"My life for Aiur!!"
HHmmm... Blizzard...
So... We have arrived at Dairy Queen... Hope no one's lactose intolerant...
No Queens allowed here but me!
And Freddy Mercury.
Did You Know that Freddy Mercury was not actually from Mercury? And that Barry Zanzibar, the lead singer of the innermost planet in our solar system's top stadium-filling rock colossi "MnK'GuBlPmgTI!!?@&!", was, likewise, not from Zanzibar? What an amazing coincidence, like the fact that you can get two tubs of 'Wow, Is Sour Cream?' for just £1.50 at both Abdul's International MiniMarket on Sackville Street and the town centre branch of Home Bargains!
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I, third death laser,
heard the dirt sail--
that dread air's lie--
"Dr., three tails had I."
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This is Derail This Thread, not Anagram This Thread!
Now that I think of it, this is a good derailment for this thread!
Good job!
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No Queens allowed here but me!
And Freddy Mercury.
Did someone mention Freddy Mercury?
Open your eyes, look up to the skies, and see...!
This is why we need space lasers already.
And a Death Star. Why don't we have a Death Star?
I feel its probably the naming convention. Maybe if we called it a Cuddle Star it would get built faster.
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I think you're on to something, Vidmaster7. Kind of like the "Slow Loris".
Oh who's a cute Slow Loris? That's right. You are! Who's so cute? Oh yes you are! So cu---ahhhhhh death! Death to me ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
So... It's a bit like the killer rabbit, right??
Speaking of killer wabbits... I do enjoy a good bugs bunny sketch
:dresses as "sexy Valkyrie":
:flutters eyelashes:
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de-snailed
Oh the comments on that one. also its kind of funny cause for some reason they were talking about kileanna riding a slug on FAWTL now i definitely want it to be a drunk snail.
Some people say snails are tasty. Those people have a right to be wrong.
Anybody else like paradoxical sentences?
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Some snails say people are tasty. I run the f#*% away from those snails, they give me the creeps.
Paradox eh? Like uh for example, I can resist anything but temptation.
You know who else can't resist temptation? Vampires that's who! Can you?
Recruitment is still OPEN for Bloodlines - A V20 Vampire the Dark Ages Campaign - Clan Assamite
The catch one of the following two characters has to be played (at least at this time):
Durdona Checheg 8th Generation Childe of El Cid.
OR
Giovanni Dal'este 7th Generation Childe of Lord Bajazet al Nasir.
I am considering allowing Childer of these two Vampires if a PC wants to create a new character from scratch...
Ah, pbp. You know, some people like that (like me). Other people like pbj. I cannot mix those two; it's either pb or j. But not both. Who's with me?
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I don't know. Who is with you? I cannot see you so I can only guess...
Have you got a visit from your Ankheg brother? Your Ankheg parents? Tell me, who is with you? Now I am curious.
That link reminds me of an old saying: A chain is only as strong as its weakest adamantium link.
I never said that.
You know what else you never said?
"I love you."
:dabs the corners of his eyes with a lace handkerchief:
Of course I didn't. Profound emotions are only ever communicated by semaphore, or if the flags are damp, foot movement or rhythmic snorts.
*Snort! Snort! Snort! Snort SnortSnort! Snort SnortSnort!*
Hey! Watch where you snort stuff!
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"What the hell is that supposed to mean?"
— Samuel Morse, inventor of the Morse Code
I don't like mean people.
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Speaking of villains with cool tech, I'm kind of disappointed I missed the death star discussion, as I could have linked the fact that somebody got a petition for it past the mark where the US government has to write a response.
Thank Goodness that happened in 2013 is all I can say. Trump would probably not only have said 'yes let's totally build that,' but it would have been the tawdriest godsdamned Death Star you've ever laid eyes on, covered with gilding, rhinestones, corporate logos, and of course, his name in HUUUGE letters.
I feel like there is a futurama about something similar.
When I first heard of Futurama, I thought it was called Futureham-ra, and was about a mummy wizard made of cured pork in space who fought cats with magic swords.
Imagine my delight when I found out that it was, only the creators had spelled it wrong!!!!
Incidentally, 'cured pork' in Mongolian is Edgersen gakhain makh, which is also the name of a Norwegian explorer. If you spell that wrong, it means you will fail your Mongolian exams.
* Drops Chandler on thread*
Drops thread on floor. Gets distracted looking for the needle it went with. You don't want to step on a sewing needle!
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Alignment, re-rolling dice as DM, C/MD.
There we go the 3 most derailing things I could think of.
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And food. You forgot about food xD
Can't believe I forgot about food *Great shame on my cow*
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And food. You forgot about food xDSpecifically, milk.
Octopus milk, in Kileanna's case.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
You ARE an enabler!
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*hangs head in shame*
I know...
*Hangs head in rack*
Don't worry, it wasn't my own.
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*Buries head in rack*
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I COL'd (Chuckled Out Loud)!
*Racks up the billiard balls*