Cats are away…it's time for little goblins to play!
Cats are away…it's time for little goblins to play! Wednesday, August 4, 2010Sara Marie: Hey Crystal! ... Crystal: Yes? ... Sara Marie: I just brought an order down to the warehouse and I realized something! ... Crystal: That cats do, in fact, float? ... Sara Marie: You are the ONLY person down there. ... Crystal: Yes, yes I am! ... Sara Marie: Know what else I saw? ... Crystal: The end, whereupon none were spared, not even the children? ... Sara Marie: The editorial pit. Unattended....
Cats are away…it's time for little goblins to play!
Wednesday, August 4, 2010
Sara Marie: Hey Crystal!
Crystal: Yes?
Sara Marie: I just brought an order down to the warehouse and I realized something!
Crystal: That cats do, in fact, float?
Sara Marie: You are the ONLY person down there.
Crystal: Yes, yes I am!
Sara Marie: Know what else I saw?
Crystal: The end, whereupon none were spared, not even the children?
Sara Marie: The editorial pit. Unattended.
Crystal: Well, I wouldn't call it "unattended." I'm still here.
Sara Marie: Precisely. Sutter's desk, all alone, with no one to guard it.
Crystal: His cans of beans left unattended...
Sara Marie: Suppose he's got anything good over there?
Crystal: Perhaps his collection of priceless pre-Columbian guitar picks?
Sara Marie: I meant interesting.
Crystal: Oh! Yes! I think he has the original Dead Sea Scrolls and the final manuscript of "Misfit Monsters".
Sara Marie: I just had an idea! The entire editorial staff is going to be working this week at Gen Con. Every single one.
Crystal: Two time zones away
Sara Marie: There is no way they're gonna have time to check on Paizo's website.
Crystal: Definitely no way! Plus, they'd have to time travel to do it. What with the time zones and all.
Sara Marie: We could totally put up a Misfit Monster or two on the blog. WE WOULD BE FAMOUS!!
Crystal: Famous, eh? I do enjoy fame… But... do we dare?
Sara Marie: Ooooh this one is snazzy!
Crystal: What are you looking at in there? Hang on. Let me chew through my leg chains... Holy Lamashtu! Is this the new Flail Snail?!
Sara Marie: Sweet! I knew there would be perks to not going to Gen Con!
Crystal: You mean besides avoiding the sleep loss, exposure to dangerous chemicals, vomiting and hair loss?
Sara Marie: I wonder who else left their office unattended...
... Illustration by Mike Corriero ... Did you know... Friday, July 9, 2010...that flail snails are the philosophers of the Darklands, writing epic communal poetry in their slime trails? ... ...that executioner's hoods, trappers, and lurkers above are all members of the same species, simply different genders or stages of the life cycle? ... ...that flumphs come from the stars to warn us of lurking cosmic horrors (and have an elaborate migration process which inspired impromptu interpretive...
Illustration by Mike Corriero
Did you know...
Friday, July 9, 2010
...that flail snails are the philosophers of the Darklands, writing epic communal poetry in their slime trails?
...that executioner's hoods, trappers, and lurkers above are all members of the same species, simply different genders or stages of the life cycle?
...that flumphs come from the stars to warn us of lurking cosmic horrors (and have an elaborate migration process which inspired impromptu interpretive dance by Paizo staffers)?
...that delvers were created by the Vault Keepers of Orv, and dig their tunnels in hopes of one day proving themselves greater architects than their masters?
...that lava children procreate by consuming elementals?
....that disenchanters were originally bred for the magical wars between Geb and Nex?
Learn all of these tidbits and more in the upcoming Pathfinder Campaign Setting release, Misfit Monsters Redeemed!
