| 2 people marked this as a favorite. |
So again, I love the fact the all Paizo properties are filled with the strange and the bizarre. I love that Pathfinder has a Sweeny Todd gang and Starfinder has Interstellar Green Peace Druids. Or an entire planet of Dragon CEOs. I wanted to share some of my bizarre creations and in turn be entertained by your ideas.
Hellnannies- LN employing the time honored traditions of imposing order and stability from the realm of Asmodeus to child rearing. If the child survives they can the prestigious Little Hellions Armiger Prep Academy
Caybears: CG Once upon a time Cayden Calien wrestled a bear and a mercenary force of uplifted Bears was born pledged to Cayden Calien and anyone ready for a butt kicking good time. Imagine a bunch jocks (with the stereotypical thickheadness) armed to the teeth but they are bears. They can be used in both Starfinder and Pathfinder. This has actually produced really funny results, as the bears are a bit too enthusiastic, trashing a docking bay after the baddies had been dispatched and they showed up late. Lol.
I have more but will post later. Please post your ideas too.
| 2 people marked this as a favorite. |
This one was alluded to in a starfinder adventure, but the implications are pretty funny. The Flag ship master of stars has a toddler pen (Fitch's brood alone warrants one, and you meet some other kids who SHOULD have been there...)
Ysoki litters come in batches of 4 to 6 instead of 1-2
Your typical ysoki has +2 int and +2 engineering = +3 engineering compared to a human. Each ysoki toddler is roughly the equivalent of a trained engineer.
Ysoki have cheek pouches and can hold up to 1 bulk (or 1.9 bulk)
Put that together and a ysoki nursery has to be an existential horror. You have 6 hyperactive engineers with a ready place to hide an entire tool kit of objects they shouldn't be getting their little paws on.
My Mystic has profession babysitter and shows up to meetings covered in babypowder, engine grease, glitter, oatmeal, various fingerpainting scenes (and if on absolom station) with the tip of his tail still on fire.)
There's probably some hellnanny armor in the bottom of the ballpit from When Sister Frost vanished.... :)
| 2 people marked this as a favorite. |
P.E.T.E.M.
People for the Ethical Treatment of Every Monster. Advocate for the preservation of all forms of life, animal, abomination, ooze, and elder abomination.
| 1 person marked this as a favorite. |
I've also wanted to build a character based on Cabbage man from Avatar The Last Airbender, and an outgrowth of that is an organization of street vendors and other local business owners who are tired of heroes wrecking their stands or places of business. They could function as villains or just an annoyance for PCs to deal with.
| 2 people marked this as a favorite. |
There's a scenario that takes place in a mall and to make it a little harder to just walk to the right answer I added a bunch of extra stores to it
Tail ors Ysoki clothing
Starstone Jewelers
Loco Parentis (ball pit and playground)
Butterfly Stitches Desnan Temple and Medical Care
Cyber Aware (augment friendly bar)
Predator and Pray (Vesk/Skittermander fusion Restaurant). The vesk BBQ sears your tongue and the skittermander fruit juices help put the fire out.
Adamantine Coral (buffet)
All your base (vid game arena)
Four arm Bind (VERY mixed martial arts)
Deciduous Dentistry (specialize in pulling and replacing teeth. Only 50% more for vesk, most vesk dentists demand combat pay)
On the ball (Extreme Roller Derby Rink Run by a bantrid)
Dead Man's Chest (Android&SRO filing cabinet/apartments)
Up Grade (Library chips, int ability crystals, and books)
________ (Telepathy only bar)
Red Herring Fish and Chips
Forwarned and Four Armed (Ksatha Divinations and fortune telling)
| 3 people marked this as a favorite. |
There's a scenario that takes place in a mall and to make it a little harder to just walk to the right answer I added a bunch of extra stores to it
Tail ors Ysoki clothing
Starstone Jewelers
Loco Parentis (ball pit and playground)
Butterfly Stitches Desnan Temple and Medical Care
Cyber Aware (augment friendly bar)
Predator and Pray (Vesk/Skittermander fusion Restaurant). The vesk BBQ sears your tongue and the skittermander fruit juices help put the fire out.
Adamantine Coral (buffet)
All your base (vid game arena)
Four arm Bind (VERY mixed martial arts)
Deciduous Dentistry (specialize in pulling and replacing teeth. Only 50% more for vesk, most vesk dentists demand combat pay)
On the ball (Extreme Roller Derby Rink Run by a bantrid)
Dead Man's Chest (Android&SRO filing cabinet/apartments)
Up Grade (Library chips, int ability crystals, and books)
________ (Telepathy only bar)
Red Herring Fish and Chips
Forwarned and Four Armed (Ksatha Divinations and fortune telling)
These are amazing. Another one I thought of was marriages with Priests of Damoritosh. They will marry anyone who wishes but they must first do battle with each other to determine if they are worthy of each other, then the priest must determine their worthiness by engaging them both individually in honorable in combat. Then to gauge the strength of their partnership they must fight together against a group of priests. If they survive these challenges they are wed in the eyes of Damaritosh. lol. "Ah, you come to join together in holy matrimony. defend yourself!"
Touch of the Undead Necrografts....Where the undead improve the living...
| 1 person marked this as a favorite. |
"Ah, you come to join together in holy matrimony. defend yourself!"
Its a nice day for a Red Wedding inc.
| 1 person marked this as a favorite. |
Rovagug Buffet:For the devourer in everyone. Everything there is edible, or at least you are allowed to eat anything and everything. Though replacing the tables and furniture does get expensive.
TindR. The goblin dating app. Ignite your love. And everything else.
SqueakR. The Dating app for ysoki with a few minutes to spare
ThinkR. *Hypnotoad buzzing noise*
ChoiceR. The Shirren Dating app
TesseractR The marakoi dating app