But I would probably alternate my lies with things like, "Hey, look out behind you!", "Hey, isn't that Aroden?", "Hey, the sky is falling!", "Hey, your shoelace is untied!",and "Hey, is she naked?"
The thing is, you wouldn't really be telling lies, or saying anything at all, bluffing this way would be more like feinting, dipping to the left and stabbing from the right, but the mechanic this way is making an opposed skill check, rather than using an action and automatically faking your opponent out.
"It's impossible to use Stealth while attacking, running, or charging."
See, the problem I have with this statement, and it does seem to invalidate this whole process, is that if you follow it, you can't ever sneak up on someone and stab them even once. Once you make your attack, your stealth ends, if your stealth has ended, you don't get your sneak attack.