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The hope is to get Pathfiner, a more refined game.
I've known one or two players who really need Bathfinder.
Improvised Snake - for best results have someone cast Sock first.
Wall of wine: For the more refined Cayden worshippers.
Mind beading: Great for keeping trophies on a string.
Mind leading: Toxic over long periods, but keeps you safe from detections.
Wall of bind: The wall holds you tight.
Wall of hind: Favorite of Erastil's followers, this spell makes a deer herd.
Clink: Makes a minor noise of metal on metal. Ruins stealth. Repeated castings get you put on a chain gang.
Wall of ace: If cast four or more times, creates a shop to buy equipment.
Wall of store: Can be cast four or more times to create any type of shop.
Crop dead: Kills weeds? Nope. Just the crops.
Blow: Early name for gust of wind.
Flow: Lets you move more easily downhill. Uphill, you're done.
Create fool: Makes a jester on the spot.
Create foot: How to hamper peg-legged pirates, acts as a slow spell.
Sly: New version of fox's cunning, but with equal odds of penalizing the ability score.
Water balk: Great vs. tsunamis and floods, water won't flow into the area.
Dragon farm: Where you get components for the dragonscale armor you want. Milking them is not recommended.
Spellwreck: Dispel magic after a few drinks.
Duplicate toe: Ineffective against peglegged pirates.
Spectral sand: Ghostly beach forms.
Spectral band: Ghostly bards form. Highly annoying sometimes. Other times, a great distraction.
Spectral land: Prerequisite for Reality marble formation, as well as demiplane creation.
Find undead: More potent version of detect undead.
Bend undead: Target undead does yoga for the duration of the spell.
Band undead: Puts all affected undead together in one square and holds them together with a rubber band.
Slack tentacles: Tentacles form, but really need tightened up, they don't grip worth mentioning.
Clock of colors: Large clock appears, each hour a different color.
Tarp mind: Keeps head dry.
Harp mind: Target gets a classical piece stuck in their head and it repeats endlessly.
Laze: Relax and rest, even if work needs done.
Store to flesh: Moves target store next to target living creature.
Rue Seeing: You really wish you hadn't seen that, now it's burned into your mind forever.
Plant shift: Move target plant to one side.
Plane shirt: Upper body is now adorned with its own demiplane.
Bend soul: Soul now gets folded in half.
Uncontrollable dunce: Summons AM BARBARIAN.
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Adding a letter:
Patchfinder - The impossible task of creating one rule set that makes everyone happy.
Pathfunder - a version of the game designed to really shake you down.
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Uncontrollable Slaughter: summons AM BARBARIAN
Uncontrollable Daughter: summons MS BARBARIAN
(why is this spell no longer hideous? I liked it hideous. Even the spell description describes the laughter as hideous, but it's not in the name. The joke would work better too if it were hideous.)
BARKSKIM BORK BORK!! GOOD FOR YOUR BONES!!!
Furious Ficus!
Faerie Wire, for when you need a brownie to get a hidden recording.
Grindness/Beafness: a spell that enormously bloats the HP of the target, making it very tiring to kill.
EDIT: ouch, I realized I changed too much of the original. Well, I still like it :)
Can I get some chinmail?
DO I have to buy it at the chainmall?
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New classes:
Lighter - Specializes in setting things on fire.
Lizard - Studies to become a dragon someday, maybe.
Sourcerer - In world rulers lawyer.
Banger - hits things with sticks.
Rouge - sneaks around painting everything red.
Mook - Helps out all the other classes.
Band - group class, plays music to inspire. has problems with part of the class wanting to go solo.
Wall of Firs, for when you need some trees now.
Wall of the Banshee - it's her wall :|
Wail of fire - this fire doesn't crackle, it cries
Day of Enfeeblement - at least it's a holiday