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FROLIC IN BRINE
*hears the croaking, grabs the katana, puts on the gas mask, hopes TOZ isn't too far behind with a zippo lighter*
*laughs in Apollyon*
*parks Folca's ice cream truck nearby*
Maybe because apparently PF2 killed off alignment debates - who would have thought that allowing CG Goblin Paladins will fix that?
Ah that sorts it then.
That's kind of moot because PFS was shut down globally after it was overrun by people playing I was forced to end my home PF1 campaigns after some folks in combat uniforms with purple golem insignia burst through my door during a game and forced people to switch over to playing goblins at a gunpoint. We gave up shortly afterward as the first thing such a forcibly converted goblin player did was ask our resident LG dwarf Paladin of Iomedae "would you save a burning goblin orphanage?". I'm still visiting their graves, although both families give me the eye. Honestly, the amount of anguish, destruction and death visited on this planet by printing goblins as a core race in PF2 is unbearable. We've warned WotC that printing tieflings as a core race in D&D 5E will flood the game with emo goth edgelords and of course that happened - who plays D&D these days? Some Mercer guy and that's it. Dead game, killed by the lack of basic understanding of the human psyche. Paizo drew nothing from that lesson and brought about an apocalypse. Suits them. Excuse me, I'm off to play a windling in an Earthdawn game, at least that's a serious ancestry that fits into what people expect from a fantasy world.
I told you, Asmodeus is a good guy and a friend of humanity all along. Why don't you listen? Why do you keep launching all those nonsensical uprisings, silver ravens, free captains, what's freedom worth if you're trying to win it by working against The One Who Can Turn The Key?
AND TO DESTROY DREAMS, HOPES AND HAPPINESS OF MILLIONS OF TRUE PF1 FANS SO THAT I CAN FEAST UPON THEIR TORMENTED SCREAMS OF ANGUISH (Sorry, Anguish)
Aaaand that's how Cheliax gets away every time. We're not a bad place if you're playing nice! Just look at all those dens of chaos and instability, would you prefer a rigorous, at times harshly so, regime of law and order, or a cesspool of madness where you can be certain of nothing? See? Easy choice, isn't it? Like all choices are, despite what those do-gooders might tell you.
Ah, it's the book where people's dreams and hopes die, everything that's beautiful vanishes, and I get to feast upon all the anguish and sorrow.
NEW FRIEND?
To non Chelaxians, yes.Yep, sounds like Chelish nobles to me.If the solution doesn't involve spending hundreds of gold, is it REALLY even a solution? Surely you wanted to type "To unsophisticated, economically challenged philistines from other lands, yes."?
It hasn't been that active lately as well. Now with the Paizo staff not wanting us to not share info early from the PDFs it is becoming a ghost town. BOO.
September can't come soon enough...
September feels so far away... :(
For example I now know that Folca, arguably THE MOST CREEPY DIVINITY PAIZO HAS PUMPED OUT YET is known by the title The Gaunt Stranger, has a skeletal hand full of sweets as his holy symbol, a black stork as his sacred animal, and his unholy colors are blue and black. Now I know that's not a paragraph write up on how the hell this cult hasn't managed to get burned off Golarion by literally everyone but it does give me as a gm a ton of symbols and metaphor that are just rife for story exploration and further fleshing out run ins with his followers.
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