Lizard (from the Underdark. I forget name right now)
*Rhino
*Dire wolf (Or for cool roleplaying opportunities a Worg converted by the paladin to his alignment so he can become his mount. See atonement spell etc.)
*bearwolf (mm III?)
*war turtle (now that's cool. Imagine a dire turtle, spikes and all covered in holy runes that are carved or painted in it's shell unstoppablly marching forward in battle.)
You would have to look up the HD but there is some ideas.

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I've got a player who is new to the game playing a Dwarven Paladin in my RotRL campaign. He thinks that a Heavy Warhorse is a stupid steed for a dwarf (and I agree) but he's maxed out his ride and handle animal skills and wants a mount when he's eligible, which is next level.
Any suggestions?
Come on -- War Ponies are impressive.
I have always liked the thought of big cats or dire wolves as mounts. However, something else that might be fun are dinosaurs (ala Eberron). A few other thoughts might be ...
Dire badger
Bears (any of a variety)
Bison
Boar
Rhinoceros
Wolverine
There are a number of different varieties of each of these and templates that could be used as well. Hope that helps.

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*war turtle (now that's cool. Imagine a dire turtle, spikes and all covered in holy runes that are carved or painted in it's shell unstoppablly marching forward in battle.)
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The captain of the guard looked nervously over at the dwarven knight on his majestic tortoise. Ahead the battle raged without them.
"Sir Longbeard, now is the time to charge," fretted the nervous warrior as the steed slowly crawled forward.
"Me and my mount are charging, good friend. You can't rush a dwarf."

Fizzban |

Fizzban wrote:I was going to write down Dire Boar as well, but Dire Boars as mounts always makes me think of Warhammer orcs.Two words: DIRE BOAR.
dire badger is also a good choices.
Fizz
I never played warhammer, but I read something with a group of dwarven lancers on dire boar that screamed kick ass. Also in a Salvator book there was a dwarf with a figurine of wonderous power that was a fiendish dire boar that breathed flames. The dwarf also dual weilded flails, one rusting one exploding, he was vicious on that thing.
Fizz

ArchLich |

ArchLich wrote:*war turtle (now that's cool. Imagine a dire turtle, spikes and all covered in holy runes that are carved or painted in it's shell unstoppablly marching forward in battle.)
The captain of the guard looked nervously over at the dwarven knight on his majestic tortoise. Ahead the battle raged without them.
"Sir Longbeard, now is the time to charge," fretted the nervous warrior as the steed slowly crawled forward.
"Me and my mount are charging, good friend. You can't rush a dwarf."
Hey! A dire turtle would be no slower then a dwarf. Probally faster. And it could be a mountain turtle or tortoise. Grey and white, resistent to the cold, etc. It would be cool. (hehe)

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Wicht wrote:Hey! A dire turtle would be no slower then a dwarf. Probally faster. And it could be a mountain turtle or tortoise. Grey and white, resistent to the cold, etc. It would be cool. (hehe)ArchLich wrote:*war turtle (now that's cool. Imagine a dire turtle, spikes and all covered in holy runes that are carved or painted in it's shell unstoppablly marching forward in battle.)
The captain of the guard looked nervously over at the dwarven knight on his majestic tortoise. Ahead the battle raged without them.
"Sir Longbeard, now is the time to charge," fretted the nervous warrior as the steed slowly crawled forward.
"Me and my mount are charging, good friend. You can't rush a dwarf."
I know that a giant turtle would not of necessity be slow. But the image conjured was the one I wrote. It made me laugh to picture it in my head. The stawalrt dwarf atop his stawalrt and ponderous (though heavily armored) steed.

ArchLich |

Our compiled list so far (in order of appearance):
*A stocky reindeer. Or maybe a dwarven Moose.
*A Dire Badger.
*War Pony.
*A lion.
*A Giant eagle.
*Dire Boar
*Giant Crocodile (hey it’s cool)
*Giant Lizard (from the Underdark. I forget name right now)
*Rhino
*Dire wolf (Or for cool roleplaying opportunities a Worg converted by the paladin to his alignment so he can become his mount. See atonement spell etc.)
*bearwolf (mm III?)
*war turtle (now that's cool. Imagine a dire turtle, spikes and all covered in holy runes that are carved or painted in it's shell unstoppablly marching forward in battle.)
*Bears (any of a variety)
*Bison
*Dire Wolverine (I assume)
*Mini hydra?
*How about an animated object? Like a table or even aminated plate barding?
*Dire beetle.
*Dire rabbit (hopped up on speed hehe)
*Animated plant.
*Bulette
*Giant Toad.
*Riding war dog (think dire pitbull).
Credit to:
Wicht
Fizzban
ArchLich
Moff Rimmer
Sorry but I cut my paragon and the purple worm. Though the Purple worm would make a cool defender of a holy city/temple.

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Our compiled list so far (in order of appearance):
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I still think that there are some dinosaurs that could work...
Cave Triceratops (Miniatures Handbook)
Ankylosaurus (MM2)
Stegasaurus (Serpent Kingdoms)
Deinonychus
There are a few others that might work as well. It's at least a thought.
Also things like Smilodon from Frostburn. And maybe later on they could look at an elephant/mastadon/wooly mammoth mount. Not sure where you are planning on parking that thing though.

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Thanks for the suggestions - I'm going to offer him a choice; either Dire Boar (reduced base HD), Dire Goat or Black Bear.
That was super-quick; these messageboards are great :D
You had me at dire goat...

the Stick |

Take a page from the Duergar -- giant spider. Spiders make fantastic mounts, especially given their ability to climb up walls. Better make sure that that's a strong harness.
Ona side note, I had a halfling barbarian hight Brawny Headsplitter who always charged into battle, frequently atop his mount, a normal boar (whom he named "Bacon").

WelbyBumpus |

I've got a player who is new to the game playing a Dwarven Paladin in my RotRL campaign. He thinks that a Heavy Warhorse is a stupid steed for a dwarf (and I agree) but he's maxed out his ride and handle animal skills and wants a mount when he's eligible, which is next level.
Any suggestions?
A lot of good suggestions already, but let me add a good RoRL option:
auroch (uses bison stats, or perhaps advanced bison stats)

Kobold Catgirl |

Goats ain't needin' ta bah dahre, ye trah fahcing dahn a mahd goat! Nie'er er tiretles.
"Charge! Let us die honarably in battle! Let us rush out to meet our--"
"Moo!"
That's mah towh ceants!
(I know that he already got what he wanted, but I had to add that. Couldn't resist a nice, dangerous cow! Personally, I think they're all pretty cool! I think I'll use every single one of them! If GeraintElberion is still watching this thread, well, here's some timeless advice: you can't go wrong with cows!)

Kobold Catgirl |

Compilation (those marked with an asterisk (*) have been just now created by me):

Anglachel |

I've got a player who is new to the game playing a Dwarven Paladin in my RotRL campaign. He thinks that a Heavy Warhorse is a stupid steed for a dwarf.
Indeed.
I had the same issue.It seems to me silly to picture a dwarf on a warhorse.
I plan to suggest a "champion" ability from Moonte Cook's EA to my player.
Kind of summon a runic shield or something.

Kobold Catgirl |

GeraintElberion wrote:I've got a player who is new to the game playing a Dwarven Paladin in my RotRL campaign. He thinks that a Heavy Warhorse is a stupid steed for a dwarf.Indeed.
I had the same issue.
It seems to me silly to picture a dwarf on a warhorse.
I plan to suggest a "champion" ability from Moonte Cook's EA to my player.
Kind of summon a runic shield or something.
Thanks a lot! now I have to start all over again!!!
*Sigh*Compilation (those marked with an asterisk (*) have been just now created by me):
Stocky reindeer
# Dwarven moose
# Dire badger
# Lion
# Dire Boar
# Dire Badger
# Runic shield
# Giant Crocodile
# Giant Lizard
# Rhino
# Dire wolf
# Worg converted to good via atonement, geas/quest, etc
# Bearwolf
# War turtle
# Dire badger
# Bears
# Bison
# Boar
# Rhinoceros
# Wolverine
# Mini hydra
# Animated object
# Dire beetle
# Dire rabbit
# Animated plant
# Giant Toad
# Riding war dog
# Dire paragon half troll rat
# Bullette
# Battlegoat
# Cave Triceratops
# Ankylosaurus
# Stegasaurus
# Deinonychus
# Smilodon
# Elephant
# Mastadon
# Wooly mammoth
# Aurumvorax
# Giant spider
# Mule
# Dire mountain ram
# Auroch
# Cow
# Dire chicken*
# Dire duck*
# Hippo*

Saern |

Yup, Dire Mountain Ram for me.
It's a bit WoW, but I second this. I think dwarves on war rams are awesome. Are there actually stats for dire rams or something similar, or would the DM have to make them himself?
If you didn't go this route, the boar is my next pick; it just seems appropriate, though I'm not actually sure it makes sense when you think about it. Giant pigs living in caves under mountains? The rams seem more logical- raised on the slopes and all. But dire boars? Someone enlighten me- are boars common in mountains?
EDIT- Sexi beat me to posting, so I third it!

Fizzban |

firbolg wrote:Yup, Dire Mountain Ram for me.
But dire boars? Someone enlighten me- are boars common in mountains?
EDIT- Sexi beat me to posting, so I third it!
I live basicly touching the Smokey Mts. in Appalachia, and I wouldn't say common, but we do have quit a few wild boars/feral hogs that run up and down the mountain areas. People hunt them in this area. They used to be more common but like I said hunting has lead to a drop in their population. Also back in the day before fencing and barbed wire one would catch have hogs but just release them in the mountains to fend for themselves then go and catch them for slaughting time.
Fizz
p.s. they're hard as hell to kill, dogs usually gets gored and hurt, and you have to carry a pistol because after you shoot them with a rifle they rage and charge you.

Saern |

Saern wrote:firbolg wrote:Yup, Dire Mountain Ram for me.
But dire boars? Someone enlighten me- are boars common in mountains?
EDIT- Sexi beat me to posting, so I third it!
I live basicly touching the Smokey Mts. in Appalachia, and I wouldn't say common, but we do have quit a few wild boars/feral hogs that run up and down the mountain areas. People hunt them in this area. They used to be more common but like I said hunting has lead to a drop in their population. Also back in the day before fencing and barbed wire one would catch have hogs but just release them in the mountains to fend for themselves then go and catch them for slaughting time.
Fizz
p.s. they're hard as hell to kill, dogs usually gets gored and hurt, and you have to carry a pistol because after you shoot them with a rifle they rage and charge you.
That makes sense in Appalachia, the mountains being largely wooded and relatively low. Plenty of food and habitat (well, there was). What about in younger ranges, such as the Rockies? Do boars live there, too? I envision dwarven cities mainly existing in these types of ranges, so if boars exist there, the whole concept makes sense. If not, we'll need to break out the dire rams!

Fizzban |

oh come on, dont make me state the obvious
okay I will because it is my dutyFemale Dwarf
there I said it and I'm not proud of it
okay maybe a lil
;)
LOL WOW I'm such a D&D geek I didn't find anything dirty about a dwarf's mount. It was such a serious question that my mind didn't even go there. I'm alittle disappointed in myself.
Fizz

Ragnarock Raider |

swirler wrote:oh come on, dont make me state the obvious
okay I will because it is my dutyFemale Dwarf
there I said it and I'm not proud of it
okay maybe a lil
;)
LOL WOW I'm such a D&D geek I didn't find anything dirty about a dwarf's mount. It was such a serious question that my mind didn't even go there. I'm alittle disappointed in myself.
Fizz
Don't feel bad Fizz....me too until swirler opens up THAT can of worms...so my vote:
DIRE female dwarf =p
Stay safe all.

firbolg |

firbolg wrote:Yup, Dire Mountain Ram for me.
It's a bit WoW, but I second this. I think dwarves on war rams are awesome. Are there actually stats for dire rams or something similar, or would the DM have to make them himself?
If you didn't go this route, the boar is my next pick; it just seems appropriate, though I'm not actually sure it makes sense when you think about it. Giant pigs living in caves under mountains? The rams seem more logical- raised on the slopes and all. But dire boars? Someone enlighten me- are boars common in mountains?
EDIT- Sexi beat me to posting, so I third it!
Not played WoW, I was thinking of the Charduni Dark Dwarves from the Scaarred Lands Setting.
Tough, mean tempered and nimble for mountain peaks, they'd make a great cavalry, especially when covered in barding.As to boars, all I know of them is from Europe, and they tend to be forest creatures, rummaging through the humus (still with a bad temper, and smart as all get out).

Kobold Catgirl |

Dire dachshund is teh rOxxOrs.
HEATHY!!! You aren't changing your avatar, are you?! Hopefully, it's just temporary. Please say it is?
AAAAAAAAAAAARGH! Another compilation?! GRRRR!#Stocky reindeer
# Dwarven moose
# Dire badger
# Lion
# Dire Boar
# Dire Badger
# Runic shield
# Giant Crocodile
# Giant Lizard
# Rhino
# Dire wolf
# Worg converted to good via atonement, geas/quest, etc
# Bearwolf
# War turtle
# Dire badger
# Bears
# Bison
# Boar
# Rhinoceros
# Wolverine
# Mini hydra
# Animated object
# Dire beetle
# Dire rabbit
# Animated plant
# Giant Toad
# Riding war dog
# Dire paragon half troll rat
# Bullette
# Battlegoat
# Cave Triceratops
# Ankylosaurus
# Stegasaurus
# Deinonychus
# Smilodon
# Elephant
# Mastadon
# Wooly mammoth
# Aurumvorax
# Giant spider
# Mule
# Dire mountain ram
# Auroch
# Cow
# Dire chicken*
# Dire duck*
# Hippo*
# Earth Element Battle Ram
# Earth Element Ankylosaurus
# Can of worms
# Dire dachshund
Plus my new ideas:
Corpse (CHARGE!!!)
Ghost of horse
Large viper
...
...
...
Ummm.... I think I'll pass on the female dwarf...

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On a side note, I had a halfling barbarian hight Brawny Headsplitter who always charged into battle, frequently atop his mount, a normal boar (whom he named "Bacon").
I had a player as a savage halfling barbarian/occult slayer/frenzied berzerker who used no magical items and only hide armor and stone weapons ride an advanced, permanently enlarged rust monster (all while being followed by what had been his pet goat which was transformed into a zombie goat by the orc necromancer who destroyed his village and who constantly followed him trying to eat him.
Sadly this is truth.

Kobold Catgirl |

*Sigh*
Compilation (those marked with an asterisk (*) have been just now created by me):
# Stocky reindeer
# Dwarven moose
# Dire badger
# Lion
# Dire Boar
# Dire Badger
# Runic shield
# Giant Crocodile
# Giant Lizard
# Rhino
# Dire wolf
# Worg converted to good via atonement, geas/quest, etc
# Bearwolf
# War turtle
# Dire badger
# Bears
# Bison
# Boar
# Rhinoceros
# Wolverine
# Mini hydra
# Animated object
# Dire beetle
# Dire rabbit
# Animated plant
# Giant Toad
# Riding war dog
# Dire paragon half troll rat
# Bullette
# Battlegoat
# Cave Triceratops
# Ankylosaurus
# Stegasaurus
# Deinonychus
# Smilodon
# Elephant
# Mastadon
# Wooly mammoth
# Aurumvorax
# Giant spider
# Mule
# Dire mountain ram
# Auroch
# Cow
# Dire chicken
# Dire duck
# Hippo
# Earth Element Battle Ram
# Earth Element Ankylosaurus
# Can of worms
# Dire dachshund
# Corpse
# Ghost
# Large viper
# Rust monster
# Zombie goat
# Razorback
# Ostrich*
# Barghest* (hey, it's just a wolf--AAAH!)
# Giant dragonfly*
# Whitehart*
# Giraffe*
# Dire penguin*